Billiards Jokes
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Why are Americans so bad at playing Billiard?
Because they always shoot the black ones first...
A guy goes to a New Year's Day party. There are hundreds of people, holiday music is playing.
A few groups of people are playing cards. Others are shooting billiards. Yet another group is sitting around a warm fire telling stories. Everyone seems to be having a wonderful time. Realizing he is hungry, the man gets in a large queue and starts chatting with an old friend. After many minutes go by, he realizes he is not in the food line at all. He asks his friend about if this is the right line. Oh, no, the friend said...
This is the punchline.
I hinted to my friend that if he wanted to improve his billiards game, he should get better equipment...
...sadly, he took my cue.
Why are police officers bad at Billiards?
They hit eight ball first because it was black.
The animals in the zoo are bored.
The snake says "I know, we can play billiards" The elephant scoffs "How. we don't have a table?" The snake explains they can do tricks, and the other animals judge them as to how many b**... they have sunk. So each animal does their best and the snake is winning, showing off he says to the elephant "Bet i can slither through your guts and out your a**..." With that he shoots up the elephant's trunk. The elephant quickly jams his trunk up his own a**... and says "Ha!.. You're snookered."
What's big and green, brown and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would certainly kill you?
A pool table... (A billiards table)
What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?
Billiards and Billiards
Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?
Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball
Why can't an autistic kid play billiards?
He can't pick up cues.
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