Bidet Jokes

28 bidet jokes and hilarious bidet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bidet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Bidet Short Jokes

Short bidet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bidet humour may include short toilet jokes also.

  1. I'm so glad I installed a bidet on my toilet. These are the kind of investments that are right up my alley!
  2. I don't know what's the big deal about bidets. The sink's been right there the whole time and you barely have to hop up at all.
  3. I can't wait to hook my new bidet up to my Echo on wifi It'll be nice to say "Alexa, give me a rim job" whenever I want
  4. I got a bidet as a present but I'm still a little unsure about it... getting clean is such a crapshoot.
  5. Have you heard about the international toilet spy? By night, he's an unassuming American, traveling with only a roll of paper... ...but bidet, he's European.
  6. I got one of those fancy b**... sprayers for my toilet, but it never works at night... I guess I can only use it bidet.
  7. What does a bidet and 46th US President-Elect Biden have in common? They both clean up after a**...
  8. DC Comics: Introducing the incredible b**... Cleansing Man! Regular guy by night... Superhero bidet.
  9. I just bought a hot water bidet Real pain in the a**...
  10. I just installed a bidet Now I can care less about the s**... I give

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Bidet One Liners

Which bidet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bidet? I can suggest the ones about toilet seat and toilet brush.

  1. How do Australians clean their butts? Bidet, mate.
  2. A bidet salesman starts selling drugs….. he has the cleanest crack on the street
  3. How does an Australian toilet greet you? Bidet, mate!!
  4. What do you call a toilet that washes your down under? Bidet Mate!
  5. What makes a bathroom fit for a Prince? A raspberry bidet.
  6. I was so poor, we couldn't afford a bidet. I had to do hand stands in the shower.
  7. What's the perfect B'day present? A bidet.
  8. What did the Aussie say when his friend ran out of TP? Bidet mate!
  9. What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper? Bidet, mate.
  10. What did the Australian toilet say? Bidet mate!
  11. What is the best thing to have after eating peppers that are way too spicy? A bidet.
  12. Have you thought about investing in bidets? I think they're really gonna blow up
  13. My wife loves bidet's... But hates when I leave the toilet seat up...
  14. I have an unheated bidet That's cold a**... water
  15. It was a broken toilet by night... And a b**... washer bidet.

Bidet joke, It was a broken toilet by night...

Cheeky Bidet Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about bidet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toilet flush jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bidet pranks.

I finally got to go to the dentist for the first time since the pandemic started…

The doctor was shocked at how clean my teeth were but said my breath smelled like s**... and he couldn't figure out why.
He asked if I'd been brushing regularly and I said yes.
He asked if I flossed regularly and I said as much as I normally do.
He asked if I changed my diet and I told him it was the same as it always was.
After sitting there for a moment, he looks at me and asks:
Doctor: Is there anything that's changed?
Me: Well…I did get a bidet and I haven't quite figured out the water pressure.

Bidet joke, I'm so glad I installed a bidet on my toilet.