Bikini Bottom Jokes
7 bikini bottom jokes and hilarious bikini bottom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bikini bottom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Bikini Bottom Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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If SpongeBob is absorbent and lives in bikini bottom
then I'm pretty sure that makes him a t**...
SpongeBob
Wait, I just realised something. SpongeBob lives in bikini bottom, and he's absorbent: oh no...
Message to SpongeBob:
You live in Bikini Bottom, and you're super absorbant...
Face it; you're a t**...
What do you call a mad Irishman in Bikini Bottom?
A Krabby Patty.
What do you call somebody an STD infested Irish man who lives in bikini bottom?
A crabby patty!
What's Jared Fogle's favorite place in Bikini Bottom?
w**... Hut Jr's
A young couple were on their honeymoon . . .
. . . and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim, and the bride donned a new bikini that she had recently purchased. As she swam and splashed around in the pool, she soon discovered that the bikini was to large, and the top and bottom kept coming off. As they were the only ones in the pool, she and her husband would laugh and playfully retrieve the bikini from the pool's bottom.
That evening they dressed for dinner and headed to their hotel's elegant restaurant, where they were seated next to a huge aquarium. Strangely, the aquarium was devoid of any aquatic life.
When the bride asked their waiter why the aquarium had no fish in it, he smiled broadly and said, "That's not an aquarium...that's the swimming pool!"
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