Biggest Fear Jokes
41 biggest fear jokes and hilarious biggest fear puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about biggest fear that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Biggest Fear Short Jokes
Short biggest fear jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The biggest fear humour may include short worst nightmare jokes also.
- My biggest fear, when I first started dating, was meeting the girl's father. But I mainly dated black girls, so it was never really an issue.
- My biggest fear used to be dying alone but thanks to Trump, I know it'll be in a camp, surrounded by other minorities.
- What are the two biggest fears of Russian military? That the Chinese learn how to fight like the Finns, or that the Finns learn how to breed like the Chinese.
- Why Did You Become A Bus Driver? Why did you become a bus driver?
To overcome my biggest fear.
Driving?
Dying alone. - One of my biggest fears is getting married. I hear that 50% of all marriages... ...last forever.
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Biggest Fear One Liners
Which biggest fear one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with biggest fear? I can suggest the ones about irrational fear and afraid.
- What's a fat ghost's biggest fear? Being excercised
- What's a Paralympian's biggest fear? Testing positive for WD-40.
- What is a cannibal comedian's biggest fear? A tough crowd.
- What's a crips biggest fear? A blood test.
- My biggest fear is Santa I think I might have Clausophobial
- What is Julian Assange's biggest fear? Having the fire alarm go off.
- What is an insect live streamer's biggest fear A "flyswatter"
- What is Minecraft stalker's biggest fear? Getting blocked.
- What's an assassin's biggest fear? A needle.
- What's a crack addict's biggest fear? Denuvo.
- What is a test tube baby's biggest fear? Dingos with straws....!! 😆
- What's s**... b**...' biggest fear? Dying alone
- My biggest fear is racists. And b**....
- What is the church music director's biggest fear? c**... on their o**....
Biggest Fear Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about biggest fear you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fear of bad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make biggest fear pranks.
Teacher: children, what's your biggest fear?
Tom (5): snakes!
Emily (6): lions!
Stanley (5): the unbelievable senselessness of life, and that we will all die a terrible death in our nightmares!
Lilly (6): Stanley!
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What is a Jewish conspiracy theorists biggest fear?
The Illumi-n**....
😂Thought of this while driving yesterday...so it's original as far as I know
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One of my biggest fears is to have my ankles cut
It just sounds like it'd hurt no matter how you slice it
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The fear of having, seeing, or thinking about an e**... is called ithyphallophobia.
And that's the biggest mouthful those people will have to worry about.
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s**... After Death
A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, 'Judy ..Judy.':
'Is that you, Steve?'
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
That's wonderful! What's it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have s**... I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have s**... again, bathe in the warm sun and then have s**... a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have s**... the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more s**... until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.'
'Oh, Steve you surely must be in Heaven!'
'Not exactly . I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.'
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s**... After Death
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is s**... after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
"Marion .... Marion"
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have s**.... I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have s**... again, bathe in the warm sun and then have s**... a couple of more times.. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have s**... the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more s**... until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep, and then, the next day it starts all over again!
"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
"No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere in South Carolina.
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Reincarnation.
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is s**... after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact:
"Marion... Marion"
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have s**..., breakfast and then it's off to the golf course then I have s**... again, bathe in the warm sun, then have s**... a couple of more times."
"Then I have lunch (You'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have s**... the rest of the afternoon."
"After supper it's back to the golf course again, then it's more s**... until late at night, where I catch some much needed sleep, and then the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"
"No...! I'm a rabbit in Arizona!"
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, “Mary. Mary.”
“Is that you, Fred?”
“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”
“What’s it like?”
“Well, I get up in the morning, I have s**..., I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have s**..., I bathe in the sun, and then I have s**... twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then s**... pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have s**... until late at night. The next day it starts again.”
“Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven.”
“Not exactly, I’m a sheep in Wales.”