Binary Jokes

What are some Binary jokes?

There are 10 genders

Because gender is binary.

I signed up for binary 101

but it turns out it's a level 5 course

They say that the 10 types of people in this world are those that can read binary and those that get laid.

Can someone explain to me the other 8 types?

There are 10 types of people in this world

Those who understand the ternary numeral system,
those who don't,
and those who were expecting this to be a binary joke

There are 11 types of people

01- Those who understand binary

10- Those who don't

11- those who write bad jokes on binary

*I'll see myself out*

Ternary joke

There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke.

Why can't Buddhists learn binary code?

Because they are at one with everything.

There are 10 types of people

Those who recycle binary jokes, and those who recycle other jokes.

There are 10 types of people.

Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who did not expect this to a base 3 joke.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who can count in binary,

ternary, quaternary, quinary, senary, septenary, octal, nonary, decimal and hexadecimal, and those who weren't expecting a double-subverted binary joke.

I wanted to be a better computer programmer so I decided to slowly improve my binary skills

You could say I improved bit by bit

There are 10 types of people in this world...

The ones who understand binary, and the ones who get laid.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Geeky Joke

There are 10 kinds of people: those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

I can speak 10 languages.

English and Binary

ELI101: How do people not get binary?

Why do LGBT people dislike coding?

It's binary

Would you like to try some binary cake?

Sure, I'll have a little bit.

I told a girl I'm a binary programmer with a multi million salary the other day

And pulled out the stacks of 64 dollars to prove it

If there's 10 things I'm good at it's...

β€’ Making lists
β€’ Binary

There are 10 types of people in the world…

Those who know binary…

Those who don't…

And those who wonder why we don't use ternary instead.

Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

There are 10 types of programmers:

Those who understand binary and those who don't

I worked a 10-hour day today...

Sounds impressive to non-programmers who don't know binary.

There are 10 kinds of people

Those who undestand binary
Those who don't
And those who didn't realize we'd be doing this in base 3

There are 10 types of people in the world:

People who understand ternary, people who don't, and people who thought this was going to be the binary joke.

There are 11 people in this world...

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who understand it enough to get this joke.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.


And those who didn't expect a base three counting system.

There are 10 types of people in the world...

...Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base three!

There are 10000000 people in a room

1 of them understands binary and the other 127 don't.

Decided to make my own variation of the original joke :)

On a scale of 1 to 10…

How would you rate binary code?

The other day I told my friend 10 jokes about binary

Unfortunately he didn't get either of them!

Your computer science teaching momma is so fat...

... she can flatten a binary tree in O(1).

What do you call a binary value that eats right and exercises?

A fit bit

I got arrested for having sex with a 100 year old woman...

Stupid binary...

There are 11 types of people in the world.

All three of them understand binary.

It's all binary

Wife: "Honey, do you still find me attractive after all these years?"
Husband: "You are a 10 in my book babe."
Wife: "You are so sweet."
Husband: "Not a thing dear, it's all binary to me."

I like my genders like I like my numbers

Binary.

There are 10 types of people in the world

Those who can read binary, and those who cant

There are 10 types of men...

Half of them understand binary, half of them don't.

I once read a book called binary 101

It was 5

I stole this from my IT classroom

You know binary is actually pretty easy...

Easy as 1 10 11.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world...

Those who know binary and those who don't.

(Stolen from my favorite t-shirt. This must have been posted here before but I haven't seen it.)

My son keeps talking to me in binary even though I ask him not to. What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

10 people understand binary.

Those who do, and those who dont.

A few jokes for programmers

Programmer: My wife is expecting a baby in 6 weeks!

Friend: Is it a boy or a girl?

Programmer: Yes.



There are only 10 kinds of people in the world,

Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who expected this to be in base 3


There are only 10 kinds of people in this world,

Those who know hexadecimal, and F the rest

Why are colleges starting to teach quantum computing?

When professors try to explain binary states, the students tell them to go educate themselves.

On a scale of 0-1...

How much do you love binary?

There are 10 types of people in the world:

Those who understand base n, those who don't, those who thought this would be a base n-1 joke, ..., and those who thought this would be a binary joke.

Welcome to your first day of class

Today we will be studying binary 5

I'm thwarting a global cyber attack using Binary

I guess you could say I'm defending the world, One Zero at a time...

There are 10 types of people

The ones who knows binary
And the ones who don't.

Learning binary

It's as easy as 1, 10, 11

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those that can't read binary.

Those that can read binary.

And those that weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

What kind of computer does the Tumblr servers run on?

Not a binary one, thats for sure.

Aye girl, are you binary?

Because i'd like to put my 1 next to your 0.

I know, I know... Too nerdy and not a great joke, I came up with it last night. 0 laughed at it but I was hoping at least 1 would.

How hard is counting in binary?

Easy as 01 10 11

There are 10 types of persons in this world...

...those who understand binary and those who don't.

There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and

Those that repost this joke.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Why did the binary computer cross the road?

01010100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01101001 01100100 01100101

slight variation on an arguable classic: How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

I hate binary...

every single bit of it.

There are 11 types of people,

People who understand binary, and people that can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.

What do you call a transgender Indian?

Naan Binary

10 types of people

People that understand binary
And people that dont

Today I was rated a 2 in binary!

Because I am 1 0

:(

Why do programmers use binary?

Because they like byte sized problems

Why are programmers so good at poetry?

Well, all words rhyme in binary.

There are 10 kinds of people...

Those who understand ternary notation, those who don't and those who thought this would be a binary joke.

Credits to /u/johnnybenude

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