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  1. Barack Obama is having a race with joe Biden around the white house. After finishing the race Obama says "Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"
    Biden replies "No, Bush did 9:11."
  2. While Donald Trump is out there, causing a fuss, what is his opponent doing? He is just waiting around like an average Joe, Biden his time.
  3. I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020 Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time.....
    I'm sorry
  4. If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what will his mother be called? Joe mama.
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  5. What's the best thing about being Joe Biden? Waking up every day and learning that you're the president.
  6. What do Joe Biden and trans people have in common? Republicans want to block their transition
  7. It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task
  8. Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
  9. Donald Trump and Joe Biden are on a plane heading straight towards a volcano. Who survives? The United States of America.
  10. How will Joe and Jill Biden spend thanksgiving with proper social distancing? Biden selves.

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Joe Biden One Liners

Which joe biden one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with joe biden? I can suggest the ones about president and vice president.

  1. Who would win in a street fight between Joe Biden and Donald Trump? Everyone watching
  2. If Joe Biden's wife is called the First Lady, then what do you call his mother? Joe mama
  3. Joe Biden is not my president!! At least not till January which won't come soon enough.
  4. What's Obama say to Biden when he leaves the room after a argument? Good bi-den
  5. President Joe Biden just had a meeting with the Cabinet. Now he's talking with the couch
  6. What do you call Joe Biden's mom Joe mama
  7. Why does joe Biden use a Mac? Because apparently he doesn't want you to have windows.
  8. When Joe Biden becomes president The white house will be forbiden.
  9. Joe Biden just turned 78, but on the 20th of Jan, he'll be 46.
  10. What's the most progressive thing about Joe Biden? His dementia
  11. What healthy item does Joe Biden enjoy eating? Forbiden fruit
  12. Being the oldest nominee for president... You could say that Joe's been Biden his time.
  13. What is Joe Biden's favorite video game? Space Invaders
  14. Why didn't VP Joe run for president in 2016? He's Biden his time.
  15. Joe Biden is a Jack of all trades Apparently he has his fingers in many pies.

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This week President Obama became the first president to get a life-size 3D-printed portrait done.

It looked so real that Joe Biden argued with it for 20 minutes that Peeta is better than Gale.

Biden then realized his mistake, . . . and admitted Gale is the clear choice.

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

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The White House said that not sending a senior official to the Paris liberty march was a mistake. Joe Biden was supposed to fly there, but he's not allowed on a plane unless he's accompanied by an adult.
United Airlines is considering outsourcing jobs to cut costs. From now on, one lucky passenger will get to fly the plane, while being fed instructions from a customer-service rep in Mumbai.
In North Carolina, a woman accidentally shot her husband when he surprised her with breakfast in bed. The woman then saw he was carrying breakfast from Taco Bell -- and shot him again.

President Obama has a meeting with the President of China to discuss debt...

President Obama has a meeting with Xi Jinping to discuss the debt the US owes to China. He arrives at the Chinese presidential mansion with Joe Biden, but they find there is work going on in the garden and lots of mud everywhere. So they have to roll up their trouser legs and step carefully to enter.
They sit down to wait for President Xi, but Biden notices they still have their trousers rolled up. So he whispers: "Mr. President, take down your trousers."
Obama looks horrified. "We owe him THAT MUCH!!!"

What do you call it when President Obama

What do you call it when President Obama and Joe Biden talk shop over a nice dinner?
A government man-date.
Boom. I'll be here all night.

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

The most unrealistic part of The Martian movie was...

CNN's coverage did not involve speculation about whether Joe Biden would also get stuck on Mars

Queen of England

Obama was talking to the queen of England and he asked her how she runs her country so well. The queen replies quite simply that she chooses the best people to run it. Obama considers this for a moment and then asks, "how do you ensure that they are the best people for the job?" The queen answers that she quizzes them, and as an example she calls in Tony Blair. She asks him, "your parents have a child; it's not your brother it's not your sister, who is it?" Tony replies "well of course, it's me". Obama thinks this is smart so he repeats the question to Joe Biden. Biden runs around Washington all day trying to find an answer but no one can figure it out. Finally he comes to the Attorney General and asks him, "your parents have a child; it's not your brother it's not your sister, who is it?" The general replies "of course, it's me". So Biden goes back to Obama and says "it's general so and so", Obama replies, "no you idiot, it's Tony Blair"!

Joe Biden marries two gay White House officials at his house

Polygamy is legal!

Joe, why haven't you tossed your hat in the ring for the presidential election?

I'm Biden my time.

Do you know what Joe Biden's real job is?

Biden his time, waiting for the president to die.

Why don't the democrats want to talk about Joe Biden running in 2020?

...it's a touchy subject.

Former Vice President Joe's taking forever to announce running in 2020

I guess he's just Biden his time.
I wonder what his decision dePence on, is he afraid that he will be Chene'd to it?

Biden black joke

If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.

What's the difference between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?

When Joe Biden speaks, you wonder if he's had a s**....
When Donald Trump speaks, you wonder if you've had a s**....

Joe Biden is very close to making a decision about a female Vice Presidential running mate.

Sources close to the matter have stated that he's already given several of them his digits.

What is the difference between a Joe Biden speech and a Donald Trump speech?

When Biden is speaking you wonder if he's had a s**....
When Trump is speaking you wonder if you've had a s**....

Joe Biden knows in his heart that he is the only one who can truly defeat Ronald Reagan this November.

Oh sorry, I meant Joe Biden knows in his heart that he is the only one who can truly defeat Joe Biden this November.

Joe Biden walks into a bar and sees a pretty, young blonde chick.

He sits down next to her and says "So, do I come here often?"

Why doesn't Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?

Because he can't sniff their hair.

Joe Biden walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful girl

... and asks her, "Do I come here often?"

Someone told me Joe Biden has dementia.

Finally, a Democrat that Trump voters can relate to.

Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, and Donald Trump are all on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?

America.

Political Joke

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
This means: Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have sh*t in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Joe Biden. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

My conservative grandmother used to be a big Trump supporter, but this year her mail-in ballot was cast for Joe Biden.

No way would she have done that if she were still alive.

I think it was totally disrespectful for Joe Biden to call the President of the United States a clown.

As a clown, I'm extremely offended

Joe Biden and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd.

As they are waving to everyone, Biden leans towards Trump saying,
Did you know, that with one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? Also, this joy will not be merely a momentary display, like that of your followers, but will go deep into their hearts, and for the rest of their lives, whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!
Trump replies, I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Come on, show me!
So Biden slapped him.

Joe Biden says he's going to restore the soul of our nation...

...the McRib will now be available nationwide for the first time since 2012.

Since the Democratic Party is led by Sleepy Joe Biden, today they announced that they'd be renaming themselves to the ZZZ Party...

... realizing that the Republican Party name no longer provides a strong enough contrast with their opponents, President Trump and Mitch McConnell declared that they will be changing their name to the Not ZZZ Party.

Joe biden enters the white house. Donald trump says "you don't have the right to take the presidency from me!"

Joe Biden responds: "perhaps not, but I do have the left!"

Donald Trump's latest strategy to win back the White House is...

...to change his name to Joe Biden

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris go out for a morning run together

Kamala finishes in just under twelve minutes and Joe is already waiting for her at the finish line.
"How'd you do?" she asks him.
"I finished in 10 minutes and 46 seconds. That's got to be a new record among Presidents, right?"
"No" Kamala replies. "Bush did 9:11."

A cold snap across the United States has seen Texas dealing with temperatures as low as -18

The demand for electricity has led to blackouts across the state, causing some people to go without Fox News for so long, they've stopped blaming the weather on Joe Biden.

Biden and Trump are at the same barber shop

Biden and Trump are at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each one being worked on by a different barber, not one word was spoken. When the barbers finished shaving, the barber that had Trump reached for the aftershave. Trump quickly stopped him saying: No thanks, Melania will smell that and think I've been in a brothel. The second barber turned to Biden and said, How about you, Mr. Biden? Joe replied, Go ahead, Jill doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like.

President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to anyone who got a vaccine.

Not to be outdone, the next day, the President Obrador of Mexico announced that he would give a bottle of Corona to anyone who got a vaccine.
The day after, the President Higgins of Ireland announced that he'd be giving out free bottles of water.
Biden and Obrador were confused and gave the Irish President a Zoom call. "We kinda expected you to give out free Guiness, being from Ireland and all"
The Irish President replied: "Well, if you guys aren't giving out beer, then neither am I."

Boxers or Briefs, Mr. President?

In 1992 while being interviewed by MTV, Bill Clinton was asked if he wore boxers or briefs? Clinton replied, "Boxers"
In 2008 US magazine asked Obama, "Boxers or briefs"? Obama declined to answer the question.
Last week AARP asked Joe Biden, "Boxers or briefs"? Biden responded, "Depends".

Pope Francis, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and a little boy are crossing the Atlantic on an airplane when the engines fail.

They find three parachutes.
Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane saying, The world needs a great person like me!
Joe Biden grabs a parachute and says, I need to help make choices for our world , so he jumps off the plane. 
At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. 
The Pope says to the boy, take the last parachute, I am too old and I'm going to die soon one day.  
Actually there are two left. Donald Trump took my backpack.

Presidential

Jill and Joe Biden go to a steakhouse for dinner. Jill says, I will have the petite filet medium rare with a baked potato with sour cream and butter. The waiter asks, What about your vegetable? Jill replies, Oh, he will have the same.

Joe Biden called a press conference, to discuss his meeting with Vladimir Putin…

The good news, is that Mr Putin told me that he wants peace.
After everyone cheered and clapped in relief, he added the bad news…
A piece of Crimea, a piece of Ukraine, a piece of Finland…

As tensions rise in Ukraine

Vladimir is Putin troops in separatist regions, and Joe is Biden his time with imposing sanctions.

An American and a Russian are arguing about which country has more freedom.

The American says, I can walk right up to the White House and shout 'Down with Joe Biden!' and nothing bad will happen to me.
The Russian replies, Guess what? I can walk in front of Kremlin and shout 'Down with Joe Biden!' and nothing will happen to me either.

a Trumper dies and goes to heaven.

After getting processed in by St.Peter he goes to find God. He finds God in the garden listening to the birds.
M: "Can I ask you something?"
G: "Anything my child"
M: "Who was the rightful victor of the 2020 US election?"
G: "Joe Biden won fair and square my child"
M: "This goes higher up than I thought."

Government Briefing:

Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today…
…He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.

Even before being President Joe Biden could access any restricted Area

All those places are usually for Biden

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