Binge Drinking Jokes
8 binge drinking jokes and hilarious binge drinking puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about binge drinking that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Sunday in church after St. Patrick's Day
It was a sunday after St. Patrick's day in the church of a small village in the west of Ireland. Obviously all the people were more or less hungover, which infuriated the pastor of the village.
"It's a disgrace how we celebrate our most important saint by indulging in binge drinking and other improper activities. If I could have all the wine in the world, I would throw it in the river!"
There was a wave of murmur among the churchgoers.
"If I could have all the beer in the world, I would throw it in the river as well!"
The people put their heads down in guilt, thinking about what they had done.
"If I could have all the SPIRITS in the world, I would throw them in the river with the beer and the wine!"
Now the church was completely silent.
After a short while, the musical conductor of the church spoke up, "Now let us sing hymn number 369, *'Shall We Gather at the River?'*"
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I heard this story from the ambassador of Ireland in Finland.
Some old college friends asked if I still binge drink
I said I couldn't even remember the last time I blacked out
I've been trying to watch how much I drink
I call it binge-watching
What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?
*"I set* ***who*** *free?"*
What do you call an anorexic on a drinking binge?
A slender bender
What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?
"Wait… I freed ***WHO***?!?!?"
Sunday in an Irish church
It was a sunday after St. Patrick's day in the church of a small village in the west of Ireland. Obviously all the people were more or less hungover, which infuriated the pastor of the village.
"It's a disgrace how we celebrate our most important saint by indulging in binge drinking and other improper activities. If I could have all the wine in the world, I would throw it in the river!"
There was a wave of murmur among the churchgoers.
"If I could have all the beer in the world, I would throw it in the river as well!"
The people put their heads down in guilt, thinking about what they had done.
"If I could have all the SPIRITS in the world, I would throw them in the river with the beer and the wine!"
Now the church was completely silent.
After a short while, the musical conductor of the church spoke up, "Now let us sing the hymn number 369, 'Shall We Gather at the River?'"
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I heard this story from the ambassador of Ireland in Finland.
Underage binge drinking is most common in seaside towns
Mainly due to ~~pier~~ peer pressure.
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