Biological Jokes

Funniest Biological Short Jokes

Short biological jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The biological humour may include short genetic jokes also.

1. Father: Son, you were adopted. Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
   Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.
2. My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results... ... speak for themselves
3. I failed a biology test today, they had asked me what was commonly found in cells Apparently black people was not the answer.
4. my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane?
   A. osmoses
5. My biology professor's favorite joke What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!
6. I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; "what is something commonly found in cells?"
   Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer
7. My biology teacher asked me what was the ugliest vegetable IMO. Apparently, Stephen Hawking was the wrong answer.
8. I was being mugged the other day... The guy said, "Give me all your money or else you're biology!"
   I said, "Don't you mean history?"
   He told me "Don't change the subject!"
9. Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry.
10. Biology Joke Biology teacher:
    Can anyone name a disease?
    Student:
    I can sir.
    Teacher:
    Well done. Whose next?

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Biological One Liners

Which biological one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with biological? I can suggest the ones about biologist and psychological.

1. I think I'm failing my marine biology class My grade is below C level.
2. My sister stepped on my toe. Me being a biology student , I shouted - mitosis
3. What does prison have in common with biology? Cell culture.
4. Why don't criminals study biology? Too many cells
5. How do you pass a biology test on excretion? Process of elimination.
6. My Biology Teacher Asked What ATP is... I replied, "where Native Americans live."
7. What class does Tumblr hate the most? Biology 😉
8. Between biological males and biological females... ...there's quite a vas deferens.
9. My Biology teacher told me ants are female The males are called uncles
10. I finally graduated as an expert in female biology I studied abroad or two
11. Why do innovators study marine biology? To observe their e-fish-in-see
12. Twins. Having twins is the biological equivalent of buy one get one free.
13. Why don't biology and physics get on? They lack chemistry.
14. I was going to meet my biological dad today but he pulled out at the last minute.
15. What do you call it when your Biology grade is close to an F? Biodegraded

Biological Father Jokes

Here is a list of funny biological father jokes and even better biological father puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is the difference between Biology & Sociology ? If a newly born baby looks like his father, it is Biology but if he looks like the neighbor that's Sociology.
• We now know with 100% certainty that Ted Cruz is not the biological father to his children. He always pulls out when it gets hard.
• What disappears when you say its name? My biological father...
• My father teaches biology and Spanish.. Him: Ok, who can tell me what these are?
  Me: (Raises hand) Soy Beans!
  Him: Much gusto, Beans! Me llamo Dad.

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What funny jokes about biological you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mechanical jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make biological pranks.