The Best 27 Biologists Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Biologists jokes. There are some biologists biological jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Biologists Jokes and Puns

Two biologists get married and have twin girls.

They name one Jessica and the other Control.

Why do cellular biologists never agree with mathematicians?

For them, division and multiplication are the same thing.

Why do cellular biologists always disagree with mathematicians?

Because to them dividing and multiplying are the same

Biologists joke, Why do cellular biologists always disagree with mathematicians?

A physicist, a biologist, and a chemist go to the beach...

The physicist looks out over the ocean and says "I want to go into the water and study the fluid dynamics." The physicist then walks into the ocean and drowns. Then the biologist looks out over the ocean and says "I want to go into the water and study the local marine life." The biologist then walks into the ocean and drowns. Lastly, the chemist looks out over the ocean and says "I have come to a conclusion, physicists and biologists are soluble in water!"

Marine Biologists

A team of marine biologists accidentally catch a porpoise in one of their nets. They about to let it go, when they notice it has feet! They study it and perform tests, and are now ready to release it. One of the biologists asks, "Why don't we cut its feet off?" To which the other replies, "That would defeat the porpoise!"


Say what you will about molecular biologists...

But they sure know how to appreciate the little things in life.

Marine biologists have discovered a group of killer whales that regularly meets and plays music together.

They call it an orca-stra.

Biologists joke, Marine biologists have discovered a group of killer whales that regularly meets and plays music toge

What do you call when Biologists go to church?

Biomass

A biologist, a physicist and a chemist visit the beach...

Three scientists visit the beach, a biologist, a physicist and a chemist.

The biologist is so amazed at the marine life that they walk into the ocean never to be seen again.

The physicist is so amazed by fluid dynamics that they walk into the ocean, never to be seen again.

The chemist looks at the ocean, picks up a stick and writes a simple observation in the sand. "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."

Nautilus

Two succesful marine biologists come back from their recent expedition, near the seas of Indonesia.

Biologist 1: You won't believe our results. We documented so many different types of fish, including a lot of nautiluses.

Biologist 2: It's not a lie.

From my 8 year old daughter. "What is a Marine Biologists favorite instrament?"

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Some sea mammals sleep with half their brain in deep sleep and the other half wide awake

This was developed as an evolutionary mechanism for survival, but biologists have documented a similar mechanism in workers at the DMV

Two biologists are discussing a new book on amphibians...

Biologist 1: What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

Marine biologists were baffled by why Jaws would always swim away after chomping off swimmers' legs.

Turns out he's lack toes intolerant.

Biologists have jokes too

Biologist: What's the quickest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?

Dan: I don't know.

Biologist: Pull down its genes. ^^^^get ^^^^it?

A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.

"**New study reveals migrating Crows' droppings may be responsible for great barrier barrier reef bleaching**"

The article receives widespread criticism from the scientific community. Marine biologists across the globe insist that coralation does not imply Cawsality.

Biologists joke, A questionable article on marine biology goes viral.

A biologist, a chemist and a physicist are at the beach.

The biologist is enthralled by the biodiversity of the ocean and walks into the sea, never to be seen again.

The physicist is enthralled by the complexity of fluid mechanics and walks into the sea, never to be seen again.

The chemist makes a simple observation.
"Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."

Apart from designers, what profession is the best at making clothes?

Biologists, they work with genes all the time.

Why are Biologists so obsessed with their own feet?

It's always Mitosis, Mitos-that


Great white shark diet surprises scientists

"It consists mostly of wildlife biologists that study sharks," said a famous wildife biologist studying sharks.

I saw a news article about how some wildlife biologists wanted to learn more about water buffalo, so they put on shaggy costumes and tried to join a herd.

But it was just fake gnus.

Biologists are otakus.

They keep watching Cells At Work.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^dididobetter

Poor mathematicians

Biologists are very poor rather confused with the concept of maths. When a cell devides, it is same as cell multiplication and results in adding more cells.

What is a Christian Marine Biologists favorite book?

The Porpoise Driven Life

Two biologists hang out in a bar

One of them asks: What's your take on: what came first, the amphibian or the egg?

What do biologists take at raves?

MDNA

Why do marine biologists have such a high job satisfaction rate?

Because they find their work gives their lives a great deal of porpoise.

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