American.
American.
you're American.
American
A person who knows three or more languages is called a "polyglot."
A person who knows two languages is called "bilingual."
What do you call a person who only knows one language?
"American."
Trilingual
What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages
Bilingual
What do you call a person who speaks 1 language
American
Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
A: (Try to elicit responses..) Tri-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
A: (Many of them know this one) Bi-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
A: An American!
Trilingual.
What do you call a person who knows 2 languages?
Bilingual.
What do you call a person who knows only one language?
American.
What do you call a person who can speak two languages?
Bilingual.
And three languages?
Trilingual.
What do you call someone who can only speak one language?
American.
Trilingual.
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Bilingual.
What do you call someone who speaks one language?
American
American.
Does anyone know how to say "this is a pretty small orange" in mandarin?
Oink
American.
Porque es FeO
Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.
a bilingual chicken
What do you call someone that speaks three languages?
Trilingual!
What do you call someone that speaks two languages?
Bilingual!
What do you call someone that speaks one language?
American.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
... is it a Hai-coup?
Technically a bilingual pun, hope that's not violating rule 8...
Her: "What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?"
Me: "Trilingual."
Her: "What do you a person who speaks two languages?"
Me: "Bilingual"
Her: "What do you call a person who speaks one language?"
Me: ??????
Her: AMERICAN!
The sign reads: "HELP WANTED: We are an equal opportunity employer looking for someone good with computers, Word, Excel and is bilingual"
One day a dog walks up, sees the sign and goes inside. He looks at the receptionist, looks back at the sign and barks.
Figuring out what the dog came here for, the receptionist gets the office manager, who looks at the dog surprised. However, the dog looked so confident that the manager leads him into the office, where the dog jumps on a chair and looks at the manager. The manager sits down, looks back at the dog and says "I can't hire you, the sign says that you have to be able to use a computer and Word."
The dog jumps down, walks to a computer and begins to create a word document, drafting a letter for the manager. Caught off guard but unconvinced, the manager says "The sign also says you have to be good with excel."
The dog then goes on to create a perfect spreadsheet that works flawlessly the first time.
Dumb-founded, the manager looks at the dog and says "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog with some interesting abilities. However, I still can't hire you."
The dog jumps down and walks over to a copy of the sign, putting his paw on the phrase "Equal Opportunity Employer".
The manager says "Yes, we are an equal opportunity employer. However, the sign also says you need to be bilingual." The dog looks at the manager confidently and says, "Meow."
...you're an American.
A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
What is a person who speaks one language?
An American.
He noticed that when he turned on a tap that was labeled C, he got hot water. So, he called the manager to complain.
"Oh," explained the manager, "C stands for 'chaud', which is the French word for 'hot'."
"OK," said the American, "but the other one says C too."
"Bien sûr," replied the manager. "Montreal is a bilingual city."
Their names were un cat, deux cat, and trois cat. Only un cat and deux cat made it across. Why? Because trois quatre cinq.
(You probably don't get it if you're not English-French bilingual)
Me: bilingual.
Mexican friend: Someone who can speak three languages?
Me: Trilingual
Mexican friend: And four languages?
Me: multilingual?
Mexican friend: Someone who speaks one language?
Me: ????
Mexican friend: An American.
What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
Tri-lingual.
What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
Bi-lingual.
What do you call a person who speaks one language?
American.
Q: What do you call a man who speaks 2 languages?
A: Bilingual.
Q: What do you call a man who speaks 3 languages?
A: Trilingual.
Q: What do you call a man who speaks only one language?
A: An Englishman.
...and saw his son eating some cereal, but instead of milk there was a strange milk-like substance that smelled funny.
Dad: "what've you got there, son?"
Son: "cereal with soy milk."
Dad: "Hola Milk, soy tu padre!"
People who speak 2 languages are bilingual.
People who speak 1 language are Americans.
If someone who speaks 3 languages is trilingual, and someone who speaks 2 languages is bilingual, what do you call someone who speaks 1 language? … American!
Tri-lingual
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Bi-lingual
What do you call someone who speaks only one language?
American
An American.
Average American
I guess you could say I'm **bi-lingual** ...
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