Big Momma Jokes
7 big momma jokes and hilarious big momma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about big momma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good big momma joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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A little boy caught his mom riding his dad.
The little boy said, Mom what are you doing?
She said, Son, your daddy's stomach is too big so I sit on top to flatten it out.
He said, Aw momma you're wasting your time because when you're not here the lady next door gets on her knees and blows it back up!
Bible lesson
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages.
"Momma, look what I found." the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice he answered.
"It's Adam's suit!"
Oldie but goodie
Girl says to her mother I read better than half the other girls in my class Momma is it because I'm blonde ? Yes honey it's because you're blonde . I can run faster than most of the other girls too momma, is it because I'm blonde ? Yes honey it's because you're blonde . I have big boobies too momma, and none of the other girls have anything, is that because I'm blonde too momma ? No sweetie that's because you're 24
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Your momma so big.
She broke Graham's number
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Yo momma so fat that when she f**..., the second Big Bang occurred.
Sugar momma got diabeetus
I used to date this big girl who was rich and liked to buy me things. I used to call her my sugar mama until she got diabetes....now she's my splenda mama.
Movie Opinion
As far as I'm concerned, Precious is the best film in the Big Momma's House franchise.
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