The Best 12 Billie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Billie jokes. There are some billie billy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these billie ronnie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Billie Jokes and Puns

Michael Jackson should have opened a clothing line for pants.

He could have called it Billie Jeans.

Those prices are THRILLER!
No one can BEAT IT!

Kids pants would be half off there.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do you call Michael Jackson's DNA?

Billie Genes

Billie joke, What do you call Michael Jackson's DNA?

Why did Billie Joe Armstrong smell so nice whilst walking down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?

He wore cologne, he wore cologne.

Billie Jean is not my lover

She just a girl who says that i am the one

But the kid is not my son.

He can stay over for the weekend though


What did Michael Jackson Name his Denim Store?

Billie Jeans

October is finally here...

Can somebody finally wake Billie joe Armstrong up? Sick of being reminded.

Billie joke, October is finally here...

What do you call a Billie Eilish doppelganger?

Billie Eil-ish

Which singer doesn't need fake eyelashes?

Billie Eilish.

Billie Ellish should see me in a crown

What do you call a redneck on opiates?

A pill billie

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What did Michael Jackson do when he was in the washroom?

He pulled down his Billie Jeans whipped out his Thriller and Beat It.

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