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- after 3 weeks of lockdon I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself
- Heard a vintage 2011 today. The Navy Seals just invented a new drink, the "bin Laden". Two shots to the face and a splash of water.
- A marine walks into a bar and tries to order a Bin Laden What's that? , the bartender asked
The marine replied, two shots and a splash of water . - Did you hear about the refuse collector in pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden.
- 6 years ago today Seal Team Six took out Bin Laden Tonight I am going to celebrate with a drink consisting of two shots and a splash of water.
- What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden
- 10 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of soldiers dead, state of the art technology, but the US finally found Bin Laden. In his house.
- Customer asking Bin Laden in Bar
Customer: "I'll have a Bin Laden, please."
Barman: "Sir, what is dat?"
Customer: "Two shots and a splash of water."
- you know some of the transports for ST-6 for the attack on Bin Laden were from Area 51? Ask any of them, they'll tell you the ride was out of this world.
- New Channels: Bin Laden dead That's ruined the game, what do we do now it's our turn to hide?
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- Bin Laden and Bush just started playing chess... and Bush already lost two towers.
- How does Bin Laden introduce himself to Germans? Ich Bin Laden.
- Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan.
- What was Bin Laden's favourite brand? Jihadidas.
- There was a man who owned quite a few trash cans... He was Bin Laden.
- Have you heard of the new bin laden drink? It's made of two shots and a splash of water.
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Bin Laden
- I went into a bar and ordered a Bin Laden Two shots and splash of water.
- Why was the garbage man arrested? Because he was bin laden.
- What do you call a guy carrying a lot of bins? Bin-Laden
- What do you call a heavy trash can that tips things over? A bin Laden.
- What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common? They're both hide and seek champions!
- Bush or Bin Laden, who would win in a game of chess? Bin Laden, he still has his towers.
- Apparently the Bin Laden plane hit a Porsche, it's 911 all over again.
- What happened when Bush took Bin Laden's Lunch Money? 9/11.
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Q: What did o**... Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"
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Why doesn't o**... bin Laden have s**... with his five wives?
Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
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o**... Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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The only reason o**... Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck Norris can find o**... Bin Laden!
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Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill o**.
.. Bin Laden?
Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity?
A: o**... Bin Laiden.
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Obama goes to an elementary school to talk to the kids...
Obama goes to an elementary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up
his hand and Obama asks him his name.
" Stanley ," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley ?"
"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of Congress?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to o**... Bin Laden?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all
Americans don't have health insurance?
Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
Actually, I have 6 questions.
First, why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of Congress?
Second, why are you President when John McCain got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to o**... Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all
Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the f**k happened to Stanley?"
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o**...=c**...
What do o**... Bin Laden and c**... have in common?
They both irritate Bush.
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I'm not saying I hate you...
I'm not saying I hate you, but if I were locked in a room with h**..., Bin Laden, and you, and I had 2 bullets, I would shoot h**... and Bin Laden and then say loads of mean things about your mother.
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Has enough time passed in our country that we honestly and openly talk about the good things o**... Bin Laden did for us?
You don't think he did anything good? You're wrong.
How about the fact that when you take your wife or gf to the airport, you no longer have to walk her all the way to the gate?
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Katie Price and o**... Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit next to on a plane,
but to be fair, with either one a b**... is guaranteed.
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What was going through o**... Bin Laden's head just before he died
A bullet.
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o**... Bin Laden had a stand up comedy special last night
it bombed
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What do o**... Bin Laden and the movie Boyhood have in common?
It took both years to shoot.
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What would you call o**... bin Laden if he became a pirate?
Sandy Hook.
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Why did Bin Laden stop having s**...?
Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush.
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what did o**... bin laden do for vacation?
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o**... bin laden
*ji had it coming.*
- Jimmy Carr "Big Fat Quiz 2011"
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What's o**... Bin Laden's favourite dessert?
Big Apple crumble.
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o**... Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message
o**... Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message to let him know he is still alive:-
"370H SSV 0773H." Bush is baffled. Condi Rice and her aides and even the FBI and CIA
can't decipher it. So they ask Britain's MI6 for help. Within a minute MI6 replies:-
"Er, tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
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o**... Bin Laden had 23 siblings
His nickname could be Whose Mama Been Layin?
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What is o**... bin Laden's favourite way to dine?
Aaaalllllaaaahhhhh carte.
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How did o**... Bin Laden feed his kids
Here comes the aeroplane...
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o**... bin Laden gets bitten by a dog.
He tells the owner to muzzle 'em.
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How big was o**... bin Laden's hard drive?
One terrorbyte.
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o**... Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and h**... are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy
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What was the best magic trick o**... Bin Laden ever pulled?
He made the World Trade Center disappear.
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o**... Bin Laden was really smart
He created Airdrop before Apple did
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o**... Bin Laden's son comes home from school crying...
He asks him: "What's wrong son, what happened?"
"The teacher asked the class what the tallest building in New York is, and I got the answer wrong."
"Why, what did you answer?"
"The Empire State Building."
"Don't worry son, daddy will take care of it."
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I don't trust the U.S. Government's story about o**... Bin Laden's disposal.
It seems a bit fishy.
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A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven...
When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. "Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."
Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, "Did Bush do 9/11?"
God replies, "Bush did not plan the attacks. 9/11 was perpetrated by Al-Qaeda and orchestrated by o**... Bin Laden. No bombs were planted in the Twin Towers, and no missiles hit the Pentagon. The U.S. government had no foreknowledge of the attacks whatsoever."
The conspiracy theorist thinks to himself, *this goes even deeper than I thought...*
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We now finally have proof that o**... Bin Laden is dead
He just registered to vote in Chicago
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What was o**... Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan on the rocks.
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As the navy seals burst into o**... bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals...
"It was just a prank bro"
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It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out o**... Bin Laden in Pakistan.
Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
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What do Princess Kate and o**... bin Laden have in common?
They both had their back doors blown out by a guy in the navy.
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What's o**... bin Laden's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.
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So I told h**... about 9/11
I told him about the carnage and the aftermath, and how the state of America was changed forever, but he was confused.
So, I told him about the backstory, and how Bin Laden began to plan this in the 90s, but he was still confused.
Then, I told him about the numerous connections and the conspirators who trained to fly the planes.
I saw the look on his face.
"What's the confusion?"
h**...: "But why no eleven?"
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What do you get when you cross h**... with o**... bin laden?
Nein 11
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What was o**... bin Laden's biggest regret as a parent?
kids blow up so fast
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Who's the greatest hide and go seek champion of all time?
o**... Bin Laden
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The CIA found evidence that o**... Bin Laden had downloaded a lot of videos about how to crochet
Turns out he was trying to replace all those lost afghans
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Why did o**... Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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o**... bin Laden was fond of mirrors
Even the date he chose was IX|XI
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Why didn't bin laden ever eat his wife out?
Every time he tried, all he saw was bush
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o**... Bin Laden has been having trouble thinking lately
His brain is pretty scattered right now
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Did you know o**... Bin Laden was found and killed in Pakistan?
Talk Abottabad place to hide!
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o**... bin Laden
j**... it coming.
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Which was the first song about o**... Bin Laden?
Master Blaster
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What did o**... Bin Laden say when feeding his baby?
"Here comes the airplane."
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How tall was o**... Bin Laden?
9'11
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Do you guys remember when o**... Bin Laden was the trend?
He was da bomb.
10 september 2001
The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."
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Name, Occupation.
Donald Trump, President.
Stormy Daniels, Pornstar.
o**... bin Laden, ex-t**....
Convicted r**..., Brock Turner.
Joel Osteen - Televangelist
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A man in France was arrested today for using his car to run down a pedestrian he thought was o**... bin Laden.
Even though it was a mistake, it still ranks as France's biggest military victory.
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What is o**... Bin Laden's favourite car?
Porsche **911**
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What would be the first words of Kavanaugh and o**... Bin Ladens child?
Allahu-Alike Beer
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lol jk
o**... bin laden more like o**... bin hidin
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Who was the worst Eco t**... of all time?
Recycle Bin Laden.
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Alex Jones dies and meets Jesus at the pearly gates.
As they are waiting to see if God will allow Alex into heaven, Jesus says:
"Alex, while we wait you can ask me any question and I will answer it".
So Alex asks him, "who planned 9/11?"
And Jesus responds "o**... Bin Laden"
Alex goes " wow, this goes higher up than I thought."
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o**... bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
