Bikini Body Jokes

Funniest Bikini Body Short Jokes

Short bikini body jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bikini body humour may include short bikini jokes also.

1. When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body, but I'm so polite... ...I only look at the covered parts.
2. When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
3. A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't.
4. When women wear a bikini, they expose 90% of their bodies..... Men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
5. When a woman wears a bikini, they leave 90% of their body exposed. Men, being the gentlemen that we are, only look at the other 10%.
6. When wearing a bikini women show 90% of their body. Men are really polite to only look at the covered parts.
7. When wearing a bikini, a woman reveals 90 % of her body Men are so polite that they only look at the covered part.
8. The Bikini exposes up to 90% of the female body... ...but men are so classy we only look at the covered 10%
9. When a woman wears a bikini, she has 90 percent of her body exposed Men, being the gentleman that we are, only look at the other 10 percent. (Hopefully not a repost)
10. A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

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Bikini Body One Liners

Which bikini body one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bikini body? I can suggest the ones about bathing suit and ripped body.

1. Bikinis reveal 95% of a woman's body. Men are so polite they only look at covered areas.

Bikini Body Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bikini body you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean body shape jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bikini body pranks.