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Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?
Bing-b**...
What is the difference between Bing b**... and Neil Armstrong?
Only one of them made it to the moon.
What do you call a smoke shop which hosts o**... sponsored by Microsoft's search engine?
The Bing b**... Bang Bungalo
A lady walks into a perfumery and asks for the perfumer for his finest fragrance.
"Doobie woobie blue bop", says the perfumer.
Confused she looks around and notices that all of the bottles on the shelves are empty. "Do you keep them in the back?" she asks
"Flim flam flibidy blam", says the perfumer.
The lady sniffs the air, then looks at him strangely and asks, "come to think of it, I can't smell a single thing in here, do you even make perfume?"
"s**... doo w**..., bing b**... flam", says the perfumer.
Confused, she leaves the store and on her way out bumps into another customer. She stops him and says, "Don't bother, he doesn't make any scents".
A guy walks into a perfumery and asks for the perfumer for his finest fragrance.
"Doobie woobie blue bop", says the perfumer.
Confused the guy looks around and notices that all of the bottles on the shelves are empty. "Do you keep them in the back?" he asks
"Flim flam flibidy blam", says the perfumer.
The guy sniffs the air, then looks at him strangely and asks, "come to think of it, I can't smell a single thing in here, do you even make perfume?"
"s**... doo w**..., bing b**... flam", says the perfumer.
The guy leaves the store and bumps into another customer on his way in...
"Don't bother", says the guy, "he doesn't make any scents".
Eminem had his own version of Bing b**....
But then he Forgot About Dre
So when you use Microsoft's search engine to look for a glass pipe...
Bing b**...!
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