Binary Jokes
120 binary jokes and hilarious binary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about binary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you like a good laugh? Binary jokes are a fun way to lighten up any conversation about technology! We'll explore puns involving binary code, binary trees, Futurama's binary humor, and even non binary jokes. We'll also close off with a few riddles and some extras if you want to take it beyond the basics and extrapolate. So get ready to joke about integers!
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Funniest Binary Short Jokes
Short binary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The binary humour may include short byte jokes also.
- Why did the non-binary prospector move West in 1849? Because there was gold up in them/their hills.
- I signed up for Binary 101, but failed it miserably. I had no idea it was a Level 5 course.
- I have 11 New Year Resolutions... * Never make resolution
* Be accepting of paradoxes
* Use the binary number system more often - They say that the 10 types of people in this world are those that can read binary and those that get laid. Can someone explain to me the other 8 types?
- There are 11 types of people 01- Those who understand binary
10- Those who don't
11- those who write bad jokes on binary
*I'll see myself out* - There are 10 types of people. Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who did not expect this to a base 3 joke.
- I wanted to be a better computer programmer so I decided to slowly improve my binary skills You could say I improved bit by bit
- Geeky Joke There are 10 kinds of people: those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
- What do you say to comfort your non-binary friends after they get misgendered? Their their
- Homophobes assume that because I'm in the LGBTQ+ community I must have some kind of gay agenda. ... How many times do I have to explain to them? I'm non-binary! I don't have agenda at all!
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Binary One Liners
Which binary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with binary? I can suggest the ones about logic and decimal.
- There are 10 genders Because gender is binary.
- what do you call a gender neutral catgirl/catboy? nyan-binary!
- there are ten kinds of people Those who understand binary jokes, and those who don't.
- How do you comfort a sad non binary person ? They're/Their
- Not to brag, but I'm fluent in 10 languages. English and Binary.
- What did the person who was about to come out as non-binary say? I'm almost they're
- Demi Lovato announced they are non-binary today Congratulations Themi Lovato!
- What does a non-binary person do on the toilet? They/She/It
- Why can't Buddhists learn binary code? Because they are at one with everything.
- Ten of my Family Members are Non-Binary Doesn't matter to me though, I love them both.
- *Tips fedora to cute non-binary girl* m'theydy
- ELI101: How do people not get binary?
- Why do LGBT people dislike coding? It's binary
- Would you like to try some binary cake? Sure, I'll have a little bit.
- What does a gender-ambiguous robot identify as? Non\-binary.
Non Binary Jokes
Here is a list of funny non binary jokes and even better non binary puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Two computers walk into a bar. The first computer says 1110001010011011. The second computer replies 2 . The first computer says, Oh, so you're non-binary?
- I worked a 10-hour day today... Sounds impressive to non-programmers who don't know binary.
- I refuse to accept non-binary Quantum computers are expressly forbidden in this house.
(Everyone I know cringed, so I figured yall may like it.) - Where are non-binary people buried? A themetery.
- Why was the robot cancelled? Because it didn't accept non-binary arguments
- My LGBTQ+ programmer friend told me they were having trouble with some data inputs the other day... I think it's because they're non-binary
- I think my computer has become woke It's just come out as non binary
- There are 11 types of people binary, non-binary and those who think it's a transphobic joke
- Robots dont have genders. They're Non-Binary.
- How do you measure a non-binary person's temperature? With a themometer!
Binary Code Jokes
Here is a list of funny binary code jokes and even better binary code puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Problem within binary code? 01110000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101100 01100101 01101101
- On a scale of 1 to 10… How would you rate binary code?
- Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch! - My wife made a super nerdy joke She said, "if we were binary code, youd be 1 and I'd be 0."
- What does Mexican binary code consist of? Zeros and Juans.
- I don't like code that involves ones and zeroes. I am non-binary.
- Old MacDonald liked binary code 01100101
01101001
01100101
01101001
01101111
Giggle-Inducing Binary Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about binary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean atomic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make binary pranks.
slight variation on an arguable classic: How do mermaids reproduce?
Binary fish-ion.
Why was the binary number so happy?
Because of two's compliment!
My son keeps talking to me in binary even though I ask him not to. What kind of boy is he?
A noughty one.
If you count on your fingers using binary you will probably want to try to avoid the numbers 4, 128, and definitely 132.
You won't find the explanation to this joke here, you are going to have to work it out on your own. Just maybe don't do it in public.
I asked my friend if he knew binary
he said "yeah I took the 101 class"
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Me and my wife's' s**... life is like binary.
I'm always turned on and she's always turned off.
Don't know where the pity h**... fit in though.
There are 10000000 people in a room
1 of them understands binary and the other 127 don't.
Decided to make my own variation of the original joke :)
What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?
Binary stars.
Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?
Because it's non binary
What did a binary number say to another?
I'm the one, you zero!
A few jokes for programmers
Programmer: My wife is expecting a baby in 6 weeks!
Friend: Is it a boy or a girl?
Programmer: Yes.
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world,
Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who expected this to be in base 3
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world,
Those who know hexadecimal, and F the rest
My girlfriend is a perfect 10.....
....in binary.
I got 1100011 problems
and using binary is one of them.
There are 10 types of men...
Half of them understand binary, half of them don't.
I hate binary...
every single bit of it.
On a scale of 0-1...
How much do you love binary?
There are 10 types of genders in the world...
Gender binary, and, well, the joke still makes sense if you didn't get the first part.
Why did the binary computer cross the road?
01010100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01101001 01100100 01100101
There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
And those who didn't expect a base three counting system.
I like my genders like I like my numbers
Binary.
What kind of computer does the Tumblr servers run on?
Not a binary one, thats for sure.
I'm thwarting a global cyber attack using Binary
I guess you could say I'm defending the world, One Zero at a time...
Why do programmers use binary?
Because they like byte sized problems
After years of hard work, I finally taught myself 10 different languages.
English and Binary.
Why are programmers so good at poetry?
Well, all words rhyme in binary.
You know binary is actually pretty easy...
Easy as 1 10 11.
I told a girl I'm a binary programmer with a multi million salary the other day
And pulled out the stacks of 64 dollars to prove it
The other day I told my friend 10 jokes about binary
Unfortunately he didn't get either of them!
Why are colleges starting to teach quantum computing?
When professors try to explain binary states, the students tell them to go educate themselves.
I signed up for hexadecimal 101
It turns out to be a level 257 course, but no ones got there yet since its to advanced for a Binary person.
What do you call a binary value that eats right and exercises?
A fit bit
I decide my computer's gender.
It's binary.
Welcome to your first day of class
Today we will be studying binary 5
My coworkers always complain because I count in binary
I don't see what's so difficult about it, it's as easy as 01 10 11
It's all binary
Wife: "Honey, do you still find me attractive after all these years?"
Husband: "You are a 10 in my book babe."
Wife: "You are so sweet."
Husband: "Not a thing dear, it's all binary to me."
What do you call a transgender Indian?
Naan Binary
Learning binary
It's as easy as 1, 10, 11
A binary mathematician walks in to a bar
A binary mathematician walks into a bar and asks for 10 drinks. The bartender says okay and gives him two beers.
If there's 10 things I'm good at it's...
• Making lists
• Binary
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I got arrested for having s**... with a 100 year old woman...
s**... binary...
How to Read Binary 101
There are 10 kinds of people in the world...
Those who know binary and those who don't.
(Stolen from my favorite t-shirt. This must have been posted here before but I haven't seen it.)
Centipede is not what it was meant to be
It was supposed to like mammals.
The problem was, when He wrote the specifications, He wrote limb count in binary
¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I once read a book called binary 101
It was 5
I stole this from my IT classroom
Today I was rated a 2 in binary!
Because I am 1 0
:(
Why do members of the LGBTQ community invest in commercial real estate as opposed to residential?
Because commercial real estate is non binary
Aye girl, are you binary?
Because i'd like to put my 1 next to your 0.
I know, I know... Too nerdy and not a great joke, I came up with it last night. 0 laughed at it but I was hoping at least 1 would.
Here are the 10 best number systems.
1. Binary
2. Decimal
Interviewer: On a scale of 0 to 10, how good are you at Binary numbers ?
Me: 11
There are 10 kinda of people in the world: Those who know binary, those who don't, and
Those that didn't expect the joke to be in base 3.
Social justice warriors love Captain Marvel because she's a powerful woman...
...but hate her because she's Binary.
My father once told me, "Son, in this world, there are 10 types of people."
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
People are always impressed when I tell them that I have $1,000,000
And that I know binary
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If the combination of binary digits were called a bit
Then would the combination of ternary digits be called a t**...?
I collect binary variables
Someday I'll be a booleanaire
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If my son ever comes out as non binary I will not supporting him.
I with support them
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It's hard to figure out a politically correct term to refer to a gender reveal party, without referring to the baby's binary gender.
In retrospect though, sending out invites to my "Baby s**... Party" probably wasn't a good idea
I work at IBM as a quantum computer developer and last night i hooked up with a gender studies graduate.
we had nothing in common,
but eventually we bonded over our mutual hatred for binary systems.
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What do you call a non binary fascist?
A Not-she.
What do computers identify as?
Binary
132 is my favorite number
the sum of all 2-digit numbers one can make from 132 results in 132. 132 is the smallest number with that property.
that's cool.
But it's my favorite because the response I give to many people is 132 in binary and I communicate binary using my fingers.
I was once on in a band called 1023MB
We were so close to our first GIG
(edited - XXXX MB is 1 GB. Its a binary joke and yes, it makes sense)
(edit 2 - KiB, MiB and GiB can toss it, 1111111111 )
I told my son 10 jokes about the binary system.
He groaned at both of them.
She's a 10 but…
… in binary
