The Best 70 Binary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Binary jokes. There are some binary hexadecimal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these binary decimal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Binary Jokes and Puns

Geeky Joke

There are 10 kinds of people: those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

There are 10 types of people in the world…

Those who know binary…

Those who don't…

And those who wonder why we don't use ternary instead.

There are 10 types of people.

Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who did not expect this to a base 3 joke.

Binary joke, There are 10 types of people.

There are 10 types of people in the world:

Those who understand base n, those who don't, those who thought this would be a base n-1 joke, ..., and those who thought this would be a binary joke.

There are 10 types of people in the world...

...Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base three!


Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

My son keeps talking to me in binary even though I ask him not to. What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

Binary joke, My son keeps talking to me in binary even though I ask him not to. What kind of boy is he?

Would you like to try some binary cake?

Sure, I'll have a little bit.

Your computer science teaching momma is so fat...

... she can flatten a binary tree in O(1).

I can speak 10 languages.

English and Binary

ELI101: How do people not get binary?

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There are 10000000 people in a room

1 of them understands binary and the other 127 don't.

Decided to make my own variation of the original joke :)

10 people understand binary.

Those who do, and those who dont.

There are 10 types of people in the world:

People who understand ternary, people who don't, and people who thought this was going to be the binary joke.

A few jokes for programmers

Programmer: My wife is expecting a baby in 6 weeks!

Friend: Is it a boy or a girl?

Programmer: Yes.

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world,

Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who expected this to be in base 3

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world,

Those who know hexadecimal, and F the rest

Why can't Buddhists learn binary code?

Because they are at one with everything.

Binary joke, Why can't Buddhists learn binary code?

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

There are 10 types of men...

Half of them understand binary, half of them don't.

Why do LGBT people dislike coding?

It's binary


I worked a 10-hour day today...

Sounds impressive to non-programmers who don't know binary.

On a scale of 0-1...

How much do you love binary?

On a scale of 1 to 10…

How would you rate binary code?

There are 10 types of people in this world...

The ones who understand binary, and the ones who get laid.

There are 10 types of people

Those who recycle binary jokes, and those who recycle other jokes.

There are 10 types of programmers:

Those who understand binary and those who don't

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

And those who didn't expect a base three counting system.

I like my genders like I like my numbers

Binary.

There are 11 people in this world...

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who understand it enough to get this joke.

Ternary joke

There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke.

There are 11 types of people in the world.

All three of them understand binary.

You know binary is actually pretty easy...

Easy as 1 10 11.

I told a girl I'm a binary programmer with a multi million salary the other day

And pulled out the stacks of 64 dollars to prove it

There are 10 genders

Because gender is binary.

The other day I told my friend 10 jokes about binary

Unfortunately he didn't get either of them!

Why are colleges starting to teach quantum computing?

When professors try to explain binary states, the students tell them to go educate themselves.

I signed up for binary 101

but it turns out it's a level 5 course

What do you call a binary value that eats right and exercises?

A fit bit

There are 10 types of people in the world

Those who can read binary, and those who cant

There are 10 kinds of people

Those who undestand binary
Those who don't
And those who didn't realize we'd be doing this in base 3

Welcome to your first day of class

Today we will be studying binary 5

It's all binary

Wife: "Honey, do you still find me attractive after all these years?"
Husband: "You are a 10 in my book babe."
Wife: "You are so sweet."
Husband: "Not a thing dear, it's all binary to me."

There are 10 types of people

The ones who knows binary
And the ones who don't.

There are 10 types of people in this world

Those who understand the ternary numeral system,
those who don't,
and those who were expecting this to be a binary joke

If there's 10 things I'm good at it's...

β€’ Making lists
β€’ Binary

I got arrested for having sex with a 100 year old woman...

Stupid binary...

They say that the 10 types of people in this world are those that can read binary and those that get laid.

Can someone explain to me the other 8 types?

There are 10 kinds of people in the world...

Those who know binary and those who don't.

(Stolen from my favorite t-shirt. This must have been posted here before but I haven't seen it.)

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

I once read a book called binary 101

It was 5

I stole this from my IT classroom

There are 11 types of people

01- Those who understand binary

10- Those who don't

11- those who write bad jokes on binary

*I'll see myself out*

I wanted to be a better computer programmer so I decided to slowly improve my binary skills

You could say I improved bit by bit

There are 10 types of people in this world:

Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.

There are 10 types of people on this earth

Those who understand binary and those who don't

There are 10 types of people

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

I collect binary variables

Someday I'll be a booleanaire

I have 11 New Year Resolutions...

* Never make resolutions
* Be accepting of paradoxes
* Use the binary number system more often

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary,

... and the rest have girlfriends.

If my son ever comes out as non binary I will not supporting him.

I with support them

It's hard to figure out a politically correct term to refer to a gender reveal party, without referring to the baby's binary gender.

In retrospect though, sending out invites to my "Baby Sex Party" probably wasn't a good idea

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those that understand binary, those that don't, and those that didn't expect this joke to be in ternary.

How does a non binary samurai kill people?

They slash them

I signed up for Binary 101 this semester and I'm failing in all the exams.

Turns out it is a level 5 course.

There are 10 different types of people

Those who understand binary and those who don't

I work at IBM as a quantum computer developer and last night i hooked up with a gender studies graduate.

we had nothing in common,

but eventually we bonded over our mutual hatred for binary systems.

There are 10 types of people in the world

Those that understand binary, and those that don't.

What do you call a non binary fascist?

A Not-she.

There are 11 types of people

binary, non-binary and those who think it's a transphobic joke

What do computers identify as?

Binary

Not to brag, but I'm fluent in 10 languages.

English and Binary.

There are only 10 types of people in the world



Those that understand binary and those that don't

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