Bill Nye Jokes

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Funniest Bill Nye Short Jokes

Short bill nye jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bill nye humour may include short bill reilly jokes also.

  1. So Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby and Bill Nye all walk into a bar... They all finish their drinks and Nye says to the lady behind the bar I'll cover the tab these two will give you their tips.
  2. Today I found out that Bill Nye is just a stage name. His real name is William New Year's Eve.
  3. Why did Bill Nye handle the debate with Ken Ham so well? He has years of experience dealing with children who don't know a whole lot.
  4. Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Stephen Hawking, and Bill Nye walk into a bar. Neil and Bill look at Stephen Hawking and yell, "My God, Steven, you're cured!"
  5. What would Bill Nye the Science Guy be called if he were a fish? Bill Nye the Science Fish.
  6. I told my dad Bill Nye has a new show called Bill Nye Saves the World. He said, "by shutting up?"
  7. My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-s**... at 3AM... Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?
    Because of the Nye Quill.
  8. If a p**... had s**... with Bill Nye for free... would that be considered donating your body to science?

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Bill Nye One Liners

Which bill nye one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bill nye? I can suggest the ones about bill cosby and bill gates.

  1. Bill Nye Your mom's a guy
  2. When is Bill Nye called just Bill? When you de-Nye him.
  3. What does Bill Nye use to make his sizzurp? NyeQuil
  4. Bill Nye, The soviet spy
  5. One time Bill Nye forgot to stay hydrated
  6. What is Bill's favorite holiday? NYE
  7. Did you guys see Bill Nye's awesome Halloween costume? He dressed up as a real scientist.
  8. Who is the Ireland's favourite scientist? Bill Nye.
  9. Does Bill Nye always wear a bowtie? Seriously though?
  10. Why did Bill Nye c**... his car? Because inertia is a property of matter.

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