Big Mama Jokes
37 big mama jokes and hilarious big mama puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about big mama that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Big Mama Short Jokes
Short big mama jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The big mama humour may include short big momma jokes also.
- Yo mama told an outlaw "this town isn't big enough for the two of us" The outlaw responded "it's not big enough for one of you."
- A city child came running into the farmhouse.
“No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled.
“There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!” - your mamas head is so big it will take 500 years for it to go into one ear and out the other
- Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
- Sugar momma got diabeetus I used to date this big girl who was rich and liked to buy me things. I used to call her my sugar mama until she got diabetes....now she's my splenda mama.
- Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
- Yo momma's so big, that when she stops walking, she has to put her hazard lights on.
- Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.
- Your mum is like the sun: big, round, and hard to look at.
- Yo mama's teeth so big.. that every time she sneezes she bites her chest.
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Big Mama One Liners
Which big mama one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with big mama? I can suggest the ones about fat mama and fat mamma.
- Yo mama so big, the stork couldn't carry her... They needed a *crane*.
- Yo mama so big _She doesn't get periods, she gets exclamation marks._
- Yo mama so big... ...her memory foam mattress drinks to forget.
- Yo mama so dumb, she thought a big mac was another type of computer made by apple.
- Yo Mama sooooo big… That when you were born it was a surprise.
- Yo mama so big and fat, your front door is the garage.
- Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
- Yo mama so big she got hit by a bus and said, "Hey, who threw a rock at me?"
- Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
- Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
- Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
- Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
- Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
- Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
- Yo mama so dumb, she thought a big mac was another type of computer made by apple.
Laughable Big Mama Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about big mama you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fat momma jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make big mama pranks.
A Foot And A Half
Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a v**.... So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest.
Don't worry, Maria, says the mother, all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you.
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!
Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you.
So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!
Stay here and stir the pasta, says the mother.
This is a job for Mama.
A family of moles on an early breakfast morning.
The big ol papa mole raises his head up out of the hole and smells the air then says "i smell pancakes!"
Then the big ol mama mole sticks her head up out of the hole, smells the air, and says "i smell pancakes!"
Then itty bitty lil ol baby mole wiggles up between big ol papa mole and big ol mama mole, sniffs the air and exclaims "I smell molasses!"
Once Papa Bear, Mama Bear and Baby Bear had upset stomachs.
They went to the doctor who gave Papa Bear a big dose, Mama Bear a medium dose, and Baby Bear a little dose, and asked them to come again the next day.
The next day, the doctor asked them about the condition of their stomach.
Papa Bear said, "Me very thankful, me did a tankful."
Mama Bear said, "Me very grateful, me did a plateful."
Baby Bear said, "Me broken hearted, me only f**...."
Yo mama so s**... when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Yo momma so fat that when she f**..., the second Big Bang occurred.