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142 big deal jokes and hilarious big deal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about big deal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Big Deal Short Jokes

Short big deal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The big deal humour may include short big issue jokes also.

  1. People make such a big deal about vegans, but I don't get it. I've never had a beef with one.
  2. In New York City, a fisherman reeled in a 250 pound catfish 6 feet 6 inches long. I don't get what the big deal is. I do that on Tinder every day.
  3. A prisoner digs a hole out of jail.... .... and ends up in a toddler playground
    and yells "I'm free! I'm free!"
    and a kids walks up and says "So big deal, I'm four!"
  4. This St. Patrick's day I drank too much and had to take a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.
  5. People always tell me I shouldn't give my cat a bath... I don't see what the big deal is. Honestly, it's fine once I get all the hair off my tongue.
  6. I went out drinking last night and took a bus home That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.
  7. The USA is proud because their Founding Fathers had strong convictions Big deal the founders of Australia had convictions too.
  8. I genuinely complemented on a coworkers moustache, Now she's making a big deal with HR about it.
  9. Why is Alzheimer's better than Parkinson's? Because it's no big deal to forget a beer but a tragedy to spill a beer.
  10. Names T Rex and I can meet your needs for handheld weaponry​... I'm kind of a big deal in the small arms trade

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Big Deal One Liners

Which big deal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with big deal? I can suggest the ones about significant and big spot.

  1. I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter.
  2. I got a comically small deck of playing cards for my birthday. It wasn't a big deal.
  3. Some people say turning 20 isn't a big deal, But to me it's a score.
  4. The reopening of Lego World in 2021 was a big deal. People were lined up for blocks.
  5. I don't see what's the big deal about driverless cars. Every parking lot is full of them.
  6. What's the big deal? Gay people could always get married. Just not to each other.
  7. I don't see the big deal with triplets. You see one, you've seen them all.
  8. Why was the biblical Flood such a big deal? Why couldn't just God dam it?
  9. It wasn't a big deal when the solider got an STI It was an honorable discharge.
  10. Christians will make a big deal about a cross But do you think Jesus is attached to it?
  11. I dont see whats the big deal with china. its the tea you pour that really matters.
  12. I can never remember what NBD stands for. But I guess it's no big deal.
  13. As far as things go erectile dysfunction is not that big of a deal.
  14. Did you hear about the new element discovered in Canada? It's a pretty big deal, [Eh]?
  15. I have a tiny pack of cards. It's no big deal.

Big Deal Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about big deal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean important jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make big deal pranks.

While on a date a women goes to the bathroom
Man: Uh... wrong way that's the men's room
Woman: Oh my GOD! this is so embarrassing!
Man: It's not a big deal.
Woman: I guess not, but you know what they say, old habits die hard.
Man: ...............

I messed up during a guitar recital.

I didn't think it was a big deal, bit it turned out to a A Major mistake...

A Jew, a Catholic, and a m**... all walk into a bar...

The Jewish man boasts, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team." The Catholic man says, "That's nothing! I have ten sons. One more and I'll have a soccer team!" The m**... stands up and proclaims, "Big deal! I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"

A married couple is having a baby...

As she is going into labor, the doctor asks the man, "would you like to take part in this new technology that allows half the pain of the pregnancy to be put on to the father." The husband accepts, and they go on with the birth. Afterwards they ask him how he felt, he replied, "I didn't feel anything I don't understand what the big deal is about this. Later that day, they find the postman dead at their house.

Pizza Joke

If you slice up a large pizza, that's no big deal.
But if you slice up a medium, you can get jail time.
And she should have seen it coming.

New Earring

John is at work one day when he notices that his
co-worker, Zach, is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion".
"Hey Zach" he yells out "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal out of it, ..it's only an
earring." Says Zach sheepishly.
"No really," probes John, "How long have you been wearing one?"
... "Ever since my wife found it in our bed."

So, I bumped into this cute g**... the way out of the grocery store...

We talked for a bit and ended up exchanging numbers. I'm trying not to make a big deal about it, but I'm pretty bummed that my insurance rates are going to go up.

What do s**... and air have in common?

It's no big deal unless you aren't getting any.
Heard on the radio.

Both Golf

"Honey, I have a confession to make," a guy told his bride. "I'm a golf nut. You'll never see me on weekends during golf season. "
"Well, dear," she murmured. "I have a confession to make too. I'm a h**.... "
"No big deal," replied the groom. "Just keep your head down and your left arm straight! "

A multimillionaire goes to a psychologist

So, the multimillionaire is lying there on the couch, and he says, "I have this problem where I buy things. Big things, little things. It doesn't matter if it's a good deal or not. It doesn't matter whether or not I need it. It's the thrill of the purchase. In fact, yesterday I pulled out my wallet, and I bought an entire mall."
So the psychologist thinks for a little while, and finally says, "Then it sounds like you have a shopping complex."

Our neighbors got really annoyed at me after I played catch with their son yesterday.

But in fairness, I couldn't find a ball, and the kid actually seemed to enjoy getting tossed back and forth. So I don't know what the big deal is.

Stonehenge whats the big deal

I dont understand why everyone travels miles to see stonehenge. So what it was made by aliens, so was my drive way

Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy...

Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he f**... it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the big bang.

Petting Zoo

A woman at a petting zoo bent down to pet a pony. She began to cough violently. A man came over to her an asked her to leave. She said,"What? It's no big deal! I'm just feeling a little hoarse!"

Over smart.

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
"Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

A day in court....

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce?"
"Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."
The judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well one story is I have a headache and the other story is It's that time of the month!"

Man walks into a bar and orders a water...

The bartender, looking puzzled, says to the guy "but you were just in here last night getting hammered. What gives?"
The man responds, "Yeah, I quit drinking after I went home last night and blew chunks."
The bartender says, "That's not a big deal man. Everyone does it."
And the man says, "you don't understand. Chunks is my dog."

So me and my p**... friends have a weekly gathering...

Every week one of us brings a talent down the pub to show the others - this time it was my turn.
I brought along my guitar and after some Dutch courage I began to play.
Within a few seconds of starting the guys started cheering me on, one of them was even weeping, saying how amazing the song was.
I had no idea what the big deal was, I was just f**... A minor.

When people say they're a foodie it's no big deal..

but when people find I'm a drinker they're all "stop the car" and "we're calling the police".

I don't understand the big deal about same s**... marriage

Ask any married couple, they'll tell you the s**... has been the same for years

A lot of people make a big deal about age differences in couples. As far as I'm concerned a girl is fair game as soon as she's finished school.

So usually at about 3:15

A man drives through a stop sign..

A cop pulls him over and asks for his information.
"Sir, you just drove through that intersection without stopping."
"Aww come on, it's not a big deal..I slowed down!"
The officer steps back, looking down at his feet, all of a sudden he pulls out his night stick and starts beating the man.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!" The man screams.
"Would you like me to slow down, or stop?"

Not knowing that it's called "baby corn" isn't a big deal...

...but everyone looked at me REALLY weird when I said "oooh, I LOVE child corn" in a crowded restaurant.

Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee

What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!

I got really drunk on St. Patty's Day last year and took the bus home.

That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before

I'm in trouble with my wife. I totally forgot her 'special birthday' that was such a big deal apparently.

Still, everything went fine and it was a healthy baby boy!

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss ....

Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.
Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone
Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.
All of them shocked and together looked at the maid who's patiently listening to them.
Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones. What's the Big deal??
😂😆

How is s**... like air?

It's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Why is the media making such a big deal about the olympic swimmer's period?

It's a perfectly normal female body function that, according to my wife, occurs 2-3 times per month.

Everyone is surprised when I tell them I've never seen the movie fight club

I don't see what the big deal is. No one really talks about it.

A blonde says to another:

Guess what? I solved a puzzle this morning. The other girl says: so what? What's the big deal?
"Well, I solved it in half an hour when the instructions manual clearly stated '3-5 years".

Why is oxygen like s**...?

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

A joke from Korea

"Americans are saying that in 2016, they will either have their first woman president, or their first insane president.
Like what's the big deal? Korea did both in one election cycle back in 2012"

Last year my ex got mad at me because I was m**... during a shower..

..which usually wouldn't be a big deal, but.... It was a baby shower.

I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign.

So now I never floss.

So I was at the s**... club the other day, and the dancer comes over, takes my glasses, and goes back to dancing on stage.

No big deal. She then comes back, puts my glasses on me, and requests that I tip her. I refused, she asked why, and I told her "You stole my glasses, I couldn't see anything".

I don't get football....

At the beginning of the game, they flip a quarter to see who kicks off first. Then the rest of the game everybody just keeps trying to "get the quarter back". I mean, it's just a quarter, what's the big deal!?!

The last time I was this drunk I had to take a bus home...

Which isn't really a big deal, but I've never driven a bus before.

There are so many starving children in the world,

I don't understand why the police made such a big deal about the ones in my basement.

I don't see why the Paris agreement is such a big deal

Thousands of guys have pulled out of Paris before

I don't get what the big deal is about having ASMR

Not being able to breath properly isn't very nice and anyway, you don't spell it like that.

I don't know what's the big deal about bidets.

The sink's been right there the whole time and you barely have to hop up at all.

How do you know "Pinocchio" was written a long time ago?

He kept making such a big deal out of being wireless.

Last night I drank a little too much so I took a bus home.

This may not sound like a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.

I don't get what the big deal about an eclipse is...

There's one every night from like 7pm until 5am...

The toilet brush

A man walks into a store looking for a toilet brush. The store owner shows him a variety of brushes at various pricepoints. The man thinks for a little while, then buys the cheapest one.
The next day the man is back at the store. "Were you unhappy with your purchase?" asks the shopkeeper. "We have other models that might work better."
The man agrees and buys a little more expensive one.
The next day the man is back yet again. The shopkeeper, visually puzzled on how a toilet brush can be such a big deal, asks "What's the matter, didn't like the new one either?"
"Well" replies the man. "To be honest it *was* pretty effective. But I gotta say, I prefer toilet paper!"

After 10yrs of marriage is finding out that your spouse s**... 500+ d**... before getting hitched a big deal?

Because I think my wife is just overreacting?

An engaged man asked his father for advice for a long and happy marriage...

Dad, you and Mom have been happily married for 28 years now. How do you do it?
"That's easy son, when your Mom and I first got married, we made a deal. She would make all the little decisions, and I would make all the big decisions. "
Hey, that sounds like a good arrangement. But how do you decide what's a big decision, and what's a little decision?
"Oh, there hasn't been any big decisions yet."

Why isn't it a big deal to get s**... into a black hole?

Cause in there, nothing is the matter.

The new tenants

Landlord: How are the new tenants above you.
Renter: They are ok. But it sounds like they are bang on the floor every night at 1 in the morning.
Landlord: That is outrageous. I will talk to them at once.
Renter: No. It is really not that big of a deal. I am usually up then practising my trumpet.

Net Neutrality is not that big of deal...

Wouldn't you appreciate the sense of pride and accomplishment that paying for websites gives you?

What do air and s**... have in common?

neither is a big deal until your not getting any

I don't get why everyone makes such a big deal about the cold weather.

I'm out in it right now and I can't feel a thing!

An American and a Russian were discussing their respective freedoms in the 1980's

American: We have more freedom. I can go over to the president and say "Mr. Reagan, I don't like the way you are running this country".
Russian: What's the big deal in that? I too can go to my president and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Reagan is running his country".

Coffee drinking trio

3 friends are bragging about their coffee drinking habits.
1st: I take it dark, thick and black. It's so strong, the spoon stands upright in my cup when I stir it.
2nd: big deal, at least you use a cup. I pour it directly from the kettle into my mouth.
3rd: yeah? We'll I don't even use a kettle. I chew the coffee beans, drink some water and just go sit on the stove for a while.

For like a week every month, my wife will make a big deal out of the smallest things

I think she's just o**... acting

It's not a big deal that people are now printing guns using 3D printers

I have had a Canon printer for years.

I don't get what the big deal is with spiders. Why is everyone so scared of them?

I got to know the spider living in the corner of my room. We talked about our dreams and goals, he wants to be a Web designer.

I don't understand what the big deal with slavery was.

From the sounds of it, a lot of them were educated since so many of them had their Masters.

John Bolton and President Trump are meeting in the White House

Bolton reads off a report to Trump and says "Today, in the war on drugs we lost 2 Brazilian soldiers."
Donald breaks down crying, sobbing uncontrollably.
John Bolton cringes and says "There's no reason to be upset, this isn't a big deal."
Donald replies, "Wait, remind me... How many is a brazilian?"

I don't understand the big deal about same s**... marriage.

My wife and I have been having the same s**... for years.

An Indian baker was making a big deal about his bread...

...turns out it was a na'an issue.

What's the big deal with same-s**... marriage? I've been having the same s**... with my wife for years.

She's a man.

Tom Hiddleston doesn't make a big deal about all the success he had in the MCU

Plays it Loki

I made a genuine compliment about a co-workers mustache

I don't know why she made such a big deal about it to HR.

I finally realized why the painting of Washington crossing the Delaware is such a big deal

It depicts the last time someone willingly entered New Jersey.

Curiosity just found organic molecules preserved in rock on Mars.

Big deal, if you go to my room right now you can find organic molecules preserved in a sock.

The bank denied my Mortgage application

I don't know what the big deal is. I was just asking for a small loan of $1,000,000

What were the hung man's last words?

What's the big deal? Your sister had no problem taking it.