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two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets and alleys of rome.
one turns to the other and says, "i've never come this way before".
the other nun says, "it's the cobblestones".
Two nuns are out in the countryside riding ow their bicycles.
The first nun suggested that they take a shortcut.
A few minutes later the second one says: "I've never come this way before."
The first one replies: "Oh, I guess it must be the cobblestones."
* 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
* 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
* 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
* 52 = 1 decacards
* 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
* 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
* 435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
* 10 rations = 1 decoration
* 10 millipede = 1 centipede
* 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
* 10 monologues = 5 dialogues
* 2 monograms = 1 diagram
* 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
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Down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, "I've never come this way before." The other nun replies, "neither have i, it's probably the cobbles."
2 nuns are riding bicycles through the Vatican and they decide to take a shortcut down a cobblestone street. The first nun says to the second, "I've never come this way before." The second nun replies to the first, "Nor have I. It must be the cobblestones."
They were riding bicycles and one nun says to the other
"I know a short cut, follow me"
The other one says
"Ive never come this way before"
The first nun looks at her and smiles
"Oh yeah girl, that's the cobblestone. "
Two nuns, Maria and Angelica, are riding their bicycles on their way to work at the Vatican. They're running late, so Maria says, "I know a shortcut. Let's go down this alley." They turn right onto the alley, which soon becomes a narrow cobblestone road, with many twists and turns. Angelica remarks, "wow, I never came this way before." Maria tells her, "it's the cobblestones."
Why do the Scots like lying? They are scared the truth would set them free.
Why do Scots love ants? They also like to live in a colony.
Why don't Scots like punk rock groups? They put their music on independent labels.
What is the most unpopular dance in Scotland? The indepen-dance.
How are Scots similar to bicycles? They both need chains around them.
Why have Scots stopped wearing rings? Because freedom rings.
A group of Nuns were enjoying their lunch break, riding their bicycles around the gardens at their convent.
"I told you 5 minutes ago that lunchtime was over Sisters!" yelled the Sister in charge.
"If you don't stop immediately I'll put the seats back on!"
The older nun suggested a detour through an old little street.
After they arrived, the second nun exclaimed: "I never came this way!"
The first one smiles and explains: "It's the cobblestones."
chained up in the garage.
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Both ride bicycles and bust mission.
Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.
He had an ace up his sleeve.
Bicycles.
First nun shouts to the other "I've never come this way before!"
The second nun replies "don't worry it's just the cobblestones."
One turns to the other and say "I never came this way before".
Two guys are riding bicycles down the street.
One of the bikes fenders was loose and was making a loud noise.
So the first guy said to the second guy
"Hey your fender is too loud"
The second guy says "what?"
The first guy speaks louder
"your fender is too loud"
The second guy replies "what?"
The first guy yells
"YOUR FENDER IS TOO LOUD"
The second guy yells back
"I CANT HEAR YOU MY FENDER IS TOO LOUD!"
One turns to the other and says, "I've never come this way before".
The other nun says, "It's the cobblestones".
The other day I watched a really inspiring documentary about bicycles. You could say that it really spoke to me.
They can't handle the bars
Pedalphile
They've got serious cyclelogical issues.
Two nuns are riding their bicycles through Rome on their way to the Vatican. This time, though, they are taking a different route instead of their usual route.
I've never come this way, one nun says to the other.
It's the cobblestones, says the other nun.
Too tired.
Because they are two tired
The first nun says "I've never come this way before." The second nun replies, "I know... its the cobblestones."
2 nuns, on bicycles, rode down this street. The second nun called to the first I've never come this way before and the first nun called back it's the cobblestones!
Neither work when the chain comes off.
Is doing her chores around the convent with one of the senior sisters. They go into town on bicycles to buy food for the evening meal. On the way back, the senior sister turns down a small alleyway. The young nun says,
I don't think I've ever come this way before.
To which the senior nun replies,
Yes, dear. It's the cobblestones.
They are both too tired!
I guess I'm going to have to take their bicycles away.
Because they're "two tired"
Wanna ride our bicycles?
The detective walked into the smokey room. His assistant scurried in after. He took in the scene.
A dim light.
A flipped table.
And 53 bicycles laying all around the floor.
"It's apparent what he wrong here," the detective said.
"What is it?" asked the perplexed assistant.
"Someone had an ace up their sleeve."
Implies the existence of Homocycles and Heterocycles
Two nuns are riding their bicycles through town, when they turn down a cobblestone street.
When they get to the other end of the street and stop, one nun says to the other I've never come this way before.
The other nun replies Yeah, it's nice isn't it?
"I've never come this way before" says the first nun.
The second nun replies: "It's the cobblestones."
The other Nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones."
Two Dutch girls are riding their bicycles home from school one day. The first one says "I've never come this way before." And the other says "it's the cobblestones. "
A spokes man
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