Bidding Jokes

Funniest Bidding Short Jokes

Short bidding jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bidding humour may include short betting jokes also.

1. Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors? They're up all night to get Lockheed.
2. You know you're getting old when when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.
   Happy Cake Day to me!
3. Got trapped in a bidding war for a house with a lengthy corridor I'm in it for the long hall
4. In a bid to entice republicans, Biden vows to pick up right where Reagan left off... With rapidly detiorating mental health.
5. So rick perry drops his presidential bid Today.. I thought his campaign wasn't for late term abortions.
6. How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
7. A plague bearer walks into an auction house during winter. Everyone nears him now has a chance of catching the cold-bid 19 virus.
8. Does anyone know how to cancel eBay bids? I bid £10 on a cowboy outfit and I'm about 5 minutes away from owning the Tory Party.
9. If Donald Trump becomes president, he pledges to prohibit the sales of pre-grated cheese.... Apparently it's in a bid to make America grate again!
   (*I'm sorry i'll leave now*)
10. What did the Frenchman with bad allergies say when he had to leave the dinner party? My sincerest apologies but I bid you all ACHOO.

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Bidding One Liners

Which bidding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bidding? I can suggest the ones about auction and auction up.

1. My son was on eBay this morning No bids yet
2. I've had enough of my girlfriend's obsession with auctions. So I bid her farewell.
3. I mind controlled a guy to get me something at an auction Now he does my bidding
4. Where can you bid on internet mail order brides? eBae
5. You know you're old when you walk into a antique store And they start bidding on you.
6. Who's your favorite nun? Ya Bidness
7. How do people in the Middle East bid farewell to each other? They Dubai
8. What does one auctioneer say to the other at the end of the day? "I bid you fair well"
9. Why did Henry VII's bid for the English crown cost so much to insure? It was a Tudor coup
10. How do you bid farewell to your pet rock? You let it roll.
11. Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House
12. Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
13. Why do auctioneers say "Going once... Going twice..."? More-bid curiousity.
14. Black = 'White' Taking in bids.
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15. PressTV-Iran v-ballers bid farewell to FIVB league

Bridge Bidding Jokes

Here is a list of funny bridge bidding jokes and even better bridge bidding puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why can't US Presidents play bridge together? Because Donald gets confused whenever someone makes a bid of No Trumps.

Howlingly Hilarious Bidding Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about bidding you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean voting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bidding pranks.