Binge Jokes
43 binge jokes and hilarious binge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about binge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with this collection of hilarious jokes about the joys of binge-watching TV shows and the many analogues that come with it. Enjoy jokes about binge-eating, binge-drinking and episodes from your favorite shows. Tune in for some laughs and channel your inner binge-junkie!
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Funniest Binge Short Jokes
Short binge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The binge humour may include short spree jokes also.
- A guy from Jersey bought a search engine and some fireworks. He bought-a-bing and bought-a-boom
- I'm binge-watching this show and they keep doing bits about marathons Guess it's some sort of running joke
- What's the difference between a quality microwave and someone who knows a quality search engine when they see it? the microwave goes Bing.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tyred.
Alexa gave me that one. Bing Bang boom. - Some old college friends asked if I still binge drink I said I couldn't even remember the last time I blacked out
- Went to the store yesterday to buy a cherry and a microphone stand. Bought a Bing, bought a boom.
- I had plans to get together with a buddy of mine who's a clock hobbyist, but he never showed up. When I asked him where he was he said he was busy binge watching.
- How many i's does "Carl" have? One less than "Rick".
An original joke I pondered while binging TWD on Netflix. - Did you hear about the time Tony Soprano went shopping for a cherry and a hand grenade? Bought a bing. Bought a boom.
- 'Weeds' is a gateway show... ...watching it can lead to binging on more serious programs like 'Breaking Bad'.
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Binge One Liners
Which binge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with binge? I can suggest the ones about bingo and bulimia.
- IamA Bing search engine AMA Please. Just ask me something.
- What's the most searched word on Bing? Google
- Why couldn't Bing start a fire? No matches founds
- Went shopping for cherries and microphone... bought a bing, bought a boom.
- [Scottish]What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings, and Walt disnae.
- What do you call an Italian search engine? Badda Bing
- Bono switched from Google to Bing But he still hasn't found what he's looking for
- I'm semi-bulemic I binge eat but forget to throw up afterwards.
- Not gonna lie, if Amazon and Bing Converged It'd be Amazing.
- What's the binge show of choice for chubby pre-med cows Graze Anatomy
- Most people browse on Google or Bing... But I browse on fleek
- Turns out google is selling your personal data Bing if true.
- What do bulimic stone masons do? Binge and parge.
- What do you call a fish binge watching a tv show? Hooked!
- Why do some people prefer Bing to Google? \(B\)ecause \(I\)t's \(N\)ot \(G\)oogle.
Binge Watching Jokes
Here is a list of funny binge watching jokes and even better binge watching puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show? Are you ready for the next episode?
- What is a bartender's favorite pastime? Binge-watching
- I've been trying to watch how much I drink I call it binge-watching
- Netflix should make a series about what Mormons say before they ring the door bell. I would binge watch the shucks out of it.
- Just had an 8 hour binge-watch session. Stranger Things have happened.
- Unlike most people I had never seen a Mad Max movie until I binge watched them all My Mad Max movie marathon made me more mainstream.
- Why did the couple go to bed immediately after binge watching the Flash on Netflix? They were Barry tired.
I'll see myself out now, good night.
Binge Drinking Jokes
Here is a list of funny binge drinking jokes and even better binge drinking puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call an anorexic on a drinking binge? A slender bender
- Underage binge drinking is most common in seaside towns Mainly due to ~~pier~~ peer pressure.
Netflix Binge Jokes
Here is a list of funny netflix binge jokes and even better netflix binge puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why do bulimics hate Netflix? You can binge all you want, but there's no way to purge.
Uproarious Binge Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about binge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bong jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make binge pranks.
Sunday in church after St. Patrick's Day
It was a sunday after St. Patrick's day in the church of a small village in the west of Ireland. Obviously all the people were more or less hungover, which infuriated the pastor of the village.
"It's a disgrace how we celebrate our most important saint by indulging in binge drinking and other improper activities. If I could have all the wine in the world, I would throw it in the river!"
There was a wave of murmur among the churchgoers.
"If I could have all the beer in the world, I would throw it in the river as well!"
The people put their heads down in guilt, thinking about what they had done.
"If I could have all the SPIRITS in the world, I would throw them in the river with the beer and the wine!"
Now the church was completely silent.
After a short while, the musical conductor of the church spoke up, "Now let us sing hymn number 369, *'Shall We Gather at the River?'*"
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I heard this story from the ambassador of Ireland in Finland.
What do you call an alcoholic on a two week binge?
Fired.
I want to go see the new Purge movie...
But I have to binge on the first two...
Did you know that Stalin suffered from bulimia?
He didn't binge, though, he just purged.
I just finished a straight 8.5 hour binge of Dan Carlin's Wrath of the Khans podcast. I know one thing for sure:
You can't invade Russia in the winter. But Genghis certainly Khan.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Started binge watching Narcos. Totally addicted!
To c**..., not the show
