Bidet Jokes
28 bidet jokes and hilarious bidet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bidet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bidet Short Jokes
Short bidet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bidet humour may include short toilet jokes also.
- I'm so glad I installed a bidet on my toilet. These are the kind of investments that are right up my alley!
- I don't know what's the big deal about bidets. The sink's been right there the whole time and you barely have to hop up at all.
- I got a bidet as a present but I'm still a little unsure about it... getting clean is such a crapshoot.
- Have you heard about the international toilet spy? By night, he's an unassuming American, traveling with only a roll of paper... ...but bidet, he's European.
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Bidet One Liners
Which bidet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bidet? I can suggest the ones about toilet seat and toilet brush.
- A bidet salesman starts selling drugs….. he has the cleanest crack on the street
- How does an Australian toilet greet you? Bidet, mate!!
- What do you call a toilet that washes your down under? Bidet Mate!
- What makes a bathroom fit for a Prince? A raspberry bidet.
- I was so poor, we couldn't afford a bidet. I had to do hand stands in the shower.
- What's the perfect B'day present? A bidet.
- What did the Aussie say when his friend ran out of TP? Bidet mate!
- What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper? Bidet, mate.
- What is the best thing to have after eating peppers that are way too spicy? A bidet.
- Have you thought about investing in bidets? I think they're really gonna blow up
- My wife loves bidet's... But hates when I leave the toilet seat up...
- How do Australians clean their butts? Bidet, mate.
- I have an unheated bidet That's cold a**... water
- It was a broken toilet by night... And a b**... washer bidet.
- I just bought a hot water bidet Real pain in the a**...
Cheeky Bidet Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about bidet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toilet flush jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bidet pranks.
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I got one of those fancy b**... sprayers for my toilet, but it never works at night...
I guess I can only use it bidet.
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What does a bidet and 46th US President-Elect Biden have in common?
They both clean up after a**...
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I finally got to go to the dentist for the first time since the pandemic started…
The doctor was shocked at how clean my teeth were but said my breath smelled like s**... and he couldn't figure out why.
He asked if I'd been brushing regularly and I said yes.
He asked if I flossed regularly and I said as much as I normally do.
He asked if I changed my diet and I told him it was the same as it always was.
After sitting there for a moment, he looks at me and asks:
Doctor: Is there anything that's changed?
Me: Well…I did get a bidet and I haven't quite figured out the water pressure.
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DC Comics: Introducing the incredible b**... Cleansing Man! Regular guy by night...
Superhero bidet.
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I just installed a bidet
Now I can care less about the s**... I give
