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Biking Jokes

39 biking jokes and hilarious biking puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about biking that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover a collection of hilarious biking jokes to make any bicyclist tyred! With jokes about dirt biking, downhill biking, and mountain biking, there's a joke for every type of biker! Read on and get your funny on with these cracking jokes.

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Funniest Biking Short Jokes

Short biking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The biking humour may include short riding bike jokes also.

  1. Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why. He said "inflation"
  2. Why do anti-vaxxers not lock their bikes? Because they know someone whose locked bike was still stolen.
  3. I keep getting hit by the same bike, at the same time and place, day after day... It's a vicious cycle.
  4. Two nuns went on a bike ride... ...and one says to the other, as they turn down a side street
    "I've never come this way before!"
    And the other replies
    "yes! It's the cobblestones!"
  5. What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs? The bikings.
  6. My 9 year old just told me this one and I had to share. What's the hardest part about learning to ride a bike. The pavement.
  7. The saddest thing in the world is a child's cry after their bike is stolen So I try to pedal away as fast as I can.
  8. I saw a black guy riding a bike near my house yesterday I thought it was mine. So I checked the garage and it was still chained up, asking for food.
  9. Two nuns are riding down a street on bikes One says to the other "I've never come this way before."
    The other smiles and says "neither have I. Must be the cobblestones."
  10. When I was young, I used to pray to the Lord everyday to give me a bike. But then I realised it doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me.

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Biking One Liners

Which biking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with biking? I can suggest the ones about cycling and bicycle riding.

  1. My girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of my bike. I rode on, ruthlessly.
  2. Just got a bike for my wife. It was a good trade.
  3. Every single morning I get hit by the same bike It's a vicious cycle.
  4. Why didn't the bike go to the car show? Because he was two tired.
  5. A bike in town keeps running me over It's a vicious cycle
  6. I keep falling off my bike. It's a vicious cycle.
  7. What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop? A spokesperson.
  8. How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?
  9. How many adhd kids does it take to change a light bulb? LETS GO RIDE BIKES
  10. I like my women like I like my bikes. Chained up and locked down in my garage.
  11. My dog used to chase people on a bike It got so bad I had to take his bike away
  12. how many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? hey let's go ride our bikes
  13. Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't. He fell off your bike.
  14. What do they do with the bikes at the end of the Tour de France? They recycle them.
  15. My dog used to chase after people on bike So I took the bike away from him.

Mountain Biking Jokes

Here is a list of funny mountain biking jokes and even better mountain biking puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill... ...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly.
  • Dad! You can strike out the mountain bike on my wish list for christmas! Just found a brand new one in the basement!!!
  • Why is there so much blood when I'm on my cycle? I'm never mountain biking again.
  • A man meets a woman at a bar and invites her back to his place... She says "I'm on my menstrual cycle".
    He replies "Perfect! You can follow me on my mountain bike".
  • What do you call a person who rides a mountain bike with smooth street tires? A bicyc-sual.
  • I went mountain biking around around Iceland with a mate once... we got kicked out of the shop not long after though.

Dirt Biking Jokes

Here is a list of funny dirt biking jokes and even better dirt biking puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My friend walked in the room just moments after I was making fun of his dirt bike. His ears must have been ringinginginging.
  • Your mama is so dirty Her c**... have dirt bike races.
Biking joke, Your mama is so dirty

Biking joke, Your mama is so dirty

The Funniest Biking Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about biking you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bikes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make biking pranks.

Two engineer students were biking across campus.

One said to the other, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Understanding Engineers

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one
said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer
replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business,
when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground,
took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first
engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably
wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Two nuns are biking back to their convent

after a long day out nunning about in the community.
They take a different route than normal, and after a while, one says to the other: "You know, I've never come this way before."
The other replies: "Yes, it must be the cobblestones"

Two nuns are biking down a cobblestone path...

...when one nun says to the other, "I've never come this way before."
The other nun replies, "Must be the cobblestones."

Ever since I was a kid I wanted to be good enough at skating, biking, surfing, or running to be chosen to represent a brand like Nike, Red Bull, or Under Armour. Recently the pandemic has allowed me to double down on recreation and hone my craft, and I finally got a sponsor.

Thanks Alcoholics Anonymous!

what do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders

Biking

What do a bisexual monarch and a cycling enthusiast have in common?

Biking

A group of nuns are biking one day...

and every bump they hit they all giggle. Finally the head nun turns around and yells, "Ladies, if you don't stop that laughing we're going to have to put the seats back on!"

A friend of mine gave me an expensive bottle of scotch, I was afraid of dropping it so I drank the entire bottle immediately.

Good thing I drank it because I fell seven times when biking home that night.

I am proud to be a racist.

100 meters, 10ks, marathons...you name it, they're better than biking.

Every time I go biking I find tools on the road.

Most of them are driving cars.

What do you call a medieval ruler who frequently says farewell, is attracted to both genders, rides a motorcycle, and originates from Scandinavia?

A biking

I was biking to work today and someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!

I'm ok though. The injuries were super fish oil.

A nuclear physicist is convinced he can win the Tour de France

He says biking is just a chain reaction.

Biking joke, A nuclear physicist is convinced he can win the Tour de France