Biggie Jokes

Funniest Biggie Short Jokes

Short biggie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The biggie humour may include short big mama jokes also.

1. A friend told me that there is a place the celebrities go after they fake their deaths. Michael Jackson is there. Elvis. Tupac. I thanked him for telling me about this
   He replied "No Biggie."
2. Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead? - Tupac
   - Biggie Smalls
   - Eazy E
   - Meek Mills
3. "It's no biggie" I can't tell if they are trying to make me feel better or insulting my manhood on the first date.
4. Not To Brag Or Anything... I live near where Notorious B.I.G. was born and raised. Just a short walk over and I'm in front of his house. Took a picture. No biggie.
5. Before he was famous Biggie Smalls to friend: I'm the greatest rapper of all time. Nobody can match my skills. Not even you.
   Friend: wow, big ego.
6. I was asked earlier how i felt about the assassination of east sides most notorious rapper I responded ehh no biggie
7. Why was Biggie mad at 2Pac? It all started when 2pac innocently said, "Yeah, sure, it's cool, invite all the rappers to my party, no biggie."
8. What did Biggie Smalls say to the restaurant host? Gimme The Booth!
9. I forgot to add Junior Mafia to my hip hip playlist Oh well. No Biggie
10. What does one say after shooting notorious big? No biggie.

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Biggie One Liners

Which biggie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with biggie? I can suggest the ones about big dog and bigger.

1. What did Tupac say when his best friend died? No Biggie.
2. Why was Biggie hungry at school? He forgot Tupac his lunch!
   *knee slap*
3. Apparently, someone stole a few of my Rap CDs. Oh well, no biggie.
4. What did the person who killed Notorious BIG say afterwards? No biggie.
5. Why did Diddy shoot Biggie? He wanted to smoke a fat one
6. Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones? They were just 2G's
7. So I accidentally got a tupac album but it's no biggie
8. What did Jay Z say when his friend died? No Biggie.
9. What did Biggie say when he first saw a map of the United States? WHERE BROOKLYN AT
10. Something just bit my toe. No biggie...
11. Someone has stolen my favourite rap CD. Oh well, no Biggie.
12. Someone said that the current hip-hop genre is dead. I say it's cool though.
    No biggie.
13. What did biggie smalls say to the bard? Gimme the lute
14. I killed 2pac. Y'know, no Biggie.
15. What did Christopher Wallace say when he was mistaken for Tupac? No biggie.

Biggie Smalls Jokes

Here is a list of funny biggie smalls jokes and even better biggie smalls puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If Eminem and Biggie Smalls had a child, what would he be called? Thick "Not so Slim" Shady
• I just thought of a gay pick up line... "Would you be the Puff Daddy to my Biggie Smalls?"
• What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin? One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the r**....

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What funny jokes about biggie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean big man jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make biggie pranks.