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Bidder Jokes

7 bidder jokes and hilarious bidder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bidder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Comical Bidder Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What is a good bidder joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Get s**... Before an Auction

Even if you don't win anything, you'll still be the highest bidder!

I always make sure to get totally s**... before going to auctions, so even if I don't snag anything...

...I'm always the highest bidder...

I always make sure I get s**... before I go to an auction.

That way even if I don't win anything, I'm always the highest bidder.

I always save my eBay shopping for after I come back from 4/20

That way I'm always the highest bidder

I snorted coke and m**..., smoked four blunts, and injected h**... today...

...and this guy at the auction house is STILL saying im not the highest bidder.

A farmer decided to sell all of his chickens to the highest bidder...

It was poultry in auction

Business lessons: Ending your contract with a specialist logistics company in favour of going with the lowest bidder is...

One of the Bidvest mistakes you can make.

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