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Howlingly Hilarious Billing Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What is a good billing joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A lawyer dies, and somehow manages to go to heaven

When he gets there, he's greeted by St. Peter himself. The lawyer says, "What happened? I wasn't in an accident and I'm too young to die. I'm only 52!"
St. Peter says, "Nope, by our records, you are 84, and that's a pretty good life."
The lawyer yells, "84! How did you figure that?"
St. Peter responds, "We added up your client billing time sheets."

A 50-year-old lawyer who had been practicing law since he was 25 died suddenly in his sleep.

When he gets to the Pearly Gates, the lawyer says, "There must be some mistake. I was 50, that's too young to die."
St. Peter looks in his records and says, "That's odd. By adding up the hours on your billing documents, you should be 83 by now."

A Hollywood janitor decided to try his hand at directing

He's billing himself as "the director who swept the Oscars"


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about billing can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of billing puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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