Bikini Jokes

Funniest Bikini Short Jokes

Short bikini jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bikini humour may include short bathing suit jokes also.

1. When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body, but I'm so polite... ...I only look at the covered parts.
2. When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
3. A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't.
4. When women wear a bikini, they expose 90% of their bodies..... Men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
5. Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
   Edit- This is a famous quote by Aaron Levenstein. A Professor told this to a friend.
6. When a woman wears a bikini, they leave 90% of their body exposed. Men, being the gentlemen that we are, only look at the other 10%.
7. When wearing a bikini women show 90% of their body. Men are really polite to only look at the covered parts.
8. Statistics is like a bikini on a beautiful woman... ... what it reveals is exciting; what it hides is vital.
9. My dad once told me that essays are like bikinis ... Big enough to cover the subject, but small enough to keep it interesting.
10. When wearing a bikini, a woman reveals 90 % of her body Men are so polite that they only look at the covered part.

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Bikini One Liners

Which bikini one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bikini? I can suggest the ones about swimming trunk and underwear.

1. Pro-Tip: If a girl in a hot bikini DMs you about crypto Ignore him.
2. Bikinis reveal 95% of a woman's body. Men are so polite they only look at covered areas.
3. Stastistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is interesting; what they hide is critical
4. I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit It was a lamb Bikini
5. What do you call a bikini you wear to the zoo? A zucchini.
6. I tried using Gorilla Tape for my bikini wax. It was a total rip-off.
7. I saw a sheep in a swimsuit driving a car yesterday it was a Lamb Bikini
8. Bikini Waxing What a rip off.
9. Have you seen the new clear plastic bikinis? They're worth looking into.
10. I just read an article on the bikini... it's two parts and pretty revealing.
11. Would an unfulfilled beer ad bikini model... be known as a sadder Budweiser girl?
12. The bikini barrista I ordered from today spit in my coffee. Only cost me a $1 extra.
13. What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist? An illumi-hotty!
14. What do you call it when a female police officer shaves her bikini line? Constable Care.
15. What do you call a mad Irishman in Bikini Bottom? A Krabby Patty.

Bikini Body Jokes

Here is a list of funny bikini body jokes and even better bikini body puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Bikini exposes up to 90% of the female body... ...but men are so classy we only look at the covered 10%
• When a woman wears a bikini, she has 90 percent of her body exposed Men, being the gentleman that we are, only look at the other 10 percent. (Hopefully not a repost)
• A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
• Women expose 90% of their body when wearing a bikini Men are nice enough to only look at the covered parts
• Did you know that when a woman wears a bikini, 90% of the body is exposed? But men are so classy that they only stare at the 10% that's covered
• The gentleman While wearing a bikini girls only expose 90% of their bodies but the gent only look at the 10% of their covered body
• Women reveal 90% of their bodies when they wear bikinis... And they've never thanked men for courteously only looking at the covered parts.

Bikini Wax Jokes

Here is a list of funny bikini wax jokes and even better bikini wax puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When I see Donald Trump I get the same thought in my head as I get after a particularly painful bikini wax.
  Bush wasn't that bad.
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• Trump is beginning to be like a bikini wax... all of a sudden, having Bush wasn't so bad...
• What did the hot girl say when she was overcharged for her bikini wax? That was a rip off!
• Did you hear about the woman who does bikini waxing? She says she has done about a Brazilian of them!!!!
• How much does a bikini wax cost? A Brazilian dollars.
• How many hairs get yanked out every time I get a bikini line wax job? Like, a Brazilian.
• Did you hear about the woman who gave her kids a bikini wax? Her legacy was t**....

Bikini Bottom Jokes

Here is a list of funny bikini bottom jokes and even better bikini bottom puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• SpongeBob Wait, I just realised something. SpongeBob lives in bikini bottom, and he's absorbent: oh no...
• What do you call somebody an STD infested Irish man who lives in bikini bottom? A crabby patty!
• If SpongeBob is absorbent and lives in bikini bottom then I'm pretty sure that makes him a t**...
• Message to SpongeBob: You live in Bikini Bottom, and you're super absorbant...
  Face it; you're a t**...
• What's Jared Fogle's favorite place in Bikini Bottom? w**... Hut Jr's

Fun-Filled Bikini Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about bikini you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean panties jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bikini pranks.