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If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called?

American.

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If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks three languages is trilingual, what do you call someone who speaks only one language?

American.

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If you speak two languages you're bilingual, if you speak four languages you're quadrilingual, if you speak one language...

you're American.

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speak, three languages you are trilingual, two, bi-lingual, what do they call you if you only speak one language?

American

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A person who knows three or more languages...

A person who knows three or more languages is called a "polyglot."

A person who knows two languages is called "bilingual."

What do you call a person who only knows one language?

"American."

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages

Trilingual

What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages

Bilingual

What do you call a person who speaks 1 language

American

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My Spanish-speaking students got a kick out of this one.

Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
A: (Try to elicit responses..) Tri-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
A: (Many of them know this one) Bi-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
A: An American!

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual.
What do you call a person who knows 2 languages?
Bilingual.
What do you call a person who knows only one language?
American.

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What do you call someone who can only speak one language?

What do you call a person who can speak two languages?

Bilingual.

And three languages?

Trilingual.

What do you call someone who can only speak one language?

American.

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What do you call someone who speaks three languages?

Trilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Bilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks one language?

American

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If somebody who speaks three languages is trilingual, and somebody who speaks two languages is bilingual, what do you call somebody who speaks only one language?

American.

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I'm trying to become bilingual

Does anyone know how to say "this is a pretty small orange" in mandarin?

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What did the bilingual cow say?

Oink

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A person who knows two languages is called bilingual. Three or more languages; multilingual. What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO

Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

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What do you call someone that speaks three languages?

What do you call someone that speaks three languages?

Trilingual!

What do you call someone that speaks two languages?

Bilingual!

What do you call someone that speaks one language?

American.

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Warning this is just a joke not to hurt anyones felling...

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

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If you overthrow the government in exactly seventeen syllables...

... is it a Hai-coup?

Technically a bilingual pun, hope that's not violating rule 8...

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A Czech lady told me this joke...

Her: "What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?"

Me: "Trilingual."

Her: "What do you a person who speaks two languages?"

Me: "Bilingual"

Her: "What do you call a person who speaks one language?"

Me: ??????

Her: AMERICAN!

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A business was looking for office help and puts a sign on the window

The sign reads: "HELP WANTED: We are an equal opportunity employer looking for someone good with computers, Word, Excel and is bilingual"

One day a dog walks up, sees the sign and goes inside. He looks at the receptionist, looks back at the sign and barks.

Figuring out what the dog came here for, the receptionist gets the office manager, who looks at the dog surprised. However, the dog looked so confident that the manager leads him into the office, where the dog jumps on a chair and looks at the manager. The manager sits down, looks back at the dog and says "I can't hire you, the sign says that you have to be able to use a computer and Word."

The dog jumps down, walks to a computer and begins to create a word document, drafting a letter for the manager. Caught off guard but unconvinced, the manager says "The sign also says you have to be good with excel."

The dog then goes on to create a perfect spreadsheet that works flawlessly the first time.

Dumb-founded, the manager looks at the dog and says "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog with some interesting abilities. However, I still can't hire you."

The dog jumps down and walks over to a copy of the sign, putting his paw on the phrase "Equal Opportunity Employer".

The manager says "Yes, we are an equal opportunity employer. However, the sign also says you need to be bilingual." The dog looks at the manager confidently and says, "Meow."

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If you know three languages, you're trilingual. If you know two, you're just bilingual. If you know one...

...you're an American.

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A person who speaks two languages is bilingual!

A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
What is a person who speaks one language?
An American.

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A man from the US was staying in a Montreal hotel.

He noticed that when he turned on a tap that was labeled C, he got hot water. So, he called the manager to complain.

"Oh," explained the manager, "C stands for 'chaud', which is the French word for 'hot'."

"OK," said the American, "but the other one says C too."

"Bien sรปr," replied the manager. "Montreal is a bilingual city."

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There were three cats swimming across a river

Their names were un cat, deux cat, and trois cat. Only un cat and deux cat made it across. Why? Because trois quatre cinq.

(You probably don't get it if you're not English-French bilingual)

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What do you call a person who speaks two languages?

Me: bilingual.

Mexican friend: Someone who can speak three languages?

Me: Trilingual

Mexican friend: And four languages?

Me: multilingual?

Mexican friend: Someone who speaks one language?

Me: ????

Mexican friend: An American.

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My Linguistics Professor walked up to me and saidโ€ฆ

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Tri-lingual.

What do you call a person who speaks two languages?

Bi-lingual.

What do you call a person who speaks one language?

American.

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Languages

Q: What do you call a man who speaks 2 languages?

A: Bilingual.

Q: What do you call a man who speaks 3 languages?

A: Trilingual.

Q: What do you call a man who speaks only one language?

A: An Englishman.

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A Bilingual mexican dad was getting ready for work...

...and saw his son eating some cereal, but instead of milk there was a strange milk-like substance that smelled funny.

Dad: "what've you got there, son?"

Son: "cereal with soy milk."

Dad: "Hola Milk, soy tu padre!"

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People who speak who speak 3 languages are trilingual

People who speak 2 languages are bilingual.

People who speak 1 language are Americans.

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Lingual

If someone who speaks 3 languages is trilingual, and someone who speaks 2 languages is bilingual, what do you call someone who speaks 1 language? โ€ฆ American!

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What do you someone who speaks three languages?

Tri-lingual

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?


Bi-lingual

What do you call someone who speaks only one language?

American

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Someone that knows three languages is multilingual. Someone that knows two languages is bilingual. So what do you call someone that only knows one language?

An American.

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If someone who knows several languages is multi-lingual, someone who knows two is bilingual, what is a person who only knows one?

Average American

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I can to talk to people that are straight and gay.

I guess you could say I'm **bi-lingual** ...

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