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Funniest Bieber Short Jokes

Short bieber jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bieber humour may include short singer jokes also.

  1. PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, "You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a justin bieber concert.
  2. I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms.
  3. WARNING! There is a link being sent around with a message that says "Justin Bieber's Latest Album". DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK! It will take you to Justin Bieber's latest album.
  4. How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
  5. Kanye West, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins? Society.
  6. Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada.
  7. Sad news to share: my dad just contracted COVID, and lost his sense of taste. He's been listening to a lot of Justin Bieber.
  8. Justin Bieber has been kidnapped! They want $100 million and a charter plane to Mexico or else they will release him.
  9. Justin Bieber.... I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to "Justin Bieber - Baby". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it.
  10. Another sad news on an international celebrity... Justin Bieber was found alive in her condo earlier today.

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Bieber One Liners

Which bieber one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bieber? I can suggest the ones about fans and justin bieber.

  1. I feel sorry for Justin Bieber. He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert.
  2. Sad news for music lovers today.... Justin Bieber was found in his hotel room, alive.
  3. I listen to Justin Bieber when working... White noise helps me focus.
  4. What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing? Justin Bieber
  5. Yo mamma is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."
  6. What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? Both want to be real boys
  7. So my cousin has bieber fever... Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome.
  8. What do you call a useless star? A waste of space.
    ... but some call him Justin Bieber.
  9. What do you call Justin Bieber's singing? Canada Dry.
  10. Justin Bieber was caught hanging out around Selena Gomez's house. Trespassito.
  11. What do Justin Bieber and an AMD laptop have in common The fans are going wild
  12. My girlfriend said I talked just like Justin Bieber... ...I said, "What do you mean?"
  13. What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous.
  14. What did the habitual liar say to Justin Bieber? I like your music.
  15. A Canadian was told to throw out the trash And thats why we Have Justin Bieber in the U.S

Justin Bieber Jokes

Here is a list of funny justin bieber jokes and even better justin bieber puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Winter is like Justin Bieber It was cute and fun at first, but now it's obnoxious and should probably stay in Canada.
  • I've got all of Justin Biebers CDs...... ...and if I can get passed his home security again I'll have all his dvds as well.
  • What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house? Nothing, Michael liked boys.
  • Really sad news from the entertainment industry. Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment yesterday.
  • I just got an email with the subject Just $50 to see Justin Bieber Live! I thought, Why am I supposed to pay the ransom?
  • Winter is a lot like Justin Bieber. It was cute and exciting in the begining, but now its a bit annoying and it should probably just stay in Canada.
  • How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. There are no light bulbs in the closet.
    Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
  • So I think I have the corona virus. One of the symptoms is a loss of taste, and for a brief moment I thought Justin Bieber was talented.
  • Justin Bieber The new Justin Bieber 3-D movie is amazing.
    It's like you could almost reach out and punch him.
  • Justin Bieber is like winter. Kind of cute and exciting in the beginning, but after its all said and done you wish he would have stayed in Canada.
Bieber joke, Justin Bieber is like winter.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about bieber can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of bieber puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Bieber Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about bieber you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean gaga jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make bieber prank.

Why doesnt justin bieber shop at Sports Authority?

Cause he prefers d**....

How does Justin Bieber remove his c**... after s**...?

He farts.

Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at 'Sporting Goods?'

Because he likes d**...'s better.

What has 200 legs and four p**... hair?

The first row at a Justin Bieber concert.

Topical Jokes for 6/1

A video has surfaced of Justin Bieber saying the n-word. People are calling it the least offensive Justin Bieber video ever.
In Illinois, a 115-pound-woman won a hot dog eating contest, after she ate 28 hot dogs. The judges then congratulated the 138-pound-woman.
The NSA is reportedly collecting millions of images per day to build a f**...-recognition database. The NSA is cataloguing the photos in a massive online database -- it's called Instagram.

high five

I've just read that actor Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a nightclub in Spain.
Orlando complained that his hand was pretty sore today.
Apparently the entire nightclub had queued up to high-five him.

Why doesn't Justin Bieber like Sports Authority?

Because he likes d**....

I owe my life to Justin Bieber.

On March 9th, 2009, I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible accident. One day my nurse turned the radio over to a song by Justin Bieber, so I got up and turned the radio off.

Justin Bieber's Rep Demands Internet Remove Photos Showing Less-Endowed Bieber

The Caucasian joke

If you replace the v**... in a white russian with canadian whiskey you could call it a Justin Bieber, because it's a big white disappointment.

I owe my life to Justin Bieber.

I really do. I got into a bad accident, spent two years in deep coma, until one day the nurse turned on the TV. There was Justin Beiber singing. I stood up and turned it off.

Have you hear the one about the two deaf people?

You know, the Justin Bieber Fan Club.
*did you think you knew the punchline even before you clicked? nice try*

Have you heard the one about the two deaf people?

You know, the Justin Bieber Fan Club.

Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

By a curious co-incidence, kurt cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."

Justin Bieber is placed on a s**... watch.

It's to make sure he goes through with it.

So I heard Justin Bieber was hung...

Kind of explains why he has a big head.

need a Justin Bieber joke

need a Justin Bieber joke about the fist fight he got into last night

How Does Justin Bieber take his c**... off?

By f**... :)

Justin Bieber is still truly Canadian at heart...

His most popular song is called "Sorry".

In which name of a n**... gnawing rodent do you find the letter combination "ebe?"

Justin Bieber

What do Justin Bieber and Adolf h**... have in common?

Neither of them are musicians.

Dear Canada, as a thank you for sending us Justin Bieber

We are sending you Miley Cyrus, Whoopie Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnell

I used to hate Justin bieber.

Is it too late now to say sorry?

A son runs to his dad screaming: "Dad, I think I'm gay!"

The dad says: "And why's that?"
The child replies: "I think that Justin Bieber is kinda hot..."
The dad then says: "That doesn't mean you're gay, you just have a really bad taste in women!"

Justin Bieber is on a game show...

He is asked the question; "what is one of the most popular pieces of clothing in India?" Bieber's mind is racing, well as fast as his mind can race, but the timer buzzes. Time is up.
Put out, Bieber cries out, "Is it too late to say sari?"

Justin Bieber Jokes

Dear Justing Bieber Haters, Please respect him... I owe my life to Justin. Last August 16,2016 I was in coma for 2 months due to a terrible car accident.
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song. So I got up.. And I turned off the radio.

Where do you stand on Justin Bieber?

His windpipe

My friend's daughter started to cry when she saw Bieber got shot in the TV show.

My friend said to his daughter;
'Don't cry. He's not actually dead."
The girl said;
'That's why I'm crying!'

What has 10,000 legs and 3 p**...?

A Justin Bieber concert.

What did the Weeknd say to Selena when they broke up?

So you're just gonna leave me and Gomez around with Justin Bieber again?

Between Justin Bieber, Quavo, DJ Khaled, Chance the Rapper, and Me, who is the worst rapper?

That's a No Brainer, I'm the One.

I accidentally clicked on a pop-up link that said, Free Justin Bieber tickets inside!

Thankfully it was just a virus.

Let's do it everybody

Baby by Justin Bieber: I have 9 million dislikes, you can't top that
YouTube Rewind 2018:
YouTube Rewind 2018: Hold my beer

Today my friend told me he likes justin bieber. He got hit by a bus.

Now i lost my bus licence.

Dear Justin Bieber haters...please respect him.

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I owe my life to Justin. Last August 16,2014 I was in a coma for 4 months due to a terrible car accident.
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song...
So I got up...and turned off the radio.

Bieber joke, Dear Justin Bieber haters...please respect him.

jokes about bieber

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