Billy Mays Jokes
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Funniest Billy Mays Short Jokes
Short billy mays jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The billy mays humour may include short billy jokes also.
- If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."
- If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman... You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze.
- What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave? Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.
- I was thinking about Billy Mays the other day... I decided he's in heaven partying like it's nineteen ninety-nine ^(plus shipping and handling.)
- What do Marvel movies and Billy Mays have in common? They both are like, "But wait, there's more!"
- After Billy Mays' passing, I found out he was a user of c**.... These are lies. He was clean! He was oxiclean!
- Billy Mays Billy Mays, probably confused c**... with oxy clean while trying to clean his nose.
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Billy Mays One Liners
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- Billy Mays is in heaven now... Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like it's $19.99.
- What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone? BILLY MAYS HERE!
- TIL Billy Mays had an IQ of 63 Would that make him an OxiMoron?
- Rest in Peace Billy Mays. He partied like it was $19.95.
- I bet Billy Mays is up in heaven, partying Like it's $19.99.
- What did Billy Mays do on 12/31/1998 Partied like it's 19.99!
- Oscar may have been wilde but Billy was wilder.
- TIL Billy Mays served in the US military It wasn't for long though it was only 1999.
- Billy Mays so good He once sold pain to Chuck Norris.
- How did Billy Mays die? He confused his Oxi-Clean with his c**....
- What do you call Billy Mays when he says something s**...? An OxyMoron!
Humorous Billy Mays Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about billy mays you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bill nye jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make billy mays pranks.
A teacher asks some of her students about manners at the table.
A teacher asks some of her students about manners while on a date. She asked Billy how he would excuse himself from the table. Billy replied, "I'll be back. I have to go pee". The teacher said, "that would be rude and impolite. What about you, Jimmy? How would you say it?" Jimmy replied, "I need to go to the bathroom. I'll be back". The teacher said, "that's better, but saying 'bathroom' at the table should be avoided. What about you, Timmy? Do you know the answer for once?" Timmy said, "Ma'am, may I be excused? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll meet after dinner."