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Biggest Mistake Jokes

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A husband asks his wife, 'Honey, can you tell me anything that makes me happy and sad at the same time?

The wife thinks for a moment and says, 'Of all your friend's, yours is the biggest one'
(Sorry if I made any mistake, I tried to translate it from my mother tongue)

According to 'The Hobbit', Gollum was once a normal man.

The biggest mistake he made was putting on that ring, which drained him of his youth, vitality, and energy.
I got one of those when I was married.

How to get a job...

Interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?"
Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes"
Interviewer: "Oh, why's that?"
Interviewee: "I never make any"

A man in France was arrested today for using his car to run down a pedestrian he thought was o**... bin Laden.

Even though it was a mistake, it still ranks as France's biggest military victory.

I got a girl pregnant in high school.

Her son grew to be 6 foot 7 (200 cm). Biggest mistake I ever made.

My friend got a girl pregnant when they were in high school. Their son grew to be 6 feet 7 inches tall.

Biggest mistake they ever made.

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

Jared's biggest mistake

Do you know what Jared's biggest mistake was?
Losing enough weight to where could actually catch the little fellas

i asked my grandpa what was one of his biggest mistakes he wish he could take back

he pointed at my grandma then at me then he left.

What was the biggest mistake of the Bush administration?

Not pulling out

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