Bicyclist Jokes
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Headless Bikers
Two old farmers are walking down a road when they hear a motorcycle behind them but are shocked when the driver passes them and the biker is headless. The two men look at each other and shrug. They continue down the road and a bicyclist comes up behind them and he, too, is headless.
The two old men continue to walk down the road, when the one walking along the inside turns to the other one.
You know, Allen, I think maybe you should carry that scythe on your other shoulder
My wife and I were riding our bikes near the beach and I caught her checking out some ladies sunbathing.
I guess she's a bi-cyclist.
The bicyclist
A bicyclist walks into a bar wearing his bike helmet with a headlamp strapped on it for riding at night. "Nice head light," the bartender comments as he gets the biker a beer. "Yeah, it gets dark so early, I had to get it for riding at night," the biker says. "It makes me look like a miner." "No," the bartender replies. "I'd say you still look about 45."
What do you call a bicyclist advocate?
A spokesperson
Why do unicyclists and bicyclists wear different clothing?
They find it easier to balance attire
What do you call a bicyclist that likes kids?
A Pedalphile
What did the unicyclist say to the bicyclist?
I'm b**....
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