bilbo Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious bilbo puns

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Bilbo wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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What do you get when Gandalf and Bilbo are your network engineers?

A Tolkien Ring Network

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Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning, and find that a Tesco had been built right next to his house

It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area

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Bilbo Baggins has passed away whilst still erect

I guess _old hobbits die hard_

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Why did Bilbo die with an erection?

Old hobbits die hard.

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Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to Don't Stop Believing.

It was an unexpected Journey.

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Whenever I take out the trash I always say to my wife bilbo

That way she knows to put a new baggins

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Bilbo was surprised to wake up one morning and find a Tesco had been built outside his house...

It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area

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Just bought the extended version of The Hobbit.

Bilbo is 7' 6" now.

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Bilbo Baggins turns on the radio.

After a lengthy commercial break, the DJ suddenly jumps right into a new song.

"Just a small town girl..."

Bilbo was surprised, and delighted: this was unexpected Journey.

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Who should have played Bilbo?

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings? Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Did I tell you about the time Bilbo Baggins woke up to "Don't Stop Believing" on the radio?

It was an unexpected Journey.

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What do you get when you mix Frodo, Bilbo and a cyborg police officer?

Frobo Cop.

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How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard.

(Just a different Punchline)

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

because old hobbits die hard..

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Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning and find a Tescos had been built next to his house

It was an unexpected item in the Baggind area

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The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They are the Token white guys.

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what are your hobbies?

Mmm... Sam, Bilbo and Frodo.

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What does Cowboy Bilbo Baggins say to his wizard friend as he sets out for a Himalayan adventure?

Mao-uhns, Gandalf, I need MAO-UHNS!

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What are the best Bilbo puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Bilbo? Well, here are the best jokes about Bilbo to have fun with.

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