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- Wow, Trump is making America great again... Aaron Hernandez is dead, Bill O'Reilly got fired. Trump is actually getting rid of the criminals and rapists!
- Did you hear about Bill O'Reilly? "He got fired from Fox News today"
"Oh really?"
"No, O'Reilly". - What makes Harvey Weinstein and Bill O'Reilly the same? They both made millions off fictional entertainment.
- If Bill O'Reilly and Barbara Walters got married what would they name the baby? Baba O'Reilly
- Bill O'Reilly is holding a lecture about nuclear physics. When he starts taking about bosons he warns his audience: "Caution: you're about to enter the no spin zone."
- Hilary Clinton, Bill O'Reilly and Brian Williams walk into a bar Well not necessarily a bar per se and they didn't actually walk in and they weren't together...Ok I made it all up
- What did the Fox News executives say to Bill O'Reilly after he was fired? The spin stops here.
- Why couldn't Bill O'Reilly tumble dry his clothes at the laundromat? Because it's a No Spin Zone.
- Which 3 US bills have to do with s**... harassment of women? Bill Cosby
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Bill Clinton - Defiant statement from Bill O'Reilly: "I didn't say I felt remorse when I tried to have s**... with my subordinates, I said that when I shower with one of them I falafel."
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- Brian Williams and Bill O'Reilly walk into a bar Or do they?
- Bill O'Reilly not returning to Fox You can't explain that
- Have you heard about Bill O'Reilly's new book? It's called "Killing a Career."
- Bill O'Reilly LET GO! That's what she said.
- What kind of s**... has Bill O'Reilly never had? [n**...] Consensual
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Now that he's unemployed, Bill O'Reilly should start a news show with Biden and Trump.
It'd be a real g**... Opera.
A guy arrives at the gates of heaven.
St. Peter welcomes him and gives him a tour of the main building. One of the room is filled with clocks.
St. Peter explains: "These clocks keep track of every lie someone deceased or still alive has ever made. For example, this is Mother Teresa's clock. The time is exactly midnight 0 minutes 3 seconds, which means she has lied three times in her life. Bill Cosby's clock just went forward a second, which means he just lied."
After some looking around, the guy says: "with all that's coming out recently, I was curious as to see how many lies Bill O'Reilly has said, but I can't seem to find his clock. Do you know where it is?"
To which St. Peter replies: "Oh, Jesus brought that one to his office. He uses it as a fan."
Bill O'Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer's pig while driving through the country.
O'Reilly tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer.
They drive up to the farm, and the chauffeur goes inside.
He is gone for a long time.
When the driver returns, he explains his long absence, "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife made me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses."
"Why were they so grateful?" O'Reilly asks.
The chauffeur replies, "I don't know. All I told him was that I was Bill O'Reilly's driver and I'd just killed the pig."