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Funniest Biological Father Short Jokes

Short biological father jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The biological father humour may include short daughter father jokes also.

  1. Father: Son, you were adopted. Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
    Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.
  2. What is the difference between Biology & Sociology ? If a newly born baby looks like his father, it is Biology but if he looks like the neighbor that's Sociology.
  3. We now know with 100% certainty that Ted Cruz is not the biological father to his children. He always pulls out when it gets hard.
  4. My father teaches biology and Spanish.. Him: Ok, who can tell me what these are?
    Me: (Raises hand) Soy Beans!
    Him: Much gusto, Beans! Me llamo Dad.
  5. Son, you're adopted Son: Who are my biological parents?
    Father: We are. Pack your bags, the new ones will be here in 15 minutes.

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Biological Father One Liners

Which biological father one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with biological father? I can suggest the ones about dead father and baby daddy.

  1. What disappears when you say its name? My biological father...

Hilarious Biological Father Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about biological father you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean paternity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make biological father pranks.

A father tells his son that he was adopted. I want to meet my biological parents, the son demands. We are your biological parents, the father responds.

Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.

Father: "Son, you were adopted. Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will be here to pick you up in 20 minutes.

Jesus is down by the gates to Heaven

When an old man approaches.
"Well, what have you done to deserve entry to Heaven?" Asks St Peter.
"To be honest." replies the man, "I am merely a simple carpenter. It was my son who was truly great. Although he wasn't my biological son... his birth was miraculous, still I loved him very much. Later in life he went through many trials and transformations. He spread joy and his story is told all over the world even to this day."
Jesus looks at the man, with a tear in his eye, and says "Father?"
The man looks back; "... Pinocchio?"

Father looks hard at his teenage son and says, James, you've been adopted.

James jumps up, Adopted! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents! Father laughs, No no, James, we are your biological parents. But you need to get packing, your adoptive ones will be here in an hour.

A father has something to confess to his daughter

Dad: Daughter i need to tell you something
Daughter: yeah dad, what's up?
Dad: you were adopted
Daughter: o**..., no way, then i want to meet my biological parents!
Dad: Oh yeah, don't worry, that's us! and you already know us, your new parents are coming to pick you up tomorrow.