Big Reveal Jokes
6 big reveal jokes and hilarious big reveal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about big reveal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Big Reveal Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good big reveal joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
The Ballerina
This n**..., sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"
The bartender pours the drink and the woman c**... it down. After she's completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"
After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina?"
The drunk replies, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"
Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep, and didn't know where to find them...
...but an Air Search revealed they were in the next field, with a big dirty kiwi behind them
A company just announced they have found a way to recycle beef
It was a big reveal.
*Gets pulled over*
Cop: Do you know how fast you were growing?
Me: Officer, I wa-wait did you just say growing?
Cop: *removes mask to reveal grandma* You've gotten so big
Baby Name
My brother's wife had been pregnant for several months and they decided to have a big gender reveal party with about 50 people.
After we finished eating, they announced to friends and family that they are going to have a little baby girl. Everyone starts cheering and applauds.
Once the cheers die down a little I called out, Do you have a name for the baby yet?
My brother said, Yeah. Lisa Noelle.
Again everyone approves and celebrates the name.
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Then after a moment I shout, How the h**... are you supposed to spell Lisa with no L?
The post about the Auschwitz survivors reminded me about this. An old jewish man...
An old Jewish man played the lottery every day, and finally after a lifetime of buying tickets, he wins big. The very first thing he bought was a giant golden statue of Adolf h**... and put it on display in his front lawn.
Of course, the man became a local celebrity. He just won the lottery and everyone was coming by his house to congratulate him. A local news reporter stopped by and asked the old man, "Sir, congratulations on winning so much money! But I have to ask... What's with the giant statue of h**... on your front lawn?
The old man smiles... he rolls up his sleeve, reveals his forearm and says "Well... he DID give me the winning numbers.
(Yeah, I see you cringing)
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