Big Spoon Jokes
15 big spoon jokes and hilarious big spoon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about big spoon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Big Spoon Short Jokes
Short big spoon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The big spoon humour may include short little spoon jokes also.
- When my wife wants to cuddle in bed, I make her play the big spoon.. That way when she farts, she farts away from me. She's like my little jet pack.
- Do you prefer big spoon or little spoon? I prefer big spoon so I can get more ice cream per scoop as I cry to myself alone.
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Big Spoon One Liners
Which big spoon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with big spoon? I can suggest the ones about spoon and fork and spoon.
- What does little spoon says to big spoon? What soup?
- Did you here about the latest new thing to serve salad? It's just a big fork 'n' spoon!
- What did the big spoon say to the little spoon? Wait, are your parents home?
- Mummy mummy can I have a spoon Jimmys been sick and johnnys eaten all the big bits
Big Spoon Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about big spoon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean teaspoon jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make big spoon pranks.
Coffee drinking trio
3 friends are bragging about their coffee drinking habits.
1st: I take it dark, thick and black. It's so strong, the spoon stands upright in my cup when I stir it.
2nd: big deal, at least you use a cup. I pour it directly from the kettle into my mouth.
3rd: yeah? We'll I don't even use a kettle. I chew the coffee beans, drink some water and just go sit on the stove for a while.
The leaders of the Big Three after the conference in Yalta
After WW2 in 1945 the leaders of the Big Three(USA, UK and the Soviet Union) respectively Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin met in Yalta for a conference to decide the fate of the world.
After the conference they wanted to have some fun. They decided to try and make the Persian cat in the residence to eat mustard.
Churchill started first. He took a silver spoon with some mustard and tried his best to feed the cat but failed.
-You british people don't understand, it should be done with democracy - said Roosevelt.
He took some chicken and put some mustard on it. The cat sniffed for a moment but walked away with no interest in the food he offered.
Without any hesitation Stalin took the cat and started to spread mustard on the fluffy tail. The cat started meowing loudly and lickеd the tail to wash out the mustard. Meowed and licked, meowed and licked... Then Stalin said wisely:
-That's how we do everything in our country, voluntarily and with a song.
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A medical student is driving home on a narrow country road in the middle of the night after his shift in the hospital.
The weather is terrible.
It's raining cats and dogs.
Suddenly a motorbike is screaming by with very high speed.
"Jesus Crhist! What an idiot! He will c**... if he doesn't slow down!"
A few minutes later he spotted in his headlights on the side of the road the torn up motorbike against a big tree.
He stopped and quickly jumped out of his car to see in he can give first aid.
But it's to late.
The biker is already dead.
He looked around if there is anyone around. Nobody to see.
The student thouhgt "This is the oppertunity to finally obtain a real human eye!"
He always carryrna spoon and a glass eye in his pocket for an opperunity like this.
He quickly removes the left eye and places the glass eye in the socket.
One quick look around and he jumps in his car and races off.
The next morning when he wakes up he turned on the tv and watches the news.
It said: "Biker found dead on country road with 2 glass eyes."
A Penguin is driving in his car
Suddenly, the car broke down and he needed to tow the car to the mechanic
After leaving the car to give the mechanic time to analyse it, he felt hungry and spotted an ice cream shop nearby. He ordered a big bowl of vanilla ice cream, but because the store had run out of spoons, he needed to use his flippers to eat it
The penguin later returned with vanilla ice cream dripping down his flippers and beak. When the mechanic saw him, he said, "Well sir, it looks like you blew a seal"
The penguin just replied, "No, it's just ice cream"
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Inspection
While conducting a routine inspection, the colonel arrived at the mess hall door where he met 2 KPs with a large soup kettle.
"Let me taste that," the colonel snapped. One of the men fetched a big spoon and handed it respectfully to the CO, who plunged the ladle into the p**... and took a large mouth-full of the steaming liquid, smacking his lips critically.
Then he let out a roar that could be heard back at headquarters. "Do you call that soup?" He bellowed.
"No, sir," explained one of the KPs. "Its dishwater we were just throwing out"