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Osama Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message

Osama Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message to let him know he is still alive:-
"370H SSV 0773H." Bush is baffled. Condi Rice and her aides and even the FBI and CIA
can't decipher it. So they ask Britain's MI6 for help. Within a minute MI6 replies:-
"Er, tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

Why did Bin Laden stop having sex?

Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush.

Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?

When she spread her legs he saw bush.

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Bin Laden and Bush just started playing chess...

and Bush already lost two towers.

Osama=Crabs

What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common?

They both irritate Bush.


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Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

Would would win a chess game between George Bush and Osama Bin Laden?

Osama. Why? Because George already lost two towers.

Bin Laden And Bush joke, Would would win a chess game between George Bush and Osama Bin Laden?

Why didn't Bin Laden have sex with this Five Wives?

Every time he opened up their legs he saw bush.

Why didn't bin laden ever eat his wife out?

Every time he tried, all he saw was bush

Who will win in a game of chess - Bush or Osama Bin Laden?

Bin Laden because Bush is missing two towers.

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

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