Bingo Jokes
83 bingo jokes and hilarious bingo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bingo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of hilarious bingo jokes! From classic one-liners to side-splitting puns, we’ve got something for everyone. So, next time you’re in need of a giggle, be sure to give our bingo jokes a try!
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- Short Bingo Jokes
- Bingo One Liners
- Calling Bingo Jokes
- Bingo Caller Jokes
- Bingo Numbers Jokes
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Funniest Bingo Short Jokes
Short bingo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bingo humour may include short jackpot jokes also.
- I just got fired from my job as a bingo caller... Apparently, "A meal for two with a hairy view" is *not* an appropriate way of calling out number 69...
- How do you make three old ladies all yell profanity at the same time? Have the forth one yell " BINGO!".
- How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!
- I have adhd and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!
- I got fired from my bingo calling job today. Apparently 'a meal for two with a terrible view' is not an appropriate way to call 69.
- I got fired from my Bingo Caller Job... Apparently "A meal for two with a hairy view" is not the way you say 69.
- After my biopsy the Doctor told me that my tumor was benign... From the look on his face I guess shouting "BINGO!" wasn't the right response.
- Know why you can't play bingo with Japanese people They all scramble for cover when you call B-29.
- Okay, we need a title for our fantasy novel involving dragons. Any ideas? …Dragon?
It can't just be Dragon.
Umm… Cragon?
No, that's awful. Come on, think harder.
Umm…. Eragon?
….Bingo. - What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in North Korea? B-52! B-52!
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Bingo One Liners
Which bingo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bingo? I can suggest the ones about binge and poker.
- How do you get 4 old ladies to yell "s**...!"? Get a 5th old lady to yell "Bingo!"
- I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers... B9
- How do you get 500 cows into a barn? Put a bingo sign on it.
- How do you clear a North Korean bingo hall? B 52
- When is bingo harmless? When its B9!
- How do you get nine grandmas to swear? Make the tenth one shout "bingo!"
- I found a tumor at Bingo last night. It's okay. It was B9.
- Why do Japanese hate bingo? They all scramble for cover when you call B-29
- How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game? Yell "B-52!"
- How do you clear out a Japanese bingo parlor? B-29
- How do you get 500 old cows in to a barn? Put up a Bingo sign.
- How do you play Taliban bingo? B-52...F-16...B-1..
- I work for the Big, International Non-Governmental Organization. And BINGO is its name-o.
- When is a testicular tumor like a bingo ball? when it's B-9
- How do you stop a Bingo game in Japan? Call in B-29.
Calling Bingo Jokes
Here is a list of funny calling bingo jokes and even better calling bingo puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I've been fired from my job as a bingo caller... Apparently it's inappropriate to call the number 69 as *"A meal for two with a terrible view"*.
- Bingo I once worked as a bingo caller. I got fired on my first night, Appernetly, a meal for two with a hairy view is not the correct way to call 69.
- How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..? Call B52!!
- What do you call a serial killer that plays bingo? Jeffery Dauber.
- How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour? Call out "B-52"
- How can you tell that a Bingo player just isn't into you? When you call their numbers 5 times in a row and they still don't answer.
- What do you call a p**... playing bingo? A bing-h**....
- What do you call a bisexual vietnamese person? **Bi**ngo.
- why do australians s**... at bingo? they always call out m8
Bingo Caller Jokes
Here is a list of funny bingo caller jokes and even better bingo caller puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Just invited a blind bingo caller to my dinner party He's not a close friend, just there to make up the numbers.
Bingo Numbers Jokes
Here is a list of funny bingo numbers jokes and even better bingo numbers puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number? B9
- What's the worst part about trying to contact a bingo player? You have to send them a letter with your number B4 they'll respond.
Gather Around for Heartwarming Bingo Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about bingo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean casino jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bingo pranks.
How do you get an 80 year-old woman to swear?
How do you get an 80 year-old woman to yell "F*c**..."?
You get another 80 year-old woman next to her to yell "BINGO"
How do you get an 80-year-old woman to yell, "F**k"?
You get another 80-year-old woman right next to her to yell, "Bingo!"
how do you get a 78 year old lady to scream f**k?!
get another 78 year old lady to yell BINGO!
waka waka!
First joke I ever learned
An elderly man arrives home from bingo and his wife comes running up to him.
"Thank goodness you're home safe! I was watching the news and apparently a lunatic was driving down the wrong side of the freeway!"
He responds, "*A* Lunatic? There were hundreds of them!"
How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?
Get another one to yell BINGO
Where do you find 100 fat cows?
At bingo
Went to bingo the other day got 2 fat ladies
**worst t**... ever**
Did you hear that the guy who in invented bingo had a recent health scare?
The tumor ended up being B9.
Did you hear about the dyslexic guy playing Bingo?
When he filled in a row, he yelled, "BOING!"
During a weekly game at the home for the aged, the bingo caller began choking and then collapsed.
He was rushed to emergency, and went immediately into surgery.
It appeared that 40 years of calling bingo games in smoky halls had finally caught-up with him.
The surgeon successfully removed a mass that was blocking his windpipe.
After waking from the surgery, the caller asked the surgeon if the mass was malignant.
The surgeon replied, "Fortunately, no. It was B9."
How do you play Syrian Bingo?
B-52, F-15, B-1...
You know how you play Iranian bingo?
A-10, B-52, F-22, C-130
How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?
Yell B-52.
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52...F-16...B-1...
How do you get a sweet, little old lady to shout out an F-bomb?
You get another sweet, little old lady to yell out "Bingo!"
My mom loved bingo so much ...
when she got a tumor, it was B-9.
What one word can you yell out loud that will make a room full of little old ladies swear?
Bingo!
An old man stopped me on the street to tell me this.
How do you get five sweet, kind, angelic, Christian, old ladies to swear like sailors?
Have a 6th one say "BINGO!"
A bingo caller has a ball fly up at his face...
It goes right up his noise and gets stuck. He goes to the emergency room, the doctor says, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have a tumour". The bingo caller looks shocked and asks, "what's the good news?" The doctor responds, " the tumour is B9".
Screaming ladies !
How do you make hundreds of old ladies scream and moan together?
Have another old lady shout "bingo"
How do you fit 300 cows into a barn?
Easy. Put up a "BINGO" sign
Q: How do you make an old woman start cursing?
A: Just scream BINGO!
How do you round up 500 old cows?
Put up a bingo sign
ADHD & Sleep Problems. Funny That You Asked!!
I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...
1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. \*Old MacDonald had a farm\* and bingo was his name-o!
How do you get an old lady to say s**...?
Make the one next to her yell bingo.
