Biden Jokes

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The Best Biden Puns

If trump wins the election, I will leave the United States

If Biden wins the election, I will leave the United States

This is not a political post, I just want to travel

two hardcore trump supporters die and ascend to heaven.

God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions.
One of them says, yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud? .

God says, "my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232 .

After a few seconds of stunned silence, the one guy turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought .

Trump and Biden are trapped on island. Who survives?


What did Trump say to Biden in the hallway of the white house?

Pardon me, please.

If Biden is elected, I'm leaving the country

If Trump is reelected, I'm leaving the country.

This is not a political post. I just want to travel.

My girlfriend told me she will leave me if I don't support Trump...

I said ok.. Biden

Joe Biden is not my president!!

At least not till January which won't come soon enough.

Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house.

After finishing the race Obama says "Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"

Biden replies "No, Bush did 9:11."

What is a government mandate?

When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.

My girlfriend said she would leave me if I didn't support Trump

I said "Biden"

If Biden is elected, I stay in the country

If Trump is reelected, I stay in the country.

This is not a political post, I just can't leave because coronavirus.

What's Obama say to Biden when he leaves the room after a argument?

Good bi-den

What is the difference between a Joe Biden speech and a Donald Trump speech?

When Biden is speaking you wonder if he's had a stroke.

When Trump is speaking you wonder if you've had a stroke.

While Donald Trump is out there, causing a fuss, what is his opponent doing?

He is just waiting around like an average Joe, Biden his time.

I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020

Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time.....

I'm sorry

Hopefully, Biden will never be the leader of my country

Because if he is, something's gone wrong with the Canadian legal system

Biden and Barack don't tell each other "yo mama" jokes...

they tell each other Jo 'Bama jokes.

(I'm sorry, it's terrible)

Say what you will about Trump

But it was pretty nice of him to air such a long ad for Biden free of charge

What do Joe Biden and trans people have in common?

Republicans want to block their transition

With Biden declared the winner, regardless of what side of the political spectrum you're on, I think we can all safely say...

Thanks, Obama.

Donald Trump and Joe Biden are on a plane heading straight towards a volcano. Who survives?

The United States of America.

What's the difference between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?

When Joe Biden speaks, you wonder if he's had a stroke.

When Donald Trump speaks, you wonder if you've had a stroke.

Biden has won so many times in Michigan now

he's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.

How will Joe and Jill Biden spend thanksgiving with proper social distancing?

Biden selves.

Why I won't be voting for Trump or Biden

I'm Indian

It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet

Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task

It's 294 days after the US Election...

...Biden has progressed to 269.99 electoral votes, and Nevada has discovered 26 million uncounted postal votes that were discovered on 'Storage Wars'. More updates coming soon.

President Trump treated Biden likely how he treats Melania.

He never lets either of them finish.

Why does joe Biden use a Mac?

Because apparently he doesn't want you to have windows.

When Joe Biden becomes president

The white house will be forbiden.

Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, and Donald Trump are all on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?


I think it was totally disrespectful for Joe Biden to call the President of the United States a clown.

As a clown, I'm extremely offended

This election is crazy.

One candidate has a Trump card. The other is just Biden his time. There's a lot of Harrisment between the the two of them and I don't think it looks good on either of them, that's just my 2 Pence though.

Joe Biden just turned 78,

but on the 20th of Jan, he'll be 46.

If Trump wins the election, I'm leaving the country.

If Biden wins, I'm leaving the country.

This isn't a political post, I just miss traveling.

Trump is being informed that Biden is getting congratulated on winning by allies domestic and abroad.

Trump asks How hot is the broad?

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