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- Why did Bin Laden stop having s**...? Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush.
- Would would win a chess game between George Bush and o**... Bin Laden? o**.... Why? Because George already lost two towers.
- Why didn't Bin Laden have s**... with this Five Wives? Every time he opened up their legs he saw bush.
- Who will win in a game of chess - Bush or o**... Bin Laden? Bin Laden because Bush is missing two towers.
- Why doesn't o**... bin Laden have s**... with his five wives?
Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
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- Bin Laden and Bush just started playing chess... and Bush already lost two towers.
- Why didn't bin laden ever eat his wife out? Every time he tried, all he saw was bush
- Bush or Bin Laden, who would win in a game of chess? Bin Laden, he still has his towers.
- What happened when Bush took Bin Laden's Lunch Money? 9/11.
- Why did o**... Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
- o**...=c**... What do o**... Bin Laden and c**... have in common?
They both irritate Bush.
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o**... Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message
o**... Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message to let him know he is still alive:-
"370H SSV 0773H." Bush is baffled. Condi Rice and her aides and even the FBI and CIA
can't decipher it. So they ask Britain's MI6 for help. Within a minute MI6 replies:-
"Er, tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven...
When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. "Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully."
Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, "Did Bush do 9/11?"
God replies, "Bush did not plan the attacks. 9/11 was perpetrated by Al-Qaeda and orchestrated by o**... Bin Laden. No bombs were planted in the Twin Towers, and no missiles hit the Pentagon. The U.S. government had no foreknowledge of the attacks whatsoever."
The conspiracy theorist thinks to himself, *this goes even deeper than I thought...*
