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Short bill cosby jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bill cosby humour may include short bill murray jokes also.

  1. Bill Cosby enters in a bar ... ... i don't know what happens next because I suddenly woke up in a motel's room.
  2. What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a small fencing sword? One's a little rapier...
  3. This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby. When you wake up, you just know something bad happened.
  4. Bill Cosby's lawyer fell asleep during testimony... Apparently he and Bill had a lunch date earlier.
  5. What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house? Netflix and pill
  6. Why is Bill Cosby like the The wizard of oz? Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
  7. A lot of comedians these days have a major issue with 'woke' people Bill Cosby, for instance...
  8. What do Sigmund Freud and Bill Cosby have in common? They both explored the unconscious.
  9. How does Bill Cosby greet his date? Good night.
  10. What do Winds of Winter, Elder Scrolls 6, and Starfield all have in common? Bill Cosby was released before they were.

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Bill Cosby One Liners

Which bill cosby one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bill cosby? I can suggest the ones about bill reilly and bill clinton.

  1. Cardi B and bill Cosby walk into a bar... I don't remember the rest.
  2. Bill Cosby is going to have a new show Women Say the Darndest Things
  3. My girlfriend started reading Bill Cosby's biography... But it put her to sleep.
  4. How does a girl greet Bill Cosby on their 2nd date? "Nice to meet you"
  5. What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They don't come until you're asleep.
  6. What is Bill Cosby's favorite movie? Sleeping Beauty.
  7. Your momma is so ugly.... Bill Cosby gave her coffee.
  8. Yo Mama is so ugly If Bill Cosby found her unconscious he'd call the paramedics
  9. My Bill Cosby impression isn't that entertaining. It puts everyone to sleep.
  10. What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night? He finishes her drink
  11. What does bill Cosby and Santa have in common? They both only come when you're sleeping
  12. Why does bill Cosby like fliers Because their passed out
  13. How are Bill Cosby and Santa Claus similar They both only come when your sleeping
  14. Whats Bill Cosby's favorite Disney character? Sleeping beauty
  15. What do you call an i**... Italian immigrant? an imPASTA!

Bill Cosby Jello Jokes

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  • Apparently, Bill Cosby likes his women the way he likes his Jello Pudding... ...passed out cold.
  • Jello fired Bill Cosby. They said he was off-pudding.
  • Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O? Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
  • What is Bill Cosby's favourite Jello flavor? Grape
  • What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot? A Bill Cosby.
  • Bill Cosby's drink of choice used on victims... The jello shot.
  • What did Bill Cosby say when he called from jail? Jell-O from the other side!
  • How Do Bill Cosby's Ex-Girlfriends Spell Jell-O? J, E, L, L, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
  • Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies? He had Jello fever!
  • Did you hear about the Bill Cosby drink? The Cosby.....Its a jello shot with an ambien in it
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Hilarious Fun Bill Cosby Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

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Why would Bill Cosby make a great lawyer?

The proof is in the pudding

What did Bill Cosby say in response to his r**... allegations?

Kids say the darndest things.

Why does Thanksgiving feel like a date with Bill Cosby?

You wake up 3 hours later drowsy and wondering why you feel like you just got stuffed with dark meat

I heard Bill Cosby made a s**... tape....

Twice as strong as duct tape.

Bill Cosby is like Santa Claus

He comes while you're asleep.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Jeffrey d**...?

Jeremy Renner hasn't played Bill Cosby.

What's the difference between Gwyneth Paltrow and Bill Cosby?

One has conscious uncouplings while the other has unconscious couplings.

I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty...

turns out it was written by Bill Cosby.

Eddie Murphy Cosby joke - SNL joke controversy!

Eddie Murphy: But if you would have told me 30 years ago that I would be this boring, stay-at-home ... house dad and Bill Cosby would be in jail, even I would have took that bet.
Who is America's Dad now?

Bill Cosby walks into a bar

The rest is a blur!

Do you remember that time you met Bill Cosby?

Add another one to the list!

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better s**....

Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby

He sees you when you're sleeping,he knows when you're awake

A date with Bill Cosby

I asked Bill Cosby if I could dress up as him for Halloween...

He said no, but I'm just going to do it anyway.

What do you get when you see Bill Cosby in double-vision?


For 65million years the T-rex was the number one predator

Then came Bill Cosby

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a b**....

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Bill Cosby is a lot like Freddy Kruger. They both come in your nightmares.

Bill Cosby was charged with s**... assault

I guess the proof was in the pudding

What's Bill Cosby's New Favorite Snack?


"I like my women like I like my Stephen Hawkings...

...paralyzed and unable to talk." - Bill Cosby
I'll see myself out.

Bill Cosby's business card...

Sorry I missed you, I was in while you were out.

The answer is "preludes"

Name something Bill Cosby gives to nuns.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

So Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby and bill nye all walk into a bar...

They all finish their drinks and Nye says to the lady behind the bar I'll cover the tab these two will give you their tips.

What did Bill Cosby say when he was in a bar and he accidentally slipped a pill into one of those drinks you light on fire and then the bartender lit it on fire?

The roof', the roof', the roofies on fire!

While the Lord God put Adam to sleep to remove one rib

Bill Cosby put Eve to sleep to add twelve ribs

Bill Cosby likes his women like he likes his town cars...

Blacked out

Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie

He was gonna play Sandman.

Bill Cosby awarded another honorary degree from Boston University,

this time is was Anesthesiology.

Your mama is so ugly that when she met Bill Cosby

he made her espresso.

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.

— Bill Cosby

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Ask your friend "Would you have s**... with Bill Cosby." hopefully your friend says no then you respond with "Too bad you don't have a choice."

It turns out that Bill Cosby was actually drugging his dates' desserts, not their drinks.

The proof is in the pudding.

Which 3 US bills have to do with s**... harassment of women?

Bill Cosby
Bill O'reilly
Bill Clinton

Bill Cosby's defense rested after 6 minutes into the trial.

I guess they drank his Kool-Aid.

Bill Cosby is having a party to celebrate his hung jury.

There will be free drinks for all the ladies.

I suspected my wife cheated on me at a Bill Cosby's house party last night...

"No, I didn't have s**... with Bill Cosby"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure I'd remember having s**... with Bill Cosby!"

Bill Cosby, Anthony w**... and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar

Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"
Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve w**......"

Why is Bill Cosby so good at Fantasy drafts?

He always nails the sleepers

Bill: Ain't there someone else ya'll should be Weinstein yo' time on?

Harvey: Open bathrobes are just roomy, you know… Spacey.
Kevin: I choose to live as a gay man, so no woman can accuse me of Rattner out.
Brett: Hey, when I see a beautiful woman, I just Singer praises.
Bryan: Move along, no one gives Affleck about me.
Ben: Mine was just a little mistake. You need something at least a Sizemore.
Tom: It wasn't me! It was all Cosby drugs, man!

Garrison Keillor is twice the entertainer that Bill Cosby is.

Keillor even puts the men to sleep.

Bill Cosby was one of the greatest boxers...

He got 20 ko's and didn't even fight!

If Bill Cosby was one of the seven dwarfs which one would he be?


s**... with Bill Cosby is like watching Ghost Dad.

You'll fall asleep two minutes in, and won't want to admit it happened for the next 30 years.

Did you hear about Bill Cosby's new T.V. show?

It's called "Women say the darndest things. "

After his recent conviction for r**..., two schools stripped their honorary PhD's from Bill Cosby...

It's ok though, Michigan State just gave him another one.

Why does Bill Cosby cry during s**...?

Pepper spray.

Have you heard about Bill Cosby's new restaurant?

It's called Roofy Tuesday's.

Yale is rescinding Bill Cosby's honorary degree.

He still has his Doctorate of Applied Pharmaceuticals to fall back on.

Roseanne and Bill Cosby have at least one thing in common.

They can both blame the sleeping pills.

What do Bill Cosby and a burglar have in common?

They both wait until you're asleep, then come in the b**....

To quote all of Bill Cosby's victims:


Who is the odd one out between.... Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, Bill Cosby and the tooth fairy?

The Easter bunny, the rest only come when you are sleeping.

Some people are suggesting that Bill Cosby should have his honourary doctorate taken away.

But the man successfully anesthetized over 50 women, countless times. If anything he has done more to earn the title doctor" than ever before.

What cologne does Bill Cosby wear?


What's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney movie?

Sleeping Beauty

Audiences used to love him,

but now Bill Cosby puts people to sleep.

Bill Cosby on a date: "Why don't you slip into something more comfortable..."

…like a coma.

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