The Best 24 Biography Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Biography jokes. There are some biography paragraph jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these biography history puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Biography Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend started reading Bill Cosby's biography...

But it put her to sleep.

I just read John F Kennedy's biography

The end was mind blowing

If you wrote a book about Lightning McQueen...

Is it a biography or an autobiography?

I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography.

It was base on a true story.

KITT from Knight Rider is writing a biography

It's an autobiography.


I just finished reading a book about the bus driver from the Simpsons

It was an Otto biography.

Why is Donald Trump's biography so long?

It has four Chapter 11s.

Biography joke, Why is Donald Trump's biography so long?

my friends enjoyed my jokes so much that they wanted me to write a book

I wrote my biography. Couldn't think of a bigger joke.

Steven Gerrard is releasing a biography on his time at Liverpool

As of yet, the book has no title.

You can tell a lot about a person

from his biography

I went to the library and asked the librarian if she knew where the dystopian fiction books were.

She said, "next to the poster over there, but I don't see why you'd want to read those. We just got a bunch nonfiction biography books, go check those out instead".

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What will be the title of Chris Brown's biography?

Greatest Hits

A new Liberace biography from HBO is entitled "Behind the Candelabra". What was the original working title?

Can I Push in Your Stool?

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but never get around to it.

It's my oughta biography

I have consumed so much cocaine that....

my biography will have to be written between the lines.

Biography written by Bob Dylan...

About Tottenham's Hotspurs' star striker
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"Thats the Story of a Harry Kane"

With apologies

Biography joke, Biography written by Bob Dylan...

What's the shortest biography you can write for a convicted murderer?

A life sentence.

What REALLY says the most about a person

their biography

Gotta real problem with this Jackman Biography, it's all over the place.

Everything's not about Hugh, man!


Biography of a voyeur

He came, he saw, he came

Did you hear about Bill Cosby's new biography?

Its called "The Coma Sutra".

Finished reading a biography on JFK....

...the ending was mind blowing.

What do you call Kygo's written biography?

Textual healing.

So I heard they've leaked the working title of the Reeva Steenkamp biography...

"I'd rather die standing than live on my knees."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the biography book jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working biography fiction piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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