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A potato dad is talking to his potato daughters about who they want to marry.
The first daughter says, "Dad, I want to marry a Yukon Gold!" The dad replies "Honey, that's a great idea. Yukon Golds are renowned for their versatility and will make you very happy.
The second daughter says, "Dad, I want to marry a russet." Dad approves of this choice too, since russet potatoes are well-known for being good, traditional potatoes.
The third daughter then says "Dad, I want to marry Bill Maher!" Dad is flabbergasted, and exclaims, "But honey! He's just a common-tater!"
Bill Maher- Did you hear what happened at Starbucks?
They ordered two b**... to go.
I asked the Sears employee's how there store has been affected by the lockdown.
They said "what lockdown".
(Credit to Bill Maher)
"Comic books aren't important." -Bill Maher
"N**ger." -Bill Maher
What is the similarity between Hillary Clinton and a fruit?
Bill Maher would blow both.
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