biological Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious biological puns

Father: Son, you were adopted.

Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"


Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.

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Dad: Son, you were adopted.

Son: "I knew it! I demand to meet my biological parents!"

Dad: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up your shit, the new ones are picking you up in an hour!"

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"Son, you were adopted"

"What!? I Knew it! I want to see my biological parents!

We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will arrive in 20 minutes."

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Dad: Son, you were adopted.

Son: What in the world?! I knew it. I wanna meet my biological parents.


Dad: We are your biological parents. The new ones will be here any minute now, pack up.

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I have a step-ladder

I've never known my biological ladder

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Jesus is down by the gates to Heaven

When an old man approaches.

"Well, what have you done to deserve entry to Heaven?" Asks St Peter.

"To be honest." replies the man, "I am merely a simple carpenter. It was my son who was truly great. Although he wasn't my biological son... his birth was miraculous, still I loved him very much. Later in life he went through many trials and transformations. He spread joy and his story is told all over the world even to this day."

Jesus looks at the man, with a tear in his eye, and says "Father?"

The man looks back; "... Pinocchio?"

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A women has twins, and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named Amal. The other one goes to a family in Spain, and is named Juan. Years later, Juan send a picture of himself to his biological mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But honey, they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Identical twins were put up for adoption and separated at birth...

...20 years later, their biological parents decided to find and meet them.

After many hours of research, they discovered that one child had been adopted by a middle-eastern family and had been named Amal Allamedan, while the other boy had been adopted by a family in Chile and had been named Juan Cerejo.

They set out to meet their son in Chile first. After meeting with him and having a wonderful time, the mother was ready to go meet her other son, but her husband disagreed.

When she asked why they couldn't go see him, he replied, "Well, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!"

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Father and son talking about son being adopted

Father: Son, you were adopted.

Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!

Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.

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I was recently asked to be a part of a biological experiment. The researchers said they would mutate me with an extra chromosome and give me $10 000 for it.

I'm down.

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Father: Son, you were adopted.

Son: I fucking knew it! Bring me to my real parents right now!

Father: Don't be an idiot, we are your biological parents. Now take your shit and meet your new parents.

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TIL that comparative brain scans of elephants reveal that they find humans to be "adorable".

I mean, your mom told me I was sexy, but I didn't realize that it was a biological reaction.

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Identical Twins

A pair of identical twins is born and they are soon put up for adoption. One twin is adopted by a Spanish family, and given the name Juan. Another twin is adopted by an Egyptian family and he is named Amal.

Many years later, the biological parents decide that they would like to connect with their twins that were put up for adoption. Through the adoption agency, they contact the Spanish family and have a nice reunion with their son.

When the adoption agency asks the parents if they'd like to meet the other identical twin, the father says "No thanks. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Two identical twins separated at birth...

... And are put up for adoption. One of the twins gets adopted by a Mexican couple and is named Juan. The other twin gets adopted by an Egyptian family and is named Hamal.
Years later their biological mother and father receive a letter from both their children saying how through a bizarre series of coincidences they had found eachother and had tracked down their address. Enclosed was a picture of Juan smiling happily with his adoptive Mexican parents.
"Oh" the mother says to her husband. "he's so handsome! And seems so happy! I wish I knew what his brother looks like."
"Honey" said her husband "They're twins, once you've seen Juan, you've seen Hamal."

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Between biological males and biological females...

...there's quite a vas deferens.

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Son, you were adopted...

Father: Son, you were adopted.

Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!

Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.

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Twins.

Having twins is the biological equivalent of buy one get one free.

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A father confronts his son...

Father: Son, you were adopted.
Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!
Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.

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Father: "Son, you were adopted."

Son: " I KNEW IT! I want to meet my biological parents now."

Father: "We are your biological parents you dimwit. Now pack your bags, your new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."

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What disappears when you say its name?

My biological father...

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People say that adopted kids aren't loved the same as biological kids.

You'd have to be pretty drunk to accidentally spend $40,000 at an adoption agency.

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Your mama is so fat

that by the time she turned around her biological clock ran out!

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Father:"son you were adopted..."

Son: "What!? I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, your new family will pick you up in twenty minutes."

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NBC

Every time I see or hear anything related to the NBC news network, my brain automatically goes: Nuclear, Biological, Chemical.

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isis was planning to use biological warfare against David Cameron...

but they got anthrax mixed up with tampax and poisoned the wrong cunt

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Son, you're adopted

Son: Who are my biological parents?

Father: We are. Pack your bags, the new ones will be here in 15 minutes.

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Why did Eminem only have one biological kid?

He only had one shot

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Homosexual couples don't bother me.

Their biological children do.

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Did you know it's impossible to piss your pants on purpose?

It's a weird biological thing

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My cat is a biological freak

It has nine livers

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What was the man's response when he found out all of his kids were not his biological children?

He said the experience left a lot to be de-sired.

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My friend told me that he could create a biological electric current to run through a capacitor.

I said, "weird flux but ok."

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What are the most funny Biological jokes of all time ?

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