The Best 40 Biden Jokes
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Funny Biden Jokes and Puns
Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house.
After finishing the race Obama says "Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"
Biden replies "No, Bush did 9:11."
What's Obama say to Biden when he leaves the room after a argument?
Good bi-den
I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020
Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time.....
I'm sorry
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What's the difference between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?
When Joe Biden speaks, you wonder if he's had a stroke.
When Donald Trump speaks, you wonder if you've had a stroke.
What is the difference between a Joe Biden speech and a Donald Trump speech?
When Biden is speaking you wonder if he's had a stroke.
When Trump is speaking you wonder if you've had a stroke.
Donald Trump and Joe Biden are on a plane heading straight towards a volcano. Who survives?
The United States of America.
It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet
Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task
Why I won't be voting for Trump or Biden
I'm Indian
Trump and Biden are trapped on island. Who survives?
America
If Biden is elected, I'm leaving the country
If Trump is reelected, I'm leaving the country.
This is not a political post. I just want to travel.
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If Biden is elected, I stay in the country
If Trump is reelected, I stay in the country.
This is not a political post, I just can't leave because coronavirus.
My girlfriend told me she will leave me if I don't support Trump...
I said ok.. Biden
President Trump treated Biden likely how he treats Melania.
He never lets either of them finish.
Say what you will about Trump
But it was pretty nice of him to air such a long ad for Biden free of charge
Why does joe Biden use a Mac?
Because apparently he doesn't want you to have windows.
If trump wins the election, I will leave the United States
If Biden wins the election, I will leave the United States
This is not a political post, I just want to travel
My girlfriend said she would leave me if I didn't support Trump
I said "Biden"
It's 294 days after the US Election...
...Biden has progressed to 269.99 electoral votes, and Nevada has discovered 26 million uncounted postal votes that were discovered on 'Storage Wars'. More updates coming soon.
With Biden declared the winner, regardless of what side of the political spectrum you're on, I think we can all safely say...
Thanks, Obama.
Joe Biden is not my president!!
At least not till January which won't come soon enough.
Hopefully, Biden will never be the leader of my country
Because if he is, something's gone wrong with the Canadian legal system
Biden and Barack don't tell each other "yo mama" jokes...
they tell each other Jo 'Bama jokes.
(I'm sorry, it's terrible)
What did Trump say to Biden in the hallway of the white house?
Pardon me, please.
What do Joe Biden and trans people have in common?
Republicans want to block their transition
two hardcore trump supporters die and ascend to heaven.
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions.
One of them says, yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud? .
God says, "my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232 .
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the one guy turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought .
How will Joe and Jill Biden spend thanksgiving with proper social distancing?
Biden selves.
While Donald Trump is out there, causing a fuss, what is his opponent doing?
He is just waiting around like an average Joe, Biden his time.
Biden has won so many times in Michigan now
he's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.
Joe Biden and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd.
As they are waving to everyone, Biden leans towards Trump saying,
Did you know, that with one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? Also, this joy will not be merely a momentary display, like that of your followers, but will go deep into their hearts, and for the rest of their lives, whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!
Trump replies, I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Come on, show me!
So Biden slapped him.
Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?
God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the one guy turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought.
Since the Democratic Party is led by Sleepy Joe Biden, today they announced that they'd be renaming themselves to the ZZZ Party...
... realizing that the Republican Party name no longer provides a strong enough contrast with their opponents, President Trump and Mitch McConnell declared that they will be changing their name to the Not ZZZ Party.
Trump: I want to see Biden in prison!
Biden: Why does Trump think I would visit him in prison?
Donald Trump's latest strategy to win back the White House is...
...to change his name to Joe Biden
You want further proof that Biden is already the better president?
He's got 23 million more Twitter followers than Trump.
How long will it be before Kamala Harris becomes president?
I don't know, but for now, she's just Biden her time.
Trump actually attended Biden's inauguration
He was the crying baby you heard right before Biden took his oath
Friend: I think I have a crush on the president and the first lady.
Me: You are bi-den?
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris go out for a morning run together
Kamala finishes in just under twelve minutes and Joe is already waiting for her at the finish line.
"How'd you do?" she asks him.
"I finished in 10 minutes and 46 seconds. That's got to be a new record among Presidents, right?"
"No" Kamala replies. "Bush did 9:11."
If Biden unfucks any more of Trump's mistakes any faster...
There'll be no Ivanka and Jr. by Sunday.
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