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8 bids jokes and hilarious bids puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bids that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Ridiculous Bids Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What is a good bids joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My son was on eBay this morning

No bids yet

Jesus, Moses, and Muhammad are fishing on a boat

As Jesus winds down the fishing lesson, he notes the time. He bids them farewell, and walks across the lake home.
After a while, Moses decided he wasn't very good at fishing, so he parted the lake and went home.
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Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors?

They're up all night to get Lockheed.

Does anyone know how to cancel eBay bids?

I bid £10 on a cowboy outfit and I'm about 5 minutes away from owning the Tory Party.

The United States is calling for bids on who is going to build "The Wall".

Trump is favoring the company that makes Nomex.

Black = 'White'

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Once upon a time there was a teacher in a small village

This teacher is known to have s**... many girls in the village. After a few months, he decides to move out from the village. Before he leaves, a villager asks him the secret of how he has slept with this many girls. He answers "Silently enter the room, walk near her and blow in her neck".
The villager bids farewell to the teacher and goes back his house. He silently walks near his wife and blows in her neck just like he was told.
Then his wife says "Oh Mr.Teacher, you wouldn't come this early"
(Turkish joke, sorry for translation mistakes)

A lady went to an auction...

And was smitten by a beautiful parrot for sale and decided that she must own this gorgeous bird! When the bird came up for sale, the auctioneer asked, "How much am I bid for this parrot?" and the lady bid with "Seven hundred dollars". "Eight hundred!" "Eighty hundred fifty!" "Nine hundred fifty!" go the next several bids, and the lady bid "One thousand dollars!" Bidding goes on this way for several minutes until she found herself the proud owner of an parrot for $1500.
She approached the auctioneer and asked him "Can the bird talk?" to which the auctioneer replied "Lady, who do you think was bidding against you?"

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