Bigfoot Jokes
55 bigfoot jokes and hilarious bigfoot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bigfoot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bigfoot Short Jokes
Short bigfoot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bigfoot humour may include short yeti jokes also.
- I've seen aliens. I've seen Bigfoot. I've even fed a few fish to the Lochness Monster. But I still have never seen a bmw driver use his turn signals.
- Bigfoot is like a father to me... ... I've only ever seen him in photos, never in real life.
- Bigfoot is the best role model Even when no one believes in him, he probably still believes in himself.
- Most people don't believe in Bigfoot. But I do. I think he can do anything he puts his mind to, if he tries hard enough.
- What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? There have been reported sightings of bigfoot
- When Bigfoot made love to Scarlett Johansson we expected him to brag about it. Yeti remained humble.
- I'm having trouble focusing on my work said the bigfoot photographer.
- My girlfriend is like Bigfoot She hasn't been found yet but I have faith she's still out there.
- Did you guys see that episode of Finding Bigfoot last night? [SPOILERS] They didn't find Bigfoot.
- What do u call a female Bigfoot? Snatchsquatch
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Bigfoot One Liners
Which bigfoot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bigfoot? I can suggest the ones about ancestry and researchers.
- People always ask where is Bigfoot? But never ask How is Bigfoot? Yeti never complains
- Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch... yeti never complains..
- Why is is that you only see bigfoot in America Because you see bigmeters everywhere else
- What do they call Bigfoot in Europe? Bigmeter.
- What did Bigfoot say when Sasquatch asked if he was ready to leave? Not Yeti.
- Bigfoot sometimes gets called Sasquatch. Yeti never complains
- What would you call Bigfoot if he were female? Snatchsquatch.
- Bigfoot commonly gets mistaken for a sasquatch. Yeti never complains.
- What does Bigfoot do at the gym? Sasquats
- Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist. - What's the difference between Bigfoot and Amber Heard ? Bigfoot won't sh*t in your bed.
- What do you call Bigfoot when he has an attitude? A sass-squatch.
- What does Bigfoot do to keep his glutes in shape? Sasquats
- What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot? A Susquatch.
- What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive? A big toe-truck
Silly & Ridiculous Bigfoot Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about bigfoot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean extraterrestrial jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bigfoot pranks.
Bigfoot walks into a bar..
The bartender is no longer able to discern reality and spends the rest of his life in a mental institution.
Best New Reality Show
Amish,Midget,Moonshiners, search for Bigfoot
I don't believe in Bigfoot
Because he never believed in me. I'd scan the crowd at my school recitals and always saw that one empty seat.
Everyone on the planet is chasing imaginary monsters with their phone
But when I do it I need to "grow up" and "quit looking for Bigfoot."
A barber, a hairdresser, and bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Where does big-foot keep his g**...?
In his sascrotch!
Bigfoot is like the g**... of the Forrest.
No one can find him.
I took off into the woods last night to do some soul-searching...
I found Bigfoot, but no soul.
Yo mama so hairy
She accidentally guest starred on Finding Bigfoot
How does Bigfoot know what time it is?
His Sasquatch
I'm watching Finding Bigfoot
Spoiler alert: They didn't find him.
What do you get when bigfoot stomps on your garden?
Squash
What is Bigfoots favorite exercise?
Sasquats.
Yo mama's so hairy, when she goes camping
Bigfoot tries taking pictures of her
Researchers say Bigfoot was finally discovered and captured on a mountain trail recently. Despite it's enormous size, it proved easy to capture due it's very low intelligence. The head researcher was shocked by just how fat and dumb it was. The beast will be held in captivity for a while.
In related news, your mom won't be returning from her hike anytime soon.
Do you know the real reason Bigfoot is so good at hiding?
...he owes Chuck Norris money
