Billboard Jokes
38 billboard jokes and hilarious billboard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about billboard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready for a good laugh? Check out our collection of amusing billboard jokes! From church signs to commercial captions, this article will have you in stitches. Whether you're looking for a sign-inspired joke or a clever caption for your ad, you'll find it here. So, don't wait any longer and start reading!
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Funniest Billboard Short Jokes
Short billboard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The billboard humour may include short blackboard jokes also.
- How do you know justin bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
- I saw a billboard today that said, "Pregnant? You're not alone." I thought to myself, "Isn't that how it works?"
- I drove past a billboard promoting Niagara Falls as the tallest waterfall in the world... Turns out it was falls advertising.
- What do you call a Hobbit who works in advertising? Billboard Baggins
(From my son (9) who just finished Fellowship of the Ring and is well on his way to being a dad with jokes like this). - I was standing outside the gym... And there was a billboard that said: "OPEN 24/7!"
"That's not very helpful," I told myself. "July is ages away."
### - Did you hear about the man who had a billboard fall on his head? He took it as a sign from above.
- Saw a billboard in Rhode Island. "doesn't matter" . It was supposed to say "size doesn't matter" but the print was to big.
- The new industry slogan for people who design and create faux food for advertising in magazines, coupons, billboards, etc. "*We* fake it until you make it".
- Have you ever seen one of those billboards that just says "AVAILABLE" and a phone number? That's your mom's number.
- In school, we had a project to make a billboard for something we liked, so I made one for this sub. But the teacher gave me a zero because it was a reposterboard
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Billboard One Liners
Which billboard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with billboard? I can suggest the ones about letter board and notice board.
- I got called into my boss's office for a bad billboard I created It wasn't a good sign
- What do you call a committee made up entirely of people named William? A Billboard.
- How do billboards communicate? Sign language
- Saw a billboard today, urging me to DONATE Who is Nate?
- I had a dream about a billboard I can't remember what it said but I'm sure it's a sign.
- A billboard advertising a pie shop read... 'Just 3.14 miles away. '
- Which hobbit is really good at advertising? Billboard Baggins
- What would the Kardashians wear to dismantle a billboard? De-signer clothes
- What's billboard short for? William Board.
- Why did the billboard designer get fired? He didn't know sign language
- I think Billboard has got it all wrong on the hottest single of the year It should be me
- I'm just a burned out bulb on the billboard of life.
- I saw a huge billboard today It said:
"Hot shingles in your area waiting to get nailed!" - I once saw a billboard advertising a school for the blind Clearly I don't go there.
- A Buddhist billboard by the highway said: "The Buddha is NOT coming..."
Rib-Tickling Billboard Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about billboard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cartel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make billboard pranks.
I saw a billboard the other day for a sports team called the Chicago Fire.
it made me wonder just how long it takes before you can name a team after a tragedy.
it'd be like naming a football team "the New York Jets."
Jewish ad campaign
Old man Moskowitz was getting along in years. He decided to retire and let his 3 sons run the company (which manufactured a wide variety of nails). The sons thought they could increase market-share with some judicious billboard advertising.
Only a week later the old man was taking his usual Sunday drive in the country when he saw the first billboard ad. There it was - a picture of Christ on the Cross, with the caption: "Nails for Every Purpose. Use Moskowitz Nails."
The old man immediately met with his 3 sons to voice his concern. He explained that the backlash could be horrendous. The company could be ruined. The sons agreed to discontinue that ad.
A week later the old man was again taking his usual Sunday drive when he saw the second billboard ad. There it was - - a picture of the same cross, empty, with Christ crumpled on the ground below... and the caption: "Next Time Use Moskowitz Nails."
Goldberg opens a hardware store.
To advertise, he rents a billboard, puts up a picture of Jesus nailed to the cross, with the caption: They used Goldberg's nails.
His son, upon seeing this, exclaims to his father, You can't use that! It will cause antisemitism!"
So Goldberg exchanges it for a picture of Jesus's body laying on the ground, hands bloodied, with the caption: They didn't use Goldberg's nails.
The zoo
A man was walking around town when he noticed a billboard advertising the new zoo in town. He'd been hearing all about it, and since he had nothing better to do that day, he decided to check it out. Much to the man's surprise, when he got there, the only animal there was a single dog. It was a Shitzu.
Johnny was looking out the window, straining his eyes...
trying to read a billboard a half mile away. When his friend asked him what he was doing, Johnny said, "my mom says I can only go out and play if I have super vision".
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Two friends are driving through a town...
They see a billboard saying:
v**... + water = kidney problems;
r**... + water = liver problems;
Whiskey + water = heart issues;
Gin + water = brain damage;
Says one to the other dude, looks like there are some serious issues with water supply in this town
What kind of car did Jesus drive?
OK. I apologize in advance if you've already seen this one. it's an old joke from the 70's, when there was a gas crisis, and they posted this question on billboards around the South.
So, what's the answer? The answer is that no know knows what Jesus drove, but we know that his Father drove a Plymouth. How do we know? Because it says so right in the Bible. It clearly says that God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.
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How did the semi-literate blonde drown?
After years of seeing the billboards and flyers, she decided it was time to do her part to help shave the whales.
An Alabama cop is sitting behind a billboard on the highway doing radar.
Suddenly he sees a teenager in a Mustang fly by him doing 125mph in a 60mph zone.
He flips on his lights and goes after the kid finally catching up to him 2-miles down the road.
The cop walks up to the Mustang and says "Son, I been wait'n fer you all day!"
The kid replies "Sorry Officer, I got here as fast as I could!"
