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Bill: I've just got back from a holiday in Poole. Ben: In Dorset?
Bill: I'd recommend it to anyone.
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Brits, Aussies, and Kiwis will most likely only get this:
Remember Bill and Ben, The Flowerpot Men?
One day, Bill says to Ben, "Flobadobglibglobbloobleglob!"
And Ben say, "If you loved me, you'd s**... that....."
In deference to his fame, Bill Cosby was jailed under a pseudonym.
There he is only known as 'Ben Dover'.
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Bill: Ain't there someone else ya'll should be Weinstein yo' time on?
Harvey: Open bathrobes are just roomy, you know… Spacey.
Kevin: I choose to live as a gay man, so no woman can accuse me of Rattner out.
Brett: Hey, when I see a beautiful woman, I just Singer praises.
Bryan: Move along, no one gives Affleck about me.
Ben: Mine was just a little mistake. You need something at least a Sizemore.
Tom: It wasn't me! It was all Cosby drugs, man!
Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) are in the bath...
Bill goes "Flob-a-dob-dob."
Ben says "That's really going to smell".
Ben Carson looks like he's doing an impression of...
Bill Cosby and one of his victims at the same time.
We all know how Bill cheated on Hillary with Monica Lewinsky.
Well, did you hear that Hillary cheated on Bill with somebody named Ben Ghazi?
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