Bin Jokes

138 bin jokes and hilarious bin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Feel like a good chuckle? Here you'll find a selection of bin jokes to make you laugh. From wheelie bin gags to jokes about a loony bin, there's something for everyone. Get ready for some fun about the blue bin, the litter bin, and more!

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Funniest Bin Short Jokes

Short bin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bin humour may include short dumpster jokes also.

  1. It's been a week since my wife went missing. The police told me to expect the worst. So I took her things back out of the garbage bin.
  2. after 3 weeks of lockdon I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself
  3. What's the first thing a homeless person does when he uses a computer? Checks recycle bin.
  4. Heard a vintage 2011 today. The Navy Seals just invented a new drink, the "bin Laden". Two shots to the face and a splash of water.
  5. What did bob marley say when he put his hand in the bread bin? Is this loaf that I'm feeling?
  6. I started a new job today doing parcel delivery, at my first drop the homeowner had left a note saying we're out so please hide in the bin. I'm still hiding, I'm hungry and it's dark, help!
  7. The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage... ...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins.
  8. If Mac users care more about the environment more than Windows users Then why do Macs have a trash can and Windows has a recycling bin?
  9. A marine walks into a bar and tries to order a Bin Laden What's that? , the bartender asked
    The marine replied, two shots and a splash of water .
  10. My girlfriend is one of the worst cooks in the world Just last night the raccoons offered me money to chip in for a lock on my garbage bin!

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Bin One Liners

Which bin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bin? I can suggest the ones about cans and garbage bin.

  1. What is worse than two children in a trash bin? One child in two trash bins.
  2. Do you think bin men get training... ... Or do they just pick it up as they go along?
  3. I left my wife for a bin man.... .... But he wouldn't take her
  4. Bin Laden and Bush just started playing chess... and Bush already lost two towers.
  5. How does Bin Laden introduce himself to Germans? Ich Bin Laden.
  6. I spent ages trying to think of a decent bin pun. Turns out, they were all rubbish
  7. What did the policeman say to the missing waste collector? Where you bin man?
  8. What do you call a Muslim redditor? Seldom Bin Laid
  9. My son jumped into a dumpster to receive his ball He hasn't bin seen since.
  10. What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer? The recycle bin.
  11. What did the cabbages say to the other vegetables in the vegetable bin? Lettuce in.
  12. Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan.
  13. What was Bin Laden's favourite brand? Jihadidas.
  14. Putting things in the bin may be 'lit' But dropping them on the floor is litter
  15. What does Home Depot take when it can't sleep? Bin of Drills

Bin Laden Jokes

Here is a list of funny bin laden jokes and even better bin laden puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about the refuse collector in pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden.
  • 6 years ago today Seal Team Six took out Bin Laden Tonight I am going to celebrate with a drink consisting of two shots and a splash of water.
  • What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden
  • 10 years, trillions of dollars, thousands of soldiers dead, state of the art technology, but the US finally found Bin Laden. In his house.
  • Customer asking Bin Laden in Bar
    Customer: "I'll have a Bin Laden, please."
    Barman: "Sir, what is dat?"
    Customer: "Two shots and a splash of water."
  • There was a man who owned quite a few trash cans... He was Bin Laden.
  • Why didn't bin laden ever eat his wife out? Every time he tried, all he saw was bush
  • Have you heard of the new bin laden drink? It's made of two shots and a splash of water.
  • Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Bin Laden
  • Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs? In Iraq

Osama Bin Jokes

Here is a list of funny osama bin jokes and even better osama bin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • o**... Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and h**... are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy
  • What do you get when you cross h**... with o**... bin laden? Nein 11
  • What was o**... bin Laden's biggest regret as a parent? kids blow up so fast
  • It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out o**... Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
  • What do you call a lumberjack from the middle east? o**... Bin Loggin
  • What do Trump and o**... Bin Laden have in common? They both hide underground from the American people. #bunkerboy
  • What's o**... Bin Laden's favourite dessert? Big Apple crumble.
  • What has more brains than o**... Bin Laden? The wall behind him
  • If I was in a room with h**..., o**... bin laden and stalin, I would ask you to write a letter to my mother about my mental illness
  • Why did o**... Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.

Osama Bin Laden Jokes

Here is a list of funny osama bin laden jokes and even better osama bin laden puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The CIA found evidence that o**... Bin Laden had downloaded a lot of videos about how to crochet Turns out he was trying to replace all those lost afghans
  • As the navy seals burst into o**... bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals... "It was just a prank bro"
  • Did you hear they came out with a drink called the o**... Bin Laden? It's two shots and a splash of water.
  • I'd make an o**... bin laden joke But it's a bit of a shot in the dark
  • Who was o**... bin Laden's favorite team? The New York Jets.
  • We now finally have proof that o**... Bin Laden is dead He just registered to vote in Chicago
  • What would you call o**... bin Laden if he became a pirate? Sandy Hook.
  • Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill o**... Bin Laden?
    Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
  • What animal was o**... bin-Laden afraid of? SEALs
  • o**... bin Laden rated America. He gave us a 9/11.

Recycling Bin Jokes

Here is a list of funny recycling bin jokes and even better recycling bin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What does a homeless guy do first when he finds a laptop? He searches through the Recycle bin.
  • I'm a recycle bin... I'm not garbage, but I might as well be.
  • What does a Gipsy first do when on a computer? He checks in the recycle bin
  • Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
  • What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can? Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.
  • Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
  • Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
  • Where a homeless man goes first when he turns on the computer? To the Recycle Bin
  • A parishioner at the Church of Recycling goes to confession. "Forgive me Father, for I have binned."
  • Why does Windows have recycle bins? All deleted items get recycled by the NSA.

Wheelie Bin Jokes

Here is a list of funny wheelie bin jokes and even better wheelie bin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I asked my neighbor, who I hadn't seen for a while, where's his bin? He said he'd been on holiday. As he'd misheard me I asked where's his wheelie bin? He replied, ok I've really been in prison.
  • I found my wheelie bin in the middle of the street this morning. If I hadn't brought it back in, it could have wheelie bin dangerous.

Hilarious Fun Bin Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about bin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean recycling bin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bin pranks.

An Australian bin man knocks at the door of a chinese guy

And asks 'where's ya bin mate'
The guy answers 'I bin watching TV!'
The Ozzie asks 'na mate where's ya wheelie bin'
The guy hangs his head and says 'I wheelie been w**...'

o**... Bin Laden's son comes home from school crying...

He asks him: "What's wrong son, what happened?"
"The teacher asked the class what the tallest building in New York is, and I got the answer wrong."
"Why, what did you answer?"
"The Empire State Building."
"Don't worry son, daddy will take care of it."

During English class the teacher asks Little Johnny "have you ever heard of the word contagious before?"

"Of course miss" Johnny replies "my father actually said it when we were talking yesterday".
"Can you repeat it for the class and tell us how he used it in a sentence?"
"Yes, miss. We were watching the neighbour take his garbage out when his bin tipped over spilling rubbish all over the driveway, dad said 'it's going to take the contagious to pick all that up.

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin.
"Hey bub, where's ya bin`"
"I took a little vacation for a few weeks,"
"No. I meant where's your bin?"
"Told ya, vacation, at the beach!"
"No man. Where's ya wheely bin?"
"Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

o**... Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message

o**... Bin Laden sends George W. Bush a coded message to let him know he is still alive:-
"370H SSV 0773H." Bush is baffled. Condi Rice and her aides and even the FBI and CIA
can't decipher it. So they ask Britain's MI6 for help. Within a minute MI6 replies:-
"Er, tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

A Psychiatrist is sitting in his office...

When his secretary comes in and says "Sir, there's a man here to see you who thinks he's a flock of crows. If you ask me we should just send him to the loony bin and be done with it."
And the psychiatrist replied "Doris! Are you asking me to commit a m**...!?"

A man walks into a bar and sees a man that looks like Adolph h**...

sitting at the end of the bar. He walks up to him and asks "are you really h**...?" The man stands up and says loudly, "Ja, ich bin Adolph h**.... I killed 6 million Jews and 1 Mexican." The man says, "wait, why did you kill a Mexican?" h**... says "Sehen Sie! See? That is what i mean, no one cares about the jews."

10 september 2001

The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."

At an ISIS recruitment centre...

Interviewer: Name?
Recruit: Saaed Bin Hasrat.
Interviewer: s**...?
Recruit: Often twice a day.
Interviewer: No, no. Male or female?
Recruit: Male, female, sometimes camel, mostly sheep.

"That is him." I said to my wife in the shopping centre.

"That's Kenny Baker, the actor who played R2D2 in Star Wars."
"Are you sure?" she asked. "It doesn't look like him, go on over and ask."
A couple of minutes later I walked back over to her. "Well, what did he say?"
"Nothing." I said. "It's a rubbish bin."

So I told h**... about 9/11

I told him about the carnage and the aftermath, and how the state of America was changed forever, but he was confused.
So, I told him about the backstory, and how Bin Laden began to plan this in the 90s, but he was still confused.
Then, I told him about the numerous connections and the conspirators who trained to fly the planes.
I saw the look on his face.
"What's the confusion?"
h**...: "But why no eleven?"

Why did Bin Laden stop having s**...?

Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush.

A joke for Australians

The Garbo's doing his rounds and he gets his mate,the b**...'s place and the bin ain't out the front. So the Garbo knocks on the door. "G'Day, b**.... Long time no see. Where's ya bin?" Asks the Garbo. "I bin on holidays." Says the b**.... "Nah mate, where's ya bin?" Repeats the Garbo. "I just said," responds the b**..., "I bin on holidays." "No no. Where's ya wheelie bin?" Clarifies the Garbo. The b**... responds, "Well I wheelie bin in jail but I tell people I was on holidays."

Alex Jones dies and meets Jesus at the pearly gates.

As they are waiting to see if God will allow Alex into heaven, Jesus says:
"Alex, while we wait you can ask me any question and I will answer it".
So Alex asks him, "who planned 9/11?"
And Jesus responds "o**... Bin Laden"
Alex goes " wow, this goes higher up than I thought."

Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris' code throws exceptions, it's across the room.
Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded.
When Chuck Norris goes into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Feel free to add more. Shamelessly stolen from the internet.

A Russian buys a newspaper, looks at it and throws it in the bin. And so for a whole week. The seller couldn't stand it and finally asked:

\- Why are you doing this?
\- I'm looking for an obituary.
\- But the obituaries are on the last pages...
\- The one I'm looking for will be on the first one.

A garbage man was doing the rounds one morning in Oklahoma

He came to a house where there was no bin out front, but there was a guy sitting on the porch.
The garbage man called out. 'Hey! Where's 'ya bin?'
The guy replies 'I've been in Florida'.
The garbage man says 'No. No. Where's 'ya wheely bin?'
The guys says 'I've really been in jail but I tell everyone I've been in Florida'

I think my ex-girlfriend is still obsessed with me

I've just found a photo of us in the bin outside her house.

Did you hear about the guy that escaped from a loony bin, went to the laundromat and assaulted some patrons, then ran away?

The headline in the paper read,
> Nut Screws Washers and Bolts.

When employing people, gather all the CVs together and randomly split them into two piles.

Take one pile and throw it in the bin. This stops you employing anyone unlucky.

What do you call an Arab that's never had s**...?

Hassan Bin Laid

A Yorkshireman walks in to a vet and says "Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? It's not bin it's sen lately."

A Yorkshireman walks in to a vet and says "Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? It's not bin it's sen lately." 'Sure.' says the vet. 'First things first, Is it a Tom?' "Nah" he replies "I've got it 'ere wi me"

Has enough time passed in our country that we honestly and openly talk about the good things o**... Bin Laden did for us?

You don't think he did anything good? You're wrong.
How about the fact that when you take your wife or gf to the airport, you no longer have to walk her all the way to the gate?

9/11, Perfect day to make an insensitive repost

o**... bin Laden's son came home from school crying. o**... asked, "why are you crying my son".
His son replied, "today our teacher asked us what the tallest building in America is. I said it's the Empire State Building and the whole class laughed at me."
"Don't worry son, I'll handle this."

A guy has a dream about p**... into his laundry bin.

The man wakes up, startled to find out that he has in fact p**... himself in his sleep. Frustrated, he cleans himself up. As he throws his dirty clothes and sheets into the laundry bin, he thinks to himself: "well there's a silver lining. Dreams DO come true."

Just found a carrier bag with an England rugby shirt in the rubbish bin,

can't believe someone would throw that away! Worth 5p that!

My wife told me she was converting to Islam and changing her name...

to Seldom Bin Laid
*my wife actually said this to me.

Earth Day

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So what are you doing to celebrate Earth Day?" the bartender asks. "Oh, already done," the guy replies. "I sent all my work related e-mails to my recycling bin."

Did you hear about the t**... who cut down all the trees?

He's Bin Loggin.

I tried to impress a girl by putting my foot down on the pedal...

..turns out she'd seen a bin open like that before.

What is o**... Bin Laden's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets

A rubbish collector knocks on the door of a house that didn't leave their bin outside and an Asian man answers the door

>"Excuse me mate, where's ya bin?"
>"I bin Hong Kong!"
>"No where's ya wheelie bin?"
>"I wheelie bin Hong Kong!"
Sorry it's an old joke I heard as a kid!

If I was in a room with two bullets, h**..., o**... bin laden, and any person that sleeps fully clothed

I'd walk away, because h**... and Bin Laden are both dead and I don't have a gun.

Heavy carry-on

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.
Do you always carry such heavy luggage? she sighed.
No more, the man said. Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!


What do o**... Bin Laden and c**... have in common?
They both irritate Bush.

Just put my father's ashes in the bin.

I wish he'd stop smoking or just empty the tray himself.

What was o**... Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

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