Biology Cell Jokes

36 biology cell jokes and hilarious biology cell puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about biology cell that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Biology Cell Short Jokes

Short biology cell jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The biology cell humour may include short cell biology jokes also.

  1. My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results... ... speak for themselves
  2. I failed my biology test today. Apparently, "black guys" isn't the answer to the question "What is found in cells."
  3. I failed a biology test today, they had asked me what was commonly found in cells Apparently black people was not the answer.
  4. In biology class my teacher asked "What is most commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" was not the right answer
  5. I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.
  6. I was asked on a biology test "what is most commonly found in cells" Black people was the wrong answer...
  7. I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; "what is something commonly found in cells?"
    Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer
  8. I failed my biology test today. The question was: "What is commonly found in cells?"
    Apparently, "African Americans" wasn't the correct answer.
  9. Today I Failed my Biology Test. One of the questions asked. What are normally found inside cells?
    Apparently, 'Black People' was not the correct answer.
  10. I failed my biology test today. There was a question that asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" I guess my teacher didn't think "black people" was a good answer.

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Biology Cell One Liners

Which biology cell one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with biology cell? I can suggest the ones about brain cell and cell.

  1. What does prison have in common with biology? Cell culture.
  2. Why don't criminals study biology? Too many cells
  3. I asked my biology teacher how he makes his class so interesting He told me: s**... cells.
  4. Why did the biology magazine put a picture of gametes on their cover? Because s**... cells.
  5. What did the p**... biology teacher say? s**... cells.
  6. Why do Biology teachers have to teach about Meiosis? s**... cells.

Hilarious Biology Cell Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about biology cell you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean biology jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make biology cell pranks.

So I took a biology test the other day...

One of the questions was, "name two things commonly found in cells."
Apparently, young b**... and latinos was not the right answer.

I took my Biology exam last Friday

I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "b**..." and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.

In biology they ask us what we find in cells

Apparently black people wasn't the right answer.
I'll see myself out.

c**... biology bar joke

A few cells enter a bar. They sit in a corner and talk amongst themselves, drink moderately and don't pick up a fight with anyone. They leave the bar quietly.
Because they were cultured cells..

So my biology teacher asked me what are in cells...

I said "black people" and somehow that wasn't right

The Online Biology Class

I almost got expelled in an Online Biology c**... course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are.
Turns out, "black people" is NOT a good answer.

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.

Why did the company use gametes in their commerical?

Because s**... cells.
Thought of this joke while doing biology homework, is it any good?


My sister has always been fascinated with cell biology and she moved across state to attend a better college, moving her into her dorm we moved a dresser to benefit the small space she had and in doing so she dropped it on my foot. I yelled out MITOSIS!
(This is my first original joke be gentle)

My biology teacher flunked me when she asked me what is commonly found in cells.

Apparently, black people wasn't the answer she was looking for.

I hurt my foot a few days ago

Tripped over the stairs and partially separated my left big toenail. It's getting better, but it still hurts a fair bit.
Yesterday I was walking to class with a female friend of mine who's a cell biology major. I hadn't told her yet about what happened, so eventually she said "So why are you limping, anyway?"
I turned to her, looked her straight in the face, and without missing a beat, I said:
"My toe, sis!"

Weird Question in Exam

Q) What do you find in cells?
My Ans) Black People
I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

I took a biology exam the other day.

The test asked me to list two things that are commonly found in cells.
Apparently b**... and mexicans was not the right answer.

In Biology, I learned Mitochondria was the powerhouse of the cell

In Prison, I learned Bubba was the powerhouse of the cell