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If Biden wins the election, I will leave the United States
This is not a political post, I just want to travel
God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions.
One of them says, yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud? .
God says, "my son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232 .
After a few seconds of stunned silence, the one guy turns to the other and whispers, This goes higher up than we thought .
America
Pardon me, please.
If Trump is reelected, I'm leaving the country.
This is not a political post. I just want to travel.
I said ok.. Biden
At least not till January which won't come soon enough.
After finishing the race Obama says "Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"
Biden replies "No, Bush did 9:11."
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
I said "Biden"
If Trump is reelected, I stay in the country.
This is not a political post, I just can't leave because coronavirus.
Good bi-den
When Biden is speaking you wonder if he's had a stroke.
When Trump is speaking you wonder if you've had a stroke.
He is just waiting around like an average Joe, Biden his time.
Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time.....
I'm sorry
Because if he is, something's gone wrong with the Canadian legal system
they tell each other Jo 'Bama jokes.
(I'm sorry, it's terrible)
But it was pretty nice of him to air such a long ad for Biden free of charge
Republicans want to block their transition
Thanks, Obama.
The United States of America.
When Joe Biden speaks, you wonder if he's had a stroke.
When Donald Trump speaks, you wonder if you've had a stroke.
he's legally required to change his name to Ohio State.
Biden selves.
I'm Indian
Coming back from IKEA, he realizes he's greatly misunderstood the task
...Biden has progressed to 269.99 electoral votes, and Nevada has discovered 26 million uncounted postal votes that were discovered on 'Storage Wars'. More updates coming soon.
He never lets either of them finish.
Because apparently he doesn't want you to have windows.
The white house will be forbiden.
America.
As a clown, I'm extremely offended
One candidate has a Trump card. The other is just Biden his time. There's a lot of Harrisment between the the two of them and I don't think it looks good on either of them, that's just my 2 Pence though.
but on the 20th of Jan, he'll be 46.
If Biden wins, I'm leaving the country.
This isn't a political post, I just miss traveling.
Trump asks How hot is the broad?
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