Big Momma Jokes
17 big momma jokes and hilarious big momma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about big momma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Big Momma Short Jokes
Short big momma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The big momma humour may include short big mama jokes also.
- Yo momma is so big that... I had to format my NTFS drive to a different file system to support her pictures
- Your momma is so fat That the government had to bail her out because she was too big to fail.
- Sugar momma got diabeetus I used to date this big girl who was rich and liked to buy me things. I used to call her my sugar mama until she got diabetes....now she's my splenda mama.
- Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
- The only reason yo momma passed high school... is because the teachers deemed her too big to fail
- Movie Opinion As far as I'm concerned, Precious is the best film in the Big Momma's House franchise.
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Big Momma One Liners
Which big momma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with big momma? I can suggest the ones about fat momma and fat mama.
- Your momma so big. She broke Graham's number
- Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
- Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
- Yo momma's so big, that when she stops walking, she has to put her hazard lights on.
- Yo momma so fat that when she f**..., the second Big Bang occurred.
Howlingly Hilarious Big Momma Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about big momma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fat mamma jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make big momma pranks.
A little boy caught his mom riding his dad.
The little boy said, Mom what are you doing?
She said, Son, your daddy's stomach is too big so I sit on top to flatten it out.
He said, Aw momma you're wasting your time because when you're not here the lady next door gets on her knees and blows it back up!
Bible lesson
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages.
"Momma, look what I found." the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered.
"It's Adam's suit!"
Oldie but goodie
Girl says to her mother I read better than half the other girls in my class Momma is it because I'm blonde ? Yes honey it's because you're blonde . I can run faster than most of the other girls too momma, is it because I'm blonde ? Yes honey it's because you're blonde . I have big boobies too momma, and none of the other girls have anything, is that because I'm blonde too momma ? No sweetie that's because you're 24