Billiard Balls Jokes
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Why are police officers bad at Billiards?
They hit eight ball first because it was black.
The animals in the zoo are bored.
The snake says "I know, we can play billiards" The elephant scoffs "How. we don't have a table?" The snake explains they can do tricks, and the other animals judge them as to how many b**... they have sunk. So each animal does their best and the snake is winning, showing off he says to the elephant "Bet i can slither through your guts and out your a**..." With that he shoots up the elephant's trunk. The elephant quickly jams his trunk up his own a**... and says "Ha!.. You're snookered."
Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?
Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball
I like my billiards like I like my women, in the kitchen...
Just kidding, ball in hand.
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