Bio Jokes

Funniest Bio Short Jokes

Short bio jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bio humour may include short geography jokes also.

1. My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.
2. I'm a scientist who's researching b**... between humans and dogs… If you'd like more details, I'll be in my lab…
3. Her tinder bio said she's very creative and imaginative. So I didn't text. She can imagine our chats. And probably a better one.
   I wonder how far our relationship has gone.
4. Derek Acorah got sacked from Most Haunted for advertising bio-yoghurt in breech of his contract. That's what you get for dabbling in the Yakult.
5. What is mitosis? Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis.
   Thought of this during my last bio exam.
6. A lot of people thought bio-warfare was overpowered. That's why it was banned from competitive use.
7. Why did the Chemist and Physicist refuse to hang out with the Biologist? Because he had terrible bi.o
8. Your new tinder bio I only know how to play a little bit on the guitar, but I definitely know my way around a G-string
9. Teacher: Nitrogen isn't a renewable resource. Me: Can we fix that?
   (Came up with this joke just a few hours earlier when my Bio teacher said this.)
10. You hear about the kid that threw his biology test in the trash, yet still managed to pass? Turns out, it was bio-D-gradable.

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Bio One Liners

Which bio one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bio? I can suggest the ones about astronomy and mathematics.

1. I don't trust people with a hammer and sickle in their bio. Big red flag.
2. I hate when girls have "taken" in their bio like that movie wasn't even that good
3. They're re-making Gone in 60 Seconds It's a bio-pic about Kevin Spacey's reputation.
4. Perfect Bio for any Chirstian Dating Site I love Jesus and long walks on the water.
5. How did the doctor cure the woman with Tourette's? Anti-bio-tics.
6. What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test? They bio-D-grade.
7. What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service? Im a fungi
8. What did the bio student say to her boyfriend? I want to give your saccharide.
9. What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic? Peter Dinklige
10. I flashed my BIOS... ... and got arrested for indecent exposure.
11. Why did the fraternity bring calculators to their bio exam? Algae-Brah!
12. I matched with a Dwarf g**... tinder... Her bio said she was "very down to earth"
13. Yo momma so n**... they slapped a bio hazard sign on her back .
14. Britney Spears got a PlayStation. Sony put a custom BIOS on it - **SCPHLAAAVE-4U** :D
    xD
15. How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster? 16.

Comedy Bio Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about bio you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean neon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bio pranks.