Bilingual Jokes
53 bilingual jokes and hilarious bilingual puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bilingual that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the hilarity of bilingual jokes and the joy of laughing in two languages at once! Learn about the different styles of bilingual jokes and why they can be particularly fun and useful in multicultural, ESL, and bien settings.
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Funniest Bilingual Short Jokes
Short bilingual jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bilingual humour may include short spanish speaking jokes also.
- If someone who speaks three languages is called trilingual and someone who speaks two languages is called bilingual, what do you call someone who speaks only one language? American
- If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called? American.
- If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks three languages is trilingual, what do you call someone who speaks only one language? American.
- If you speak two languages you're bilingual, if you speak four languages you're quadrilingual, if you speak one language... you're American.
- If you speak three languages you are trilingual. If you speak two languages you are bilingual. But what do you call someone who speaks one language? American
- speak, three languages you are trilingual, two, bi-lingual, what do they call you if you only speak one language? American
- If you speak three languages you are trilingual, two languages bilingual and if you speak but one language you are... An American
- If you speak 3 languages you're trilingual; if you speak 2 languages you're bilingual If you speak 1 language you're American
- What do you call a person who speaks three languages Trilingual
What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages
Bilingual
What do you call a person who speaks 1 language
American - What do you call a person who knows 3 languages? Trilingual.
What do you call a person who knows 2 languages?
Bilingual.
What do you call a person who knows only one language?
American.
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Bilingual One Liners
Which bilingual one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bilingual? I can suggest the ones about spanish english and spanish language.
- What did the bilingual cow say? Oink
- What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken
- I rather be bisexual than bilingual It's easier on the tongue.
- All gamers are bilingual... They speak both English and Profanity.
- Every kid I have ever met has been bilingual. They all know English and gibberish.
- What do you call someone that goes down on both genders? Bilingual.
- It says here on your resume that you're bilingual? – Esyay, atthay isway orrectcay
Cheerful Fun Bilingual Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about bilingual you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean foreign language jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bilingual pranks.
A Czech lady told me this joke...
Her: "What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?"
Me: "Trilingual."
Her: "What do you a person who speaks two languages?"
Me: "Bilingual"
Her: "What do you call a person who speaks one language?"
Me: ??????
Her: AMERICAN!
What do call a peron who speaks many languages?
What do you call a person who can speak three languages - trilingual
What do you call a person who can speak two languages - bilingual
What do you call a person who can speak one language - an american
(ya I am really gonna get hate for this)
Why can't iron oxide get a date?
Porque es FeO
Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.
A person who knows two languages is called bilingual. Three or more languages; multilingual. What do you call someone who knows one?
American.
If someone who knows several languages is multi-lingual, someone who knows two is bilingual, what is a person who only knows one?
Average American
A Bilingual mexican dad was getting ready for work...
...and saw his son eating some cereal, but instead of milk there was a strange milk-like substance that smelled funny.
Dad: "what've you got there, son?"
Son: "cereal with soy milk."
Dad: "Hola Milk, soy tu padre!"
People who speak who speak 3 languages are trilingual
People who speak 2 languages are bilingual.
People who speak 1 language are Americans.
What do you call someone who can only speak one language?
What do you call a person who can speak two languages?
Bilingual.
And three languages?
Trilingual.
What do you call someone who can only speak one language?
American.
If you know three languages, you're trilingual. If you know two, you're just bilingual. If you know one...
...you're an American.
A person who knows three or more languages...
A person who knows three or more languages is called a "polyglot."
A person who knows two languages is called "bilingual."
What do you call a person who only knows one language?
"American."
Languages
Q: What do you call a man who speaks 2 languages?
A: Bilingual.
Q: What do you call a man who speaks 3 languages?
A: Trilingual.
Q: What do you call a man who speaks only one language?
A: An Englishman.
I'm trying to become bilingual
Does anyone know how to say "this is a pretty small orange" in mandarin?
There were three cats swimming across a river
Their names were un cat, deux cat, and t**... cat. Only un cat and deux cat made it across. Why? Because t**... quatre cinq.
(You probably don't get it if you're not English-French bilingual)
A person who speaks multiple languages is a polyglot. A person who speaks two languages is bilingual. A person who speaks only one language...
Is American.
A man from the US was staying in a Montreal hotel.
He noticed that when he turned on a tap that was labeled C, he got hot water. So, he called the manager to complain.
"Oh," explained the manager, "C stands for 'chaud', which is the French word for 'hot'."
"OK," said the American, "but the other one says C too."
"Bien sûr," replied the manager. "Montreal is a bilingual city."
If you overthrow the government in exactly seventeen syllables...
... is it a Hai-coup?
Technically a bilingual pun, hope that's not violating rule 8...
A person who speaks two languages is bilingual!
A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
What is a person who speaks one language?
An American.
My Spanish-speaking students got a kick out of this one.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
A: (Try to elicit responses..) Tri-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
A: (Many of them know this one) Bi-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
A: An American!
My Linguistics Professor walked up to me and said…
What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
Tri-lingual.
What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
Bi-lingual.
What do you call a person who speaks one language?
American.
Warning this is just a joke not to hurt anyones felling...
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
Me: bilingual.
Mexican friend: Someone who can speak three languages?
Me: Trilingual
Mexican friend: And four languages?
Me: multilingual?
Mexican friend: Someone who speaks one language?
Me: ????
Mexican friend: An American.
I once took a Spanish class with someone who wanted to start a bilingual train company.
Talk about a real loco motive.
Three mice
Three mice are being chased by a cat. The mice were cornered when one of the mice turned around and barked, "Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!" The surprised cat ran away scared. Later when the mice told their mother what happened, she smiled and said, "You see, it pays to be bilingual!"
As an American who only speaks English I can make this joke (it works better irl but whatever):
A: What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages?
B: Trilingual?
A: Yup! What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?
B: Bilingual.
A: Yes! What do you call someone who speaks one language?
B: Umm, unilingual?
A: No! American!
Jumping on the bandwagon: I wanna see if this Spanish joke is as funny to English speakers.
Q. What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
A. Bilingual
Q. What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
A. Trilingual
Q. What do you call someone who speaks many languages?
A. Polyglot
Q. What do you call someone who speaks one language?
A. American
The troubles of foreigners in Canada
A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.
"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'."
"Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."
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a bilingual joke (hope you like it)
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
If someone that speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone that speaks three languages is trilingual. What is someone that speaks one language?
American
If a person who speaks three languages is trilingual, and a person who speaks two languages is bilingual, what do you call a person who only speaks one language?
It doesn't matter. Just make sure it's not the language they speak beforehand
A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded
"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'."
"Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual what do you call some who speaks only one language?
American
Languages, what are they called?
Sorry if you've seen this one before, but here it goes:
What do you call someone who speaks three languages-Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks two languages-Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks one language?
A proud citizen of the United States of America…
What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
Trilingual.
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Bilingual.
What do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
