Binary Jokes
123 binary jokes and hilarious binary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about binary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you like a good laugh? Binary jokes are a fun way to lighten up any conversation about technology! We'll explore puns involving binary code, binary trees, Futurama's binary humor, and even non binary jokes. We'll also close off with a few riddles and some extras if you want to take it beyond the basics and extrapolate. So get ready to joke about integers!
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- Short Binary Jokes
- Binary One Liners
- Non Binary Jokes
- Binary Code Jokes
- Binary Tree Jokes
- More Binary Jokes
Funniest Binary Short Jokes
Short binary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The binary humour may include short byte jokes also.
- Why did the non-binary prospector move West in 1849? Because there was gold up in them/their hills.
- I signed up for Binary 101, but failed it miserably. I had no idea it was a Level 5 course.
- Did you hear the one about the non binary gold prospector They dug a fortune out of them/their hills.
- Why did the non-binary prospector travel West in 1849? Because there's gold in them/their hills
- Did you hear about the non-binary gold prospector? They dug up a fortune in them/their hills.
- There are only 10 types of people - Those that understand binary
- Those that don't understand binary - I have 11 New Year Resolutions... * Never make resolution
* Be accepting of paradoxes
* Use the binary number system more often - They say that the 10 types of people in this world are those that can read binary and those that get laid. Can someone explain to me the other 8 types?
- There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand the ternary numeral system,
those who don't,
and those who were expecting this to be a binary joke - Why did the non-binary prospector go out west? Because there was gold in them/their hills.
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Binary One Liners
Which binary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with binary? I can suggest the ones about logic and bits.
- There are 10 genders Because gender is binary.
- what do you call a gender neutral catgirl/catboy? nyan-binary!
- there are ten kinds of people Those who understand binary jokes, and those who don't.
- How do you comfort a sad non binary person ? They're/Their
- I signed up for binary 101 but it turns out it's a level 5 course
- How do non-binary ninjas kill people? They/them
- How do non-binary samurai kill people? They/them.
- Not to brag, but I'm fluent in 10 languages. English and Binary.
- What did the person who was about to come out as non-binary say? I'm almost they're
- Demi Lovato announced they are non-binary today Congratulations Themi Lovato!
- What does a non-binary person do on the toilet? They/She/It
- Why can't Buddhists learn binary code? Because they are at one with everything.
- Ten of my Family Members are Non-Binary Doesn't matter to me though, I love them both.
- How does a non-binary Samurai kill someone? They/Them.
- *Tips fedora to cute non-binary girl* m'theydy
Non Binary Jokes
Here is a list of funny non binary jokes and even better non binary puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How do you know a gold prospector is non-binary? He says that there is gold in them/their hills
- Why did the non-binary prospector go to San Francisco in 1849? 'Cause there was gold in them/their hills!
- I asked a couple of my gay friends what does LBGTQ mean? I couldn't get a straight answer…
Bonus joke:
How does a non-binary samurai kill people?
They/Them
(They slash them) - How does a non binary samurai kill people? They slash them
- What do you say to comfort your non-binary friends after they get misgendered? Their their
- How do you scare a non-binary person? 01100010 01101111 01101111
- Homophobes assume that because I'm in the LGBTQ+ community I must have some kind of gay agenda. ... How many times do I have to explain to them? I'm non-binary! I don't have agenda at all!
- How does a non binary Samurai finish their enemy ? They slash Them
- Two computers walk into a bar. The first computer says 1110001010011011. The second computer replies 2 . The first computer says, Oh, so you're non-binary?
- What does a gender-ambiguous robot identify as? Non\-binary.
Binary Code Jokes
Here is a list of funny binary code jokes and even better binary code puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why do LGBT people dislike coding? It's binary
- Problem within binary code? 01110000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101100 01100101 01101101
- On a scale of 1 to 10… How would you rate binary code?
- Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch! - My wife made a super nerdy joke She said, "if we were binary code, youd be 1 and I'd be 0."
- 10 there are 10 types of humans: the ones who understand binary code and the ones who dont
- What does Mexican binary code consist of? Zeros and Juans.
- I don't like code that involves ones and zeroes. I am non-binary.
- Old MacDonald liked binary code 01100101
01101001
01100101
01101001
01101111
Binary Tree Jokes
Here is a list of funny binary tree jokes and even better binary tree puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Your computer science teaching momma is so fat... ... she can flatten a binary tree in O(1).
Giggle-Inducing Binary Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about binary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bins jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make binary pranks.
Geeky Joke
There are 10 kinds of people: those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
There are 10 types of people in the world…
Those who know binary…
Those who don't…
And those who wonder why we don't use ternary instead.
There are 10 types of people.
Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who did not expect this to a base 3 joke.
There are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who understand base n, those who don't, those who thought this would be a base n-1 joke, ..., and those who thought this would be a binary joke.
There are 10 types of people in the world...
...Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base three!
Why was the binary number so happy?
Because of two's compliment!
My son keeps talking to me in binary even though I ask him not to. What kind of boy is he?
A noughty one.
Would you like to try some binary cake?
Sure, I'll have a little bit.
I can speak 10 languages.
English and Binary
ELI101: How do people not get binary?
There are 10000000 people in a room
1 of them understands binary and the other 127 don't.
Decided to make my own variation of the original joke :)
10 people understand binary.
Those who do, and those who dont.
There are 10 types of people in the world:
People who understand ternary, people who don't, and people who thought this was going to be the binary joke.
A few jokes for programmers
Programmer: My wife is expecting a baby in 6 weeks!
Friend: Is it a boy or a girl?
Programmer: Yes.
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world,
Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who expected this to be in base 3
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world,
Those who know hexadecimal, and F the rest
There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
There are 10 types of men...
Half of them understand binary, half of them don't.
I worked a 10-hour day today...
Sounds impressive to non-programmers who don't know binary.
On a scale of 0-1...
How much do you love binary?
There are 10 types of people in this world...
The ones who understand binary, and the ones who get laid.
There are 10 types of people
Those who recycle binary jokes, and those who recycle other jokes.
There are 10 types of programmers:
Those who understand binary and those who don't
There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
And those who didn't expect a base three counting system.
I like my genders like I like my numbers
Binary.
There are 11 people in this world...
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who understand it enough to get this joke.
Ternary joke
There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke.
There are 11 types of people in the world.
All three of them understand binary.
Why are programmers so good at poetry?
Well, all words rhyme in binary.
You know binary is actually pretty easy...
Easy as 1 10 11.
I told a girl I'm a binary programmer with a multi million salary the other day
And pulled out the stacks of 64 dollars to prove it
The other day I told my friend 10 jokes about binary
Unfortunately he didn't get either of them!
Why are colleges starting to teach quantum computing?
When professors try to explain binary states, the students tell them to go educate themselves.
What do you call a binary value that eats right and exercises?
A fit bit
There are 10 types of people in the world
Those who can read binary, and those who cant
There are 10 kinds of people
Those who undestand binary
Those who don't
And those who didn't realize we'd be doing this in base 3
Welcome to your first day of class
Today we will be studying binary 5
It's all binary
Wife: "Honey, do you still find me attractive after all these years?"
Husband: "You are a 10 in my book babe."
Wife: "You are so sweet."
Husband: "Not a thing dear, it's all binary to me."
If there's 10 things I'm good at it's...
• Making lists
• Binary
I got arrested for having s**... with a 100 year old woman...
s**... binary...
There are 10 kinds of people in the world...
Those who know binary and those who don't.
(Stolen from my favorite t-shirt. This must have been posted here before but I haven't seen it.)
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that can't read binary.
Those that can read binary.
And those that weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,
ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.
I once read a book called binary 101
It was 5
I stole this from my IT classroom
There are 11 types of people
01- Those who understand binary
10- Those who don't
11- those who write bad jokes on binary
*I'll see myself out*
I wanted to be a better computer programmer so I decided to slowly improve my binary skills
You could say I improved bit by bit
There are 10 types of people in this world:
Those who understand binary numbers and those who don't.
There are 10 types of people on this earth
Those who understand binary and those who don't
There are 10 types of people
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
I collect binary variables
Someday I'll be a booleanaire
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary,
... and the rest have girlfriends.
If my son ever comes out as non binary I will not supporting him.
I with support them
It's hard to figure out a politically correct term to refer to a gender reveal party, without referring to the baby's binary gender.
In retrospect though, sending out invites to my "Baby s**... Party" probably wasn't a good idea
There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those that understand binary, those that don't, and those that didn't expect this joke to be in ternary.
I signed up for Binary 101 this semester and I'm failing in all the exams.
Turns out it is a level 5 course.
There are 10 different types of people
Those who understand binary and those who don't
I work at IBM as a quantum computer developer and last night i hooked up with a gender studies graduate.
we had nothing in common,
but eventually we bonded over our mutual hatred for binary systems.
There are 10 types of people in the world
Those that understand binary, and those that don't.
What do you call a non binary fascist?
A Not-she.
There are 11 types of people
binary, non-binary and those who think it's a transphobic joke
What do computers identify as?
Binary
There are only 10 types of people in the world
Those that understand binary and those that don't
132 is my favorite number
the sum of all 2-digit numbers one can make from 132 results in 132. 132 is the smallest number with that property.
that's cool.
But it's my favorite because the response I give to many people is 132 in binary and I communicate binary using my fingers.
I think my computer has become woke
It's just come out as non binary
There are 10 types of people in this world
Those who know binary and those who don't
I was once on in a band called 1023MB
We were so close to our first GIG
(edited - XXXX MB is 1 GB. Its a binary joke and yes, it makes sense)
(edit 2 - KiB, MiB and GiB can toss it, 1111111111 )
I told my son 10 jokes about the binary system.
He groaned at both of them.
She's a 10 but…
… in binary
All people are binary
Some are just not aligned with their bits
Yesterday, I chose to only use binary.
Yesterday, I decided to stick to binary only, instead of the decimal system.
I went to the grocery store and I saw: "£10." I thought, "wow, that product is 101 times cheaper today!"
