Uproarious Biden Jokes to Share with Friends
Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house.
After finishing the race Obama says "Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"
Biden replies "No, Bush did 9:11."
What's Obama say to Biden when he leaves the room after a argument?
Good bi-den
I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020
Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time.....
I'm sorry
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
What is the difference between a Joe Biden speech and a Donald Trump speech?
When Biden is speaking you wonder if he's had a s**....
When Trump is speaking you wonder if you've had a s**....
It's 2021, and President Joe Biden is told he needs to assemble a cabinet
Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task
Trump and Biden are trapped on island. Who survives?
America
If Biden is elected, I'm leaving the country
If Trump is reelected, I'm leaving the country.
This is not a political post. I just want to travel.
If Biden is elected, I stay in the country
If Trump is reelected, I stay in the country.
This is not a political post, I just can't leave because coronavirus.
My girlfriend told me she will leave me if I don't support Trump...
I said ok.. Biden
Say what you will about Trump
But it was pretty nice of him to air such a long ad for Biden free of charge
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If trump wins the election, I will leave the United States
If Biden wins the election, I will leave the United States
This is not a political post, I just want to travel
My girlfriend said she would leave me if I didn't support Trump
I said "Biden"
With Biden declared the winner, regardless of what side of the political spectrum you're on, I think we can all safely say...
Thanks, Obama.
Joe Biden is not my president!!
At least not till January which won't come soon enough.
Hopefully, Biden will never be the leader of my country
Because if he is, something's gone wrong with the Canadian legal system
Biden and Barack don't tell each other "yo mama" jokes...
they tell each other Jo 'Bama jokes.
(I'm sorry, it's terrible)
What did Trump say to Biden in the hallway of the white house?
Pardon me, please.
What do Joe Biden and trans people have in common?
Republicans want to block their transition
two h**... trump supporters die and ascend to heaven.
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions.
One of them says, yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud? .
God says, "my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232 .
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the o**... turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought .
While Donald Trump is out there, causing a fuss, what is his opponent doing?
He is just waiting around like an average Joe, Biden his time.
Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?
God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the o**... turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought.
You want further proof that Biden is already the better president?
He's got 23 million more Twitter followers than Trump.
A cold snap across the United States has seen Texas dealing with temperatures as low as -18
The demand for electricity has led to blackouts across the state, causing some people to go without Fox News for so long, they've stopped blaming the weather on Joe Biden.
President Biden visits a fully vaccinated senior home
After a heartful speech in which he thanked the staff for their effort and the residents for their sacrifices he was doing the hand-shaking round. As he greeted a particular old woman who appeared to be quite "out of it", he asked her, "Do you know who I am?". Her response was simply, "No, but there's a nice woman at the front desk who can tell you!"
President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to anyone who got a vaccine.
Not to be outdone, the next day, the President Obrador of Mexico announced that he would give a bottle of Corona to anyone who got a vaccine.
The day after, the President Higgins of Ireland announced that he'd be giving out free bottles of water.
Biden and Obrador were confused and gave the Irish President a Zoom call. "We kinda expected you to give out free Guiness, being from Ireland and all"
The Irish President replied: "Well, if you guys aren't giving out beer, then neither am I."
What's the best thing about being Joe Biden?
Waking up every day and learning that you're the president.
Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven...
God: welcome to the St. Peter's Gates. With my omniscient knowledge, I can tell you anything you wish to know.
Conspiracy Theorist 1: Who won the 2020 US Presidential Election?
God: Joseph R. Biden
Conspiracy Theorist 2: \*Looks at his friend\* s**... dude, this goes even deeper than we thought
President Biden has announced water is now only legal in three states.
Solid, liquid and gas.
Boxers or Briefs, Mr. President?
In 1992 while being interviewed by MTV, Bill Clinton was asked if he wore boxers or briefs? Clinton replied, "Boxers"
In 2008 US magazine asked Obama, "Boxers or briefs"? Obama declined to answer the question.
Last week AARP asked Joe Biden, "Boxers or briefs"? Biden responded, "Depends".
Pope Francis, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and a little boy are crossing the Atlantic on an airplane when the engines fail.
They find three parachutes.
Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane saying, The world needs a great person like me!
Joe Biden grabs a parachute and says, I need to help make choices for our world , so he jumps off the plane.
At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane.
The Pope says to the boy, take the last parachute, I am too old and I'm going to die soon one day.
Actually there are two left. Donald Trump took my backpack.
Presidential
Jill and Joe Biden go to a steakhouse for dinner. Jill says, I will have the petite filet medium rare with a baked potato with sour cream and butter. The waiter asks, What about your vegetable? Jill replies, Oh, he will have the same.
Joe Biden called a press conference, to discuss his meeting with Vladimir Putin…
The good news, is that Mr Putin told me that he wants peace.
After everyone cheered and clapped in relief, he added the bad news…
A piece of Crimea, a piece of Ukraine, a piece of Finland…
Putin, Biden and Zelensky are all in a hot air balloon
Putin, Biden and Zelensky are all in a hot air balloon and it's starting to lose altitude. They need to lose some weight to stop from crashing.
Putin throws out a bottle of v**... and says don't worry I've got too much of that in my country anyway
Biden throws out an AR-15 and says don't worry I've got too much of that in my country anyway
Zelensky throws out Putin and says don't worry I've got too much of that in my country anyway and looks at Biden smugly as they c**... anyways due to the massive weight of Zelensky's b**....
President Biden has called for full legalization of m**...
Now it is up to Congress to hold a joint session.
Someone asked President Biden, "Boxers or briefs?"
He said, "Depends."
Brittney Griner and Viktor Bout are talking during prisoner exchange, arguing about who lives in a freer country.
Brittney says, "America is the best! I can go to the White House, demand to see the president, and tell him I don't like the way he's running this country."
"Big deal," Viktor says, "I can do that too."
"You can?" Brittney says.
"Sure," says Viktor. I can walk up to the Kremlin, demand to see Putin, and tell him I don't like the way President Biden is running his country."
(Stolen from an old Reagan joke)
Even before being President Joe Biden could access any restricted Area
All those places are usually for Biden
I'm not sure about the current US government
Kinda feels like they're just Biden time until the next election..
President Joe Biden just had a meeting with the Cabinet.
Now he's talking with the couch
Who would win in a street fight between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?
Everyone watching
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Yo mama so fat…
Biden just shot her out of the sky
What healthy item does Joe Biden enjoy eating?
Forbiden fruit
