Bilingual Jokes
41 bilingual jokes and hilarious bilingual puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bilingual that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the hilarity of bilingual jokes and the joy of laughing in two languages at once! Learn about the different styles of bilingual jokes and why they can be particularly fun and useful in multicultural, ESL, and bien settings.
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Funniest Bilingual Short Jokes
Short bilingual jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bilingual humour may include short spanish speaking jokes also.
- If someone who speaks three languages is called trilingual and someone who speaks two languages is called bilingual, what do you call someone who speaks only one language? American
- If you speak two languages you're bilingual, if you speak four languages you're quadrilingual, if you speak one language... you're American.
- I'm trying to become bilingual Does anyone know how to say "this is a pretty small orange" in mandarin?
- Why can't iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO
Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys. - If you overthrow the government in exactly seventeen syllables... ... is it a Hai-coup?
Technically a bilingual pun, hope that's not violating rule 8... - If you know three languages, you're trilingual. If you know two, you're just bilingual. If you know one... ...you're an American.
- I once took a Spanish class with someone who wanted to start a bilingual train company. Talk about a real loco motive.
- Thai-English bilingual Nintendo joke What does a Thai man say when he can't find the coffee mug from which he always drinks while customizing his avatar on his Nintendo Wii?
*Mai mii khap!* - Did you hear about the parrot who lives in a bilingual household? It speaks a pidgin language.
- The good thing about being bilingual... Is that you can haha and jaja in the same conversation
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Bilingual One Liners
Which bilingual one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bilingual? I can suggest the ones about spanish english and spanish language.
- What did the bilingual cow say? Oink
- What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken
- I rather be bisexual than bilingual It's easier on the tongue.
- All gamers are bilingual... They speak both English and Profanity.
- Every kid I have ever met has been bilingual. They all know English and gibberish.
- What do you call someone that goes down on both genders? Bilingual.
- It says here on your resume that you're bilingual? – Esyay, atthay isway orrectcay
Cheerful Fun Bilingual Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about bilingual you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean foreign language jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bilingual pranks.
A business was looking for office help and puts a sign on the window
The sign reads: "HELP WANTED: We are an equal opportunity employer looking for someone good with computers, Word, Excel and is bilingual"
One day a dog walks up, sees the sign and goes inside. He looks at the receptionist, looks back at the sign and barks.
Figuring out what the dog came here for, the receptionist gets the office manager, who looks at the dog surprised. However, the dog looked so confident that the manager leads him into the office, where the dog jumps on a chair and looks at the manager. The manager sits down, looks back at the dog and says "I can't hire you, the sign says that you have to be able to use a computer and Word."
The dog jumps down, walks to a computer and begins to create a word document, drafting a letter for the manager. Caught off guard but unconvinced, the manager says "The sign also says you have to be good with excel."
The dog then goes on to create a perfect spreadsheet that works flawlessly the first time.
Dumb-founded, the manager looks at the dog and says "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog with some interesting abilities. However, I still can't hire you."
The dog jumps down and walks over to a copy of the sign, putting his paw on the phrase "Equal Opportunity Employer".
The manager says "Yes, we are an equal opportunity employer. However, the sign also says you need to be bilingual." The dog looks at the manager confidently and says, "Meow."
A Czech lady told me this joke...
Her: "What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?"
Me: "Trilingual."
Her: "What do you a person who speaks two languages?"
Me: "Bilingual"
Her: "What do you call a person who speaks one language?"
Me: ??????
Her: AMERICAN!
What do call a peron who speaks many languages?
What do you call a person who can speak three languages - trilingual
What do you call a person who can speak two languages - bilingual
What do you call a person who can speak one language - an american
(ya I am really gonna get hate for this)
MURICANS
Those who speak 3 language are trilingual ,
Those who speak 2 language are bilingual
And those who speak one language are AMERICANS
If you're a polyglot, you speak 4+ languages, if you're trilingual you speak three languages, and if you're bilingual you speak two languages. What are you if you speak one language?
American
What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages?
Trilingual.
What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?
Bilingual.
What do you call someone who speaks 1 language?
French.
A person who knows three or more languages...
A person who knows three or more languages is called a "polyglot."
A person who knows two languages is called "bilingual."
What do you call a person who only knows one language?
"American."
Languages
Q: What do you call a man who speaks 2 languages?
A: Bilingual.
Q: What do you call a man who speaks 3 languages?
A: Trilingual.
Q: What do you call a man who speaks only one language?
A: An Englishman.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I can to talk to people that are straight and gay.
I guess you could say I'm **bi-lingual** ...
My Spanish-speaking students got a kick out of this one.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
A: (Try to elicit responses..) Tri-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
A: (Many of them know this one) Bi-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
A: An American!
Warning this is just a joke not to hurt anyones felling...
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
Me: bilingual.
Mexican friend: Someone who can speak three languages?
Me: Trilingual
Mexican friend: And four languages?
Me: multilingual?
Mexican friend: Someone who speaks one language?
Me: ????
Mexican friend: An American.
If a person speaks 3 languages, they're trilingual. If they speak 2 languages, they're bilingual. What if they speak 1 language?
They're american.
As an American who only speaks English I can make this joke (it works better irl but whatever):
A: What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages?
B: Trilingual?
A: Yup! What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?
B: Bilingual.
A: Yes! What do you call someone who speaks one language?
B: Umm, unilingual?
A: No! American!
If a person who speaks three languages is trilingual, and a person who speaks two languages is bilingual, what do you call a person who only speaks one language?
It doesn't matter. Just make sure it's not the language they speak beforehand
A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded
"This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked 'C' gave me boiling water."
"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."
"Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'."
"Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."
Languages, what are they called?
Sorry if you've seen this one before, but here it goes:
What do you call someone who speaks three languages-Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks two languages-Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks one language?
A proud citizen of the United States of America…
