Biochem Jokes
5 biochem jokes and hilarious biochem puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about biochem that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly & Ridiculous Biochem Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What is a good biochem joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Biochem professor told me this one today... Who is the all time leading scorer in hockey history?
-(Answer)
-No, no its not him. Its a Japanese guy, the name's Eshutsi.
-Eshutsi? I've never heard of him....
-You haven't? How many times have you heard the announcer say "He shoots he scores!!!"
So an oxygen molecule walks into a bar... [biochem joke]
and goes up to the bar and orders a drink. As the bartender hands the Oxygen it's drink he notices the small molecule petrified with fear. He notices this and quickly realizes hemoglobin sitting alone in a corner booth with an obvious attraction to oxygen. The bartender looks and says to Oxygen "Don't worry, he's totally heme-less".
Biochemistry joke- I once went carbon dating...
I was arrested because carbon was only 14
You must be a biochemist...
because your face could make a hormone
Biochemists at Chipotle have discovered a way to defeat ISIS militants without any civilian casualties
Free Burrito Bowls.
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