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What did they find under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billy's jeans
Michael Jackson should have opened a clothing line for pants.
He could have called it Billie Jeans.
Those prices are THRILLER!
No one can BEAT IT!
Kids pants would be half off there.
Billie Jean is not my lover
She just a girl who says that i am the one
But the kid is not my son.
He can stay over for the weekend though
What did Michael Jackson Name his Denim Store?
Billie Jeans
I made up my first ever successful joke (Imo)
How does Billy Jean pay for her drugs?
She uses Michael TransJacksons
What did Michael Jackson do when he was in the washroom?
He pulled down his Billie Jeans whipped out his Thriller and Beat It.
What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?
Your Billie Jeans
There was a Gay guy named Billy
Billy was dating a bisexual guy named Jordan. Recently, however, Jordan has started going to parties on Friday nights without inviting Billy. Billy, thinking that Jordan was ashamed of dating a guy, asks to go with him one day.
When they arrive at the bar, he notices that Jordan is not holding his hands like he usually does. When they walk in, a short, drunk blonde girl who wraps her arms around his waist. Jordan introduces the girl as Jean, who tells Billy that she's heard a lot about him. Billy wonders if he told her about their relationship and starts to get jealous. He tells Jordan that he's going to go home early.
Jordan follows him to the door and asks why he is leaving. Billy just says that he is not having fun and tells him to have fun with his "friend". Jordan realizes what this was all about and tells him that the girl was just someone he used to date. She recently had a child and he wanted to know whether the child was his or not.
Billy doesn't believe Jordan's story. He rolls his eyes and starts walking away again. However, Jordan stops him and looks him right in the eye. Then, he says, "Billy, Jean is not my lover. She's just some girl who said that I am the one. But the kid is not my son."
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